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Débuté par _Urdnot Wrex , avril 29 2010 01:36

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SpatFieya
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:09

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Presidium Groundskeeper wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

Nothing in the tank taught me how to deal with awkward situations like this...

I know! MORE Krogan humor!

-So Saren walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face"?

So now you're racist? And to think I was saving up to buy you a fish...

He would just eat it anyway.

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Andaius20
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:10

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oh, but I approve!



#578
MadCat221
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:10

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PMorgan18 wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

What do you call 50,000 dead Salarian babies?

Highlight for answer:

Scrambled eggs! Hah!


:o Krogan humor.


What came first, the salarian or the egg?

#579
Kikaimegami
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:10

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Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

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Kikaimegami wrote...
You edited that. Still going to fight with you over it.

Ok. I hate Legion. Nothing to fight about. You can't change my opinion and I doubt I can change yours.

Not even a slapfight? C'mon...

Fights are never useful unless they can serve a purpose. Neither of us will change our views. I'm here to support Tali, not argue with Legion or you.

No, I meant like.. a slapfight. Not over anything. Just a slapfight. :)

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SpatFieya
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:10

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Urdnot Grunt wrote...

XtremegamerHK47 wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

Nothing in the tank taught me how to deal with awkward situations like this...

I know! MORE Krogan humor!

-So Saren walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face"?

I actually laughed at this. 

I'll be here all week. Try the Varren while you're here.

Varren gives me scale itch. :?

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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:11

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MadCat221 wrote...

PMorgan18 wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

What do you call 50,000 dead Salarian babies?

Highlight for answer:

Scrambled eggs! Hah!


:o Krogan humor.


What came first, the salarian or the egg?


First the Krogans conquered Tuchanka...

Modifié par DrathanGervaise, 30 avril 2010 - 05:11 .

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Alanosborn1991
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:11

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ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY GROUP PHOTO

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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:11

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SpatFieya wrote...
Varren gives me scale itch. :?


Kelly?

#584
_Urdnot Grunt
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:11

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How many Salarians does it take to change a light bulb?

10.

5 to convince the Krogan to change it for them, and then another 5 to sterilize our entire race after we're done!


Modifié par Urdnot Grunt, 30 avril 2010 - 05:11 .

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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:11

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Kikaimegami wrote...
No, I meant like.. a slapfight. Not over anything. Just a slapfight. :)

Tell you what. The day Tali tells me to slap you for no reason I'll do it. Ok?

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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:11

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SpatFieya wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

XtremegamerHK47 wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

Nothing in the tank taught me how to deal with awkward situations like this...

I know! MORE Krogan humor!

-So Saren walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face"?

I actually laughed at this. 

I'll be here all week. Try the Varren while you're here.

Varren gives me scale itch. :?

You're supposed to eat them.  Not eat them out.

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Andaius20
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:11

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HA!



nice ones Grunt!

#588
Kikaimegami
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:12

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Urdnot Grunt wrote...

XtremegamerHK47 wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

Nothing in the tank taught me how to deal with awkward situations like this...

I know! MORE Krogan humor!

-So Saren walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face"?

I actually laughed at this. 

I'll be here all week. Try the Varren while you're here.

Don't say that to Kelly. Ever.

#589
SpatFieya
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:12

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Urdnot Grunt wrote...

How many Salarians does it take to change a light bulb?

5 to fiddle around with their omni-tool and 1 to complain how a keeper should do it?

Modifié par SpatFieya, 30 avril 2010 - 05:15 .

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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:12

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Urdnot Grunt wrote...

XtremegamerHK47 wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

Nothing in the tank taught me how to deal with awkward situations like this...

I know! MORE Krogan humor!

-So Saren walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face"?

I actually laughed at this. 

I'll be here all week. Try the Varren while you're here.

Can you tell me about the Salarian with the things on his head pulled apart?

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Deadeas
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:12

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Urdnot Grunt wrote...

How many Salarians does it take to change a light bulb?

10.

5 to convince the Krogan to change it for them, and then another 5 to sterilize our entire race after we're done!

...I laughed a little.

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Kikaimegami
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:13

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Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...
No, I meant like.. a slapfight. Not over anything. Just a slapfight. :)

Tell you what. The day Tali tells me to slap you for no reason I'll do it. Ok?

And I get to slap back, right?

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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:13

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So Grunt, kill any big things lately?

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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:13

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Krogan comedy ritual. Not necessary for Rite of Passage...

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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:13

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Kikaimegami wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...
No, I meant like.. a slapfight. Not over anything. Just a slapfight. :)

Tell you what. The day Tali tells me to slap you for no reason I'll do it. Ok?

And I get to slap back, right?

Sure. If Legion supports it :D

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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:13

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NuclearBuddha wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

XtremegamerHK47 wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

Nothing in the tank taught me how to deal with awkward situations like this...

I know! MORE Krogan humor!

-So Saren walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face"?

I actually laughed at this. 

I'll be here all week. Try the Varren while you're here.

Varren gives me scale itch. :?

You're supposed to eat them.  Not eat them out.


AHAHHAHAHAH!!!!! ROFL MAN Ow my Ribs!

Where is Kelly !!!!!!!!

GET HER IN HERE RIGHT NAOW

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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:14

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Mordin Solus wrote...

Krogan comedy ritual. Not necessary for Rite of Passage...


I admit, the jokes were a little offcolor towards memebers of your species,
but hey, I'm slightly not sober.

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Kikaimegami
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:14

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Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...
No, I meant like.. a slapfight. Not over anything. Just a slapfight. :)

Tell you what. The day Tali tells me to slap you for no reason I'll do it. Ok?

And I get to slap back, right?

Sure. If Legion supports it :D

Well, if consensus is reached.. okay. I agree.

#599
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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:14

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Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...
No, I meant like.. a slapfight. Not over anything. Just a slapfight. :)

Tell you what. The day Tali tells me to slap you for no reason I'll do it. Ok?


ohhhh came on, enjoy the funny thread, no need to fight or gettin personal :)

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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:14

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Mordin Solus wrote...

Krogan comedy ritual. Not necessary for Rite of Passage...

Hey Mordin. I would talk to you, but you might suggest Im hitting on you again.....
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