Aller au contenu

Photo

Happy Birthday, Urdnot Grunt.

Débuté par _Urdnot Wrex , avril 29 2010 01:36

  • Veuillez vous connecter pour répondre
1771 réponses à ce sujet

#626
Kikaimegami
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:20

Kikaimegami
  • Members
  • 6 027 messages

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

I just want to slap somebody. :)


Jesus told me to turn the other cheek.

So they both get slapped :)


Didn't say I heeded his advice.

Plus a Geth Slapping a Turian?
Not sure how it would turn out.

Depends on how hard the slap is.

#627
Alanosborn1991
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:20

Alanosborn1991
  • Members
  • 1 989 messages

Garrus Vakarian wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

What do Turians use for contraception?

Their faces! Hah!

My face is barely holding together as it is...


Garrus how are those calibrations?
Image IPB

#628
Andaius20
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:20

Andaius20
  • Members
  • 7 415 messages

Jane Shepard wrote...

Garrus Vakarian wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

What do Turians use for contraception?


Their faces! Hah!

My face is barely holding together as it is...

Hell, Garrus, you were always ugly...


Jane I think he needs soem additional head bumping to help it stay together. ;)

#629
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:20

Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
  • Guests

ReconTeam wrote...

Hey Garrus I bought that damn face fixer. Use it. And stop trying to make me look bad by wearing your torn up armor everywhere we go.


Conrad, get out of here.

#630
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:21

Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
  • Guests

Kikaimegami wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

I just want to slap somebody. :)


Jesus told me to turn the other cheek.

So they both get slapped :)


Didn't say I heeded his advice.

Plus a Geth Slapping a Turian?
Not sure how it would turn out.

Depends on how hard the slap is.


I'm racking my brain to find an ounce of disapproval and its not there.

#631
Presidium Groundskeeper
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:21

Presidium Groundskeeper
  • Members
  • 160 messages

Kerilus wrote...

Loosen up man, he's just kidding ya. Take your rage against Samara!

Yes Samara and her "Justicar BBCode."  Hey Grunt if I let you in on a little Presidium secret will you help me take down Samara?

#632
Alanosborn1991
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:21

Alanosborn1991
  • Members
  • 1 989 messages

Jane Shepard wrote...

Garrus Vakarian wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

What do Turians use for contraception?


Their faces! Hah!

My face is barely holding together as it is...

Hell, Garrus, you were always ugly...

.....And slap some facepaint on there and knowone will even notice!

#633
Andaius20
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:22

Andaius20
  • Members
  • 7 415 messages

DrathanGervaise wrote...

ReconTeam wrote...

Hey Garrus I bought that damn face fixer. Use it. And stop trying to make me look bad by wearing your torn up armor everywhere we go.


Conrad, get out of here.


*shoots in foot* ^_^

#634
Guest_XtremegamerHK47_*
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:22

Guest_XtremegamerHK47_*
  • Guests

Alanosborn1991 wrote...

Garrus Vakarian wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

What do Turians use for contraception?


Their faces! Hah!

My face is barely holding together as it is...


Garrus how are those calibrations?
Image IPB

I bet Garrus is thinking "Im gonna calibrate dat ass...".

#635
Guest_CamoBadger_*
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:23

Guest_CamoBadger_*
  • Guests

Presidium Groundskeeper wrote...

Kerilus wrote...

Loosen up man, he's just kidding ya. Take your rage against Samara!

Yes Samara and her "Justicar BBCode."  Hey Grunt if I let you in on a little Presidium secret will you help me take down Samara?


Oh my god! There ARE fish in the lake aren't there?

#636
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:23

Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
  • Guests

Andaius20 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

ReconTeam wrote...

Hey Garrus I bought that damn face fixer. Use it. And stop trying to make me look bad by wearing your torn up armor everywhere we go.


Conrad, get out of here.


*shoots in foot* ^_^


Perhaps you should specify next time.

I'm glad there's a three inch gap between my toes to say the least.

#637
Inquisitor Recon
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:23

Inquisitor Recon
  • Members
  • 11 811 messages
That's it. I'm gonna have that Turian staring at the urinal hunt you all down.

#638
Kikaimegami
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:23

Kikaimegami
  • Members
  • 6 027 messages

DrathanGervaise wrote...
I'm racking my brain to find an ounce of disapproval and its not there.

Shall I? *prepares slap*

#639
_Urdnot Grunt
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:23

_Urdnot Grunt
  • Members
  • 25 messages
You're stranded on a desert planet with a vicious Turian soldier, a Salarian scientist, a Batarian mercenary and a Quarian with a tummy-ache. You have 2 shots left on your gun before replacing the heatsink.

What should you do first?

RELOAD


#640
SpatFieya
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:24

SpatFieya
  • Members
  • 2 779 messages

CamoBadger wrote...

Presidium Groundskeeper wrote...

Kerilus wrote...

Loosen up man, he's just kidding ya. Take your rage against Samara!

Yes Samara and her "Justicar BBCode."  Hey Grunt if I let you in on a little Presidium secret will you help me take down Samara?


Oh my god! There ARE fish in the lake aren't there?

Grounds keeper wouldn't lie to us!

Would he?

#641
starwarschewy
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:24

starwarschewy
  • Members
  • 873 messages

Kerilus wrote...

Presidium Groundskeeper wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

What do Turians use for contraception?


Their faces! Hah!

...I am insulted.

Loosen up man, he's just kidding ya. Take your rage against Samara!

he better not or this Asari will use her biotics and smash him through a wall<_<
and Samara if you ever need company going after Ardat-Yakshi i can go with you:wub:

#642
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:24

Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
  • Guests

Kikaimegami wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...
I'm racking my brain to find an ounce of disapproval and its not there.

Shall I? *prepares slap*


Kinky. <3

#643
Azint
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:24

Azint
  • Members
  • 14 520 messages

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

You're stranded on a desert planet with a vicious Turian soldier, a Salarian scientist, a Batarian mercenary and a Quarian with a tummy-ache. You have 2 shots left on your gun before replacing the heatsink.

What should you do first?

RELOAD

I approve.

#644
Guest_XtremegamerHK47_*
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:24

Guest_XtremegamerHK47_*
  • Guests

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

You're stranded on a desert planet with a vicious Turian soldier, a Salarian scientist, a Batarian mercenary and a Quarian with a tummy-ache. You have 2 shots left on your gun before replacing the heatsink.

What should you do first?

RELOAD

Image IPB

#645
Alanosborn1991
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:25

Alanosborn1991
  • Members
  • 1 989 messages

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

You're stranded on a desert planet with a vicious Turian soldier, a Salarian scientist, a Batarian mercenary and a Quarian with a tummy-ache. You have 2 shots left on your gun before replacing the heatsink.

What should you do first?

RELOAD


Garrus always savors the last shot before popping the heatsink..............

Wait

#646
Alanosborn1991
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:25

Alanosborn1991
  • Members
  • 1 989 messages
double post

Modifié par Alanosborn1991, 30 avril 2010 - 05:25 .

#647
Azint
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:25

Azint
  • Members
  • 14 520 messages

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...
I'm racking my brain to find an ounce of disapproval and its not there.

Shall I? *prepares slap*


Kinky. <3

Nothing is kinky until you pull out the knife.

#648
Kikaimegami
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:25

Kikaimegami
  • Members
  • 6 027 messages

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...
I'm racking my brain to find an ounce of disapproval and its not there.

Shall I? *prepares slap*


Kinky. <3

Oh now you deserve it. *slaps really hard and knocks you on your ass*

#649
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:26

Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
  • Guests

Azint wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...
I'm racking my brain to find an ounce of disapproval and its not there.

Shall I? *prepares slap*


Kinky. <3

Nothing is kinky until you pull out the knife.


With us Turians you have to work the blade a little.

#650
Guest_Runescapeguy9_*
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:26

Guest_Runescapeguy9_*
  • Guests

Azint wrote...
Nothing is kinky until you pull out the knife.

I hope Tali gets to use the knife at least once in ME3...
Retourner dans Story, Campaign, and Characters


  1. The BioWare Forum
  2. → Mass Effect
  3. → Mass Effect 2
  4. → Story, Campaign, and Characters