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#651
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SpatFieya wrote...

Grounds keeper wouldn't lie to us!

Would he?

I get that question a lot.  I think it's right behind "Where's the bathroom?"

#652
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DrathanGervaise wrote...

Andaius20 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

ReconTeam wrote...

Hey Garrus I bought that damn face fixer. Use it. And stop trying to make me look bad by wearing your torn up armor everywhere we go.


Conrad, get out of here.


*shoots in foot* ^_^


Perhaps you should specify next time.

I'm glad there's a three inch gap between my toes to say the least.


Sorry Was aiming at Conrad, admittingly am drunk, drank the green shotglass....:lol:

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Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Azint wrote...
Nothing is kinky until you pull out the knife.

I hope Tali gets to use the knife at least once in ME3...


Hmmm...Stab a certain geth in the face?

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DrathanGervaise wrote...

With us Turians you have to work the blade a little.

Not much point to it, though.

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Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Azint wrote...
Nothing is kinky until you pull out the knife.

I hope Tali gets to use the knife at least once in ME3...

Is it wrong that when you said Tali using a knife in ME3 I thought of combat 2nd?

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Zaeed says "that's not a knife..."

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Kikaimegami wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

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DrathanGervaise wrote...
I'm racking my brain to find an ounce of disapproval and its not there.

Shall I? *prepares slap*


Kinky. <3

Oh now you deserve it. *slaps really hard and knocks you on your ass*


I would like to say that's the first time I've ever been slapped by a female Geth, but I'd be lying.

#658
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Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Azint wrote...
Nothing is kinky until you pull out the knife.

I hope Tali gets to use the knife at least once in ME3...

Yesssssssssss

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Presidium Groundskeeper wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

Grounds keeper wouldn't lie to us!

Would he?

I get that question a lot.  I think it's right behind "Where's the bathroom?"


Oh really? How about this one:

Can Krogan swim?

#660
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XtremegamerHK47 wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

You're stranded on a desert planet with a vicious Turian soldier, a Salarian scientist, a Batarian mercenary and a Quarian with a tummy-ache. You have 2 shots left on your gun before replacing the heatsink.

What should you do first?


RELOAD

Image IPB


:lol:

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Tali-Zorah vas Normandy

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Urdnot Grunt wrote...

a Quarian with a tummy-ache.

I'm standing right here!

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I didn't think Krogan could read, let alone tell jokes.



Image IPB

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CamoBadger wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Azint wrote...
Nothing is kinky until you pull out the knife.

I hope Tali gets to use the knife at least once in ME3...


Hmmm...Stab a certain geth in the face?

Hooah.

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Azint wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

With us Turians you have to work the blade a little.

Not much point to it, though.


Haha, "point."

#665
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Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Azint wrote...
Nothing is kinky until you pull out the knife.

I hope Tali gets to use the knife at least once in ME3...

There are several characters in ME who are in dire need of a blade in their heart. Will Tali oblige them?

Only time will tell.

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Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

a Quarian with a tummy-ache.

I'm standing right here!

:(

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Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

a Quarian with a tummy-ache.

I'm standing right here!

Aww, we still love you Tali. Image IPB

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CamoBadger wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Azint wrote...
Nothing is kinky until you pull out the knife.

I hope Tali gets to use the knife at least once in ME3...


Hmmm...Stab a certain geth in the face?

*slaps Camo while she's at it*

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Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

a Quarian with a tummy-ache.

I'm standing right here!


Sorry, I'm drunk.

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XtremegamerHK47 wrote...

Is it wrong that when you said Tali using a knife in ME3 I thought of combat 2nd?

If that's wrong I don't want to do what's right.

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Where is the mad prophet when we need him.



We need to cast the cult-of-Tali back into the cold darkness. I deem them unclean. A blight!

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Runescapeguy9 wrote...

CamoBadger wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Azint wrote...
Nothing is kinky until you pull out the knife.

I hope Tali gets to use the knife at least once in ME3...


Hmmm...Stab a certain geth in the face?

Hooah.


I'm starting to like you more and more Rune.

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Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

a Quarian with a tummy-ache.

I'm standing right here!


Indeed you are! Drink? :innocent:

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ReconTeam wrote...

Where is the mad prophet when we need him.

We need to cast the cult-of-Tali back into the cold darkness. I deem them unclean. A blight!


Haters gonna hate.

#675
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Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

a Quarian with a tummy-ache.

I'm standing right here!

Can you believe it actually worked?