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[Tali-Zorah vas Normandy]

Let's begin...

Once upon a time, before the Krogan were first sterilized...

[Lividity Jones]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Is Tali still writing the story? This must be one epic masterpiece

Either that or we're being led on.

I know.

I wish I didn't think of it.

[_Urdnot Wrex]

You trying to make me cry, Tali?

[Lividity Jones]

Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

Let's begin...

Once upon a time, before the Krogan were first sterilized...

Nevermind! She returns!

Go on, my lady.

[Azint]

Urdnot Wrex wrote...

You trying to make me cry, Tali?

Hey, hey. Come here.

[Andaius20]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Azint wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I'm Azint's lawyer.

I can't let you do that.

You were hired for a reason. And you're keeping it up.

It's called Gervaise and Sons Legal Counsel and Security Firm for a reason!

My can I hire your services, there a confused vagabond lurking around here, I would like you to repress him.

[Onyx Jaguar]

Presidium Groundskeeper wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

At what quantity does the amount of questions asked of you come at you at?

I get that question a lot. I think it's right behind ".....how many questions do you get?"

The amount of queries you receive on a basis is equal to how many marks?

[Andaius20]

Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

Let's begin...

Once upon a time, before the Krogan were first sterilized...

oh it's starting! *eats popcorn*

[Presidium Groundskeeper]

XtremegamerHK47 wrote...

Depends. What can you do for me? 

I can show you the demael flowers across from the Conduit. They're coming in very nicely.

[Azint]

Presidium Groundskeeper wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

At what quantity does the amount of questions asked of you come at you at?

I get that question a lot. I think it's right behind ".....how many questions do you get?"

We've hit a stable time loop. Isn't that right, Groundskeeper?

Modifié par Azint, 30 avril 2010 - 06:25 .

[Tali-Zorah vas Normandy]

Sorry, Wrex. Anyway...

There lived a little country girl who wore a little red hood sewn by her grandmother. They called her Little Red Riding Hood.

One day, she prepared some food for her grandmother and set off by herself to visit her in a nearby town. On the way there, she ran into a krogan who clearly hated aliens of any nature, and planned to strike against her at the best moment. The krogan asked where the the girl was going, and not knowing she shouldn't talk to strangers, she told him, "I want to see my grandmother, as I brought her some food."

"Does she live near here?" asked the krogan.

"She is right down the end of this road," answered the girl.

The krogan wished her farewell and charged towards the house much faster than the girl could. He knocked at the door.

"Who is it?"

"It is I, your granddaughter -- Little Red Riding Hood," replied the krogan, failing all attempts at mimicking a little girl's voice. After receiving no apparent response, the krogan broke down the door and immediately slew the grandmother, who was ill and could not defend herself.

The Krogan soon heard the footsteps of the girl, forcing him to hide in the bed, in place of the girl's grandmother. Of course, the girl was soon suspicious as the house now lacked a door, so she approached the room with caution. She tapped on the wall instead.

"Who is it?" asked the krogan, failing at mimicking the grandmother's voice as well.

"It is I, your granddaughter -- Little Red Riding Hood," replied the girl.

"Come in, for I am hungry," said the krogan, whose deep voice obviously gave away his true identity.

"Oh my, grandmother, what large feet you have!" said the girl.
"All the better to run with," said the krogan.

"And what large eyes you have!"
"All the better to see with..."

"And what a large... hump you have!" said the girl, running out of identifiable body parts.
"All the better to survive with..."

"And what large purple teeth you have, grandmother!"
"You... you dare?" the krogan yelled, leaping at the little girl.

The Krogan swiftly died, and the little girl ran out the house, never to be seen again.

http://img203.images...240/theendd.jpg

Modifié par Tali-Zorah vas Normandy, 30 avril 2010 - 06:28 .

[Lividity Jones]

Urdnot Wrex wrote...

You trying to make me cry, Tali?

Don't interrupt!

[sergio71785]

Urdnot Wrex wrote...

You trying to make me cry, Tali?

She's almost done it before...  

[Kikaimegami]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

*hits the side of her head and the light comes back on*

DrathanGervaise, I'm sending you my repair bill!

Here's 50000 credits.

Go get yourself some new servos babe.

*takes credits* I will be back. *slaps you* *stomps off*

[Onyx Jaguar]

Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

Sorry, Wrex. Anyway...

There lived a little country girl who wore a little red hood sewn by her grandmother. They called her Little Red Riding Hood.

One day, she prepared some food for her grandmother and set off by herself to visit her in a nearby town. On the way there, she ran into a krogan who clearly hated aliens of any nature, and planned to strike against her at the best moment. The krogan asked where the the girl was going, and not knowing she shouldn't talk to strangers, she told him, "I want to see my grandmother, as I brought her some food."

"Does she live near here?" asked the krogan.

"She is right down the end of this road," answered the girl.

The krogan wished her farewell and charged towards the house much faster than the girl could. He knocked at the door.

"Who is it?"

"It is I, your granddaughter -- Little Red Riding Hood," replied the krogan, failing all attempts at mimicking a little girl's voice. After receiving no apparent response, the krogan broke down the door and immediately slew the grandmother, who was ill and could not defend herself.

The Krogan soon heard the footsteps of the girl, forcing him to hide in the bed, in place of the girl's grandmother. Of course, the girl was soon suspicious as the house now lacked a door, so she approached the room with caution. She tapped on the wall instead.

"Who is it?" asked the krogan, failing at mimicking the grandmother's voice as well.

"It is I, your granddaughter -- Little Red Riding Hood," replied the girl.

"Come in, for I am hungry," said the krogan, whose deep voice obviously gave away his true identity.

"Oh my, grandmother, what large feet you have!" said the girl.
"All the better to run with," said the krogan.

"And what large eyes you have!"
"All the better to see with..."

"And what a large... hump you have!" said the girl, running out of identifiable body parts.
"All the better to survive with..."

"And what large purple teeth you have, grandmother!"
"You... you dare?" the krogan yelled, leaping at the little girl.
The Krogan swiftly died, and the little girl ran out the house, never to be seen again.

http://img203.images...240/theendd.jpg

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