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[Kasumi Goto]

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

I give her 1 out of 10.

1 point for effort.

[cloak]

11/10 for Tali, my best friend on the Normandy!

[Azint]

Kikaimegami wrote...

*engages cloak and sneaks up on DrathanGervaise*

*sticks leg out and trips her*

[Zilod]

Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

Sorry, Wrex. Anyway...

There lived a little country girl who wore a little red hood sewn by her grandmother. They called her Little Red Riding Hood.

One day, she prepared some food for her grandmother and set off by herself to visit her in a nearby town. On the way there, she ran into a krogan who clearly hated aliens of any nature, and planned to strike against her at the best moment. The krogan asked where the the girl was going, and not knowing she shouldn't talk to strangers, she told him, "I want to see my grandmother, as I brought her some food."

"Does she live near here?" asked the krogan.

"She is right down the end of this road," answered the girl.

The krogan wished her farewell and charged towards the house much faster than the girl could. He knocked at the door.

"Who is it?"

"It is I, your granddaughter -- Little Red Riding Hood," replied the krogan, failing all attempts at mimicking a little girl's voice. After receiving no apparent response, the krogan broke down the door and immediately slew the grandmother, who was ill and could not defend herself.

The Krogan soon heard the footsteps of the girl, forcing him to hide in the bed, in place of the girl's grandmother. Of course, the girl was soon suspicious as the house now lacked a door, so she approached the room with caution. She tapped on the wall instead.

"Who is it?" asked the krogan, failing at mimicking the grandmother's voice as well.

"It is I, your granddaughter -- Little Red Riding Hood," replied the girl.

"Come in, for I am hungry," said the krogan, whose deep voice obviously gave away his true identity.

"Oh my, grandmother, what large feet you have!" said the girl.
"All the better to run with," said the krogan.

"And what large eyes you have!"
"All the better to see with..."

"And what a large... hump you have!" said the girl, running out of identifiable body parts.
"All the better to survive with..."

"And what large purple teeth you have, grandmother!"
"You... you dare?" the krogan yelled, leaping at the little girl.

The Krogan swiftly died, and the little girl ran out the house, never to be seen again.

http://img203.images...240/theendd.jpg

lol thanks for the story Tali

[Onyx Jaguar]

Kikaimegami wrote...

*engages cloak and sneaks up on DrathanGervaise*

*Throws a wrench.  There is no cloaking in dodgeball!

[Alanosborn1991]

Loved the story goodnight everyone!

[Inquisitor Recon]

Ha. The lesser races aren't tough enough to face a Krogan head on!

[Lividity Jones]

Kasumi Goto wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

I give her 1 out of 10.

1 point for effort.

[cloak]

11/10 for Tali, my best friend on the Normandy!

**** yeah, Kasumi!

Tali's wingman.

[Azint]

Kasumi Goto wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

I give her 1 out of 10.

1 point for effort.

[cloak]

11/10 for Tali, my best friend on the Normandy!

I actually d'aawwwd at this.

Crap, I'm losing my touch.

[Kikaimegami]

Azint wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

*engages cloak and sneaks up on DrathanGervaise*

*sticks leg out and trips her*

*jumps over leg* Hah! I'm onto you!

[Alanosborn1991]

Ahah I knew Kasumi was friends with Tali!

[Nivenus]

Well, they do girl talk, which I didn't even know Tali did before Kasumi came aboard.

[Azint]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Azint wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

*engages cloak and sneaks up on DrathanGervaise*

*sticks leg out and trips her*

*jumps over leg* Hah! I'm onto you!

And you've placed yourself directly into my trap. A small net.

[sergio71785]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Azint wrote...
I actually d'aawwwd at this.

Crap, I'm losing my touch.

I may reinstall her.
Maybe.

You know you want to.

[Azint]

XtremegamerHK47 wrote...

Why do you hate her? At least she MENTIONED Tali......

Rune hates everyone. But one.

[Kikaimegami]

Azint wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Azint wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

*engages cloak and sneaks up on DrathanGervaise*

*sticks leg out and trips her*

*jumps over leg* Hah! I'm onto you!

And you've placed yourself directly into my trap. A small net.

BUT THE TINY NET IS A DEATH SENTENCE!

[Kami102]

o___o

[Andaius20]

Kasumi Goto wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

I give her 1 out of 10.

1 point for effort.

[cloak]

11/10 for Tali, my best friend on the Normandy!

Agree's with Kasumi.