1771 réponses à ce sujet

[sergio71785]

Damnit Presidium Groundskeeper, I trusted you!

[Kikaimegami]

I think I'll go before I slide into geth stutters and chattering.



I can barely type as-is.

[Kikaimegami]

Modifié par Kikaimegami, 30 avril 2010 - 07:47 .

[Andaius20]

Night Kikai.

[Kikaimegami]

Night!

[Kikaimegami]

[Kikaimegami]

Niiiight!

[VandalX187]

wow I just read all 47 pages of this thread and it was very entertaining and now I feel like woo

End of Line!!

[snarky kitteh reborn]

Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

Sorry, Wrex. Anyway...

There lived a little country girl who wore a little red hood sewn by her grandmother. They called her Little Red Riding Hood.

One day, she prepared some food for her grandmother and set off by herself to visit her in a nearby town. On the way there, she ran into a krogan who clearly hated aliens of any nature, and planned to strike against her at the best moment. The krogan asked where the the girl was going, and not knowing she shouldn't talk to strangers, she told him, "I want to see my grandmother, as I brought her some food."

"Does she live near here?" asked the krogan.

"She is right down the end of this road," answered the girl.

The krogan wished her farewell and charged towards the house much faster than the girl could. He knocked at the door.

"Who is it?"

"It is I, your granddaughter -- Little Red Riding Hood," replied the krogan, failing all attempts at mimicking a little girl's voice. After receiving no apparent response, the krogan broke down the door and immediately slew the grandmother, who was ill and could not defend herself.

The Krogan soon heard the footsteps of the girl, forcing him to hide in the bed, in place of the girl's grandmother. Of course, the girl was soon suspicious as the house now lacked a door, so she approached the room with caution. She tapped on the wall instead.

"Who is it?" asked the krogan, failing at mimicking the grandmother's voice as well.

"It is I, your granddaughter -- Little Red Riding Hood," replied the girl.

"Come in, for I am hungry," said the krogan, whose deep voice obviously gave away his true identity.

"Oh my, grandmother, what large feet you have!" said the girl.
"All the better to run with," said the krogan.

"And what large eyes you have!"
"All the better to see with..."

"And what a large... hump you have!" said the girl, running out of identifiable body parts.
"All the better to survive with..."

"And what large purple teeth you have, grandmother!"
"You... you dare?" the krogan yelled, leaping at the little girl.

The Krogan swiftly died, and the little girl ran out the house, never to be seen again.

http://img203.images...240/theendd.jpg

tali, what ever your on I wants.

[Ecael]

EDIT:

Modifié par Ecael, 30 avril 2010 - 01:17 .

[Mondo47]

Ecael wrote...

Kasumi Goto wrote...

[cloak]
That's no way to speak to Tali's friend...

Don't worry, you'll get your chance to see someday.

http://img30.imagesh...aybesomeday.jpg

That's great and all, but I don't suppose I can have my Kasumi account back?

And all this time I thought I just lost the password for it.

Ecael got robbed by the most infamous thief in the galaxy! Got to be a claim to fame worth having...

[mikethor007]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Applying ThreadiGel.

I don't think it can be saved this time...

[Koen Casier]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

mikethor007 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Applying ThreadiGel.

I don't think it can be saved this time...

Don't despair, will always have the ?fish?

[MadCat221]

chool77 wrote...

..............................so..............

how about them cubs?

*kneejerk*

CUBS MUST DIE!  DOWN WITH CUBS! 

Sorry...  Cards fan by nature of being a St. Louisan.

[Niftu Cal]

Mondo47 wrote...

Ecael got robbed by the most infamous thief in the galaxy! Got to be a claim to fame worth having...

I think things.

They happen.

[Onyx Jaguar]

Ecael wrote...

EDIT:

The plot thickens...

[Onyx Jaguar]

I wonder who has stolen my account and has been posting as Onyx Jaguar the whole time. Back in the day came out Onyx would only post on the Dragon Age forums and complain about the bugs and the glitched achievements.

[Onyx Jaguar]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Applying ThreadiGel...

*sobs*

This threads dead Jim

[Ashwraith]

Niftu Cal wrote...

In other news- alas, Grunt, I spent my last few credits on a couple
of novels.
You... can read them when I'm done?
Do you even know how
to read?

...
Don't kill me, don't kill me. ;3;
I
decorated Tank Mother for you, too.

Mondo47 wrote...

Ecael got robbed by the most infamous thief in the galaxy! Got to be a claim to fame worth having...

I think things.

They happen.

Indeed?
....
Think about a Batarian with fake bee antennae on his head, whirling a feather boa about like a lasso while riding around on the Turian councilor.
Failing that, an Elcor with a monocle would be almost as good.
Though he must also have a most bodacious moustache.

...

What? Whaaaaat? I just wanted to see what would happen. >.>

Modifié par Ashwraith, 30 avril 2010 - 06:13 .

[Human-Reaper Larva]

Niftu Cal wrote...

I think things.

They happen.