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Sajuro

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This is just a place for your own silly little scenarios, could be a conversation or some such thing

Shepard meeting with the council over a new threat
Shepard: Salarian extremists are on their way to attack the Citadel!
Turian Councilor: Ah yes, 'salarians' we've dismissed this claim.
Salarian councilor looks over to Turian councilor and blinks:................
Shepard:................

-Monopoly-
Shepard pokes his head into Jack's quarters: Hey Jack, have you seen the monopoly game?
Jack: -while cleaning her gun- I spaced it.
Shepard: -visibly dissapointed- why did you space it? I wanted to play monopoly.
Jack: I got tired of it, Jacob and Tali were the only ones who wanted to play.
Shepard: Well, what's wrong with that?
-Jack goes into flash back-
Jacob: Here I am, buying up the utilities. Heavy risk, but the priiize.
-end flashback-
Shepard:.... okay, what's wrong with Tali?
Jack: She would always pick the ****ing dog token before I could get it.
Shepard: -almost a whisper- ..... that ****.