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[Eternal Phoenix]

NKKKK wrote...

all my equipment disappeared during the mine quest.

You just have to laugh.

P.S

Do you like my avatar? It's very intimidating is it not?

Modifié par Elton John is dead, 02 mai 2010 - 03:08 .

[Solo80]

-ßeta- wrote...

There's too much party banter to quote I swear, it's all hilarious. Anything that comes out of Zevran's mouth for one thing....

And most of what goes into Zevran's mouth...

[Annihilator27]

Elhanan wrote...

Sten is a Softee.....

Oh yeah he is lol.

[Nuclear]

Solo80 wrote...

And most of what goes into Zevran's mouth...

And leave Sten alone! He's already grumpy right now, he found out the cake was a lie.

[Locustus]

Other, more or less 'famous' Stenn talk:

- "These mages have an unnatural preoccupation with women holding bowls." (After seeing several statues in the mage tower.)

- "Congratulations! You have found a wastebin." (upon finding the Urn of Sacred Ashes.)

- "Is this... some sort of mass suicide?" (When entering Tapster's Tavern in Orzammar)

- he also has a pretty good lie about qunari having sex with armor on

[Locustus]

MistySun wrote...

Morrigan:  "How very fitting that they would build a prison for mages in the middle of a lake and make it look like a giant phallus."   

Lol....that was hilarious too

Sten's related comment to that: "Humans over-compensating, as always."

[Megbear]

how do i get two companions to help me escape fort drakon??

[Nuclear]

Megbear wrote...

how do i get two companions to help me escape fort drakon??

Well first get yourself captured. When your talking to your cell mate say 'my friends will rescue me (wait for rescue)' then choose the two companions you want and then voila!

[Mad Bohemian]

I think you chose the dialog wait for rescue.  LOL  ^ just missed it by a few minutes ^

Modifié par Mad Bohemian, 02 mai 2010 - 10:08 .

[Katsuya Kaiba]

Three Words of Awesome:



Antivan Milk Sandwich.



My dirty mind wants to know what it entails.

[Ghostjs]

Lintanis wrote...

High_Marshel_V3N wrote...

When getting out of Fort Drakon the guard at the door asks for the password.
Rosebud is one of the choices. Yes I did indeed laugh.

And another password option in different part  of the game  you can say "Sausage" 

Yes, I kept picking that dialog over and over agian it was so funny.

Guard: "Whats the password?"

Grey Warden: " Sausage?"

Guard: "Sausage?....go away!"

I also like when you ask leliana if her fruit is forbiden.
"My fruit? Not technically, but its not free ether. Its not like everybody gets a bite."

[Katsuya Kaiba]

For some reason, Zevran's reaction to the gloves cracked me up.



"GLOVES? You're giving me GLOVES? What for?"



My kingdom for a smart alec answer.

[Ryllen Laerth Kriel]

No gloves, no love?

[Springwalker]

MistySun wrote...

Is Sten a gentle giant or a vicous back stabber....i mean as a person, not in combat.

Sten is the true Renaissance man iof the game. He is tough yet he likes art, playing with kittens, playing fetch with the dog, cookies and cake, and he was willing to contemplate a sexual encounter with Morrigan. He is truly a softee when the oppotunity presents itself and hard handed when necissary. I bet that if my character could she would say And I will miss you most of all scarecrow when talking to all of the guests at the celebration after the coronation.

[Springwalker]

MistySun wrote...

That reminds me of another password request which  was funny. When you try to enter Jarvia's hideout ( i thnk that was her name) and the thug guard asks *Password?*
You could reply with *Er, Jarvia sucks lizards eggs* 
 



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Morrigan:  "How very fitting that they would build a prison for mages in the middle of a lake and make it look like a giant phallus."   

Lol....that was hilarious too

I loved that part there. I could just picture my PC looking back at Alistair quizzically, then shrugging her shoulders before they say the last choice there ---the one that goes, oh I remember---die scumbag---in unison.

[Springwalker]

Another part I loved was during Captured when the captain asks Blondie(Alistair) what a soldier should never be without...and he asks the PC what he should say. I always pick honor, but never found out what happens if you pick the other choices.

[MistySun]

Springwalker wrote...

Another part I loved was during Captured when the captain asks Blondie(Alistair) what a soldier should never be without...and he asks the PC what he should say. I always pick honor, but never found out what happens if you pick the other choices.

Oh, i picked Discipline...the captain replies...*you are not so dumb*
The other bit i like was when the captain turns to the end soldier and says * You...stop fidgeting...you can fidget in your own time*
Yes sir, thank you sir.

[judyh]

Zevran to Wynne: Can I rest my head in your bosom? I feel a need to cry.