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[Massadonious1]

I'm interested to know the situations you constantly put yourself in that you have you use your awesome life saving ninja skills so often. Do you just walk down the street, yelling "ME BUSOMJACK, ME SMAAASH!" hoping someone will tempt fate?

Modifié par Massadonious1, 04 mai 2010 - 10:40 .

[Busomjack]

Fighting non-competitively doesn't mean there are no rules.  The difference is that the rules you follow are for staying alive, not for keeping things fair or clean.
Anyone who is desperate enough to attack me will quickly forget about their drug fix when my boot is on their face as they lie on the curb of the street begging for their life.  Fortunately for them, I am not without mercy.


I don't fight competitively but even if I did I would toy with my opponent.  Fighting is a psychological game as much as it is a physical one.  Playing with your opponents emotions, giving them the idea that they're going to have an easy fight, or angering them causing them to lose their finesse are tactics a true fighting genius employs.  
I haven't fought competitively but that doesn't mean I haven't fought professionals.  I have and I have yet to be defeated by anyone other than my former sensei.


No chance anyone is going to pull those dirty tricks on me.  I have lightning quick reflexes and any attack to the groin will be deflected and countered with a throat jab or whatever is most effective.  My reflexes are so quick I am basically a human wall.


Other than my sensei I have yet to meet anyone faster than me.  Although I never underestimate my opponent and should I ever meet one I will improvise as necessary.
For a boxer, wrestler or UFC fighter fighting is a career.  For me, fighting is spiritual.  I know of no other way to live and I do not desire any other kind of lifestyle.

[Busomjack]

Massadonious1 wrote...

I'm interested to know the situations you constantly put yourself in that you have you use your awesome life saving ninja skills so often. Do you just walk down the street, yelling "ME BUSOMJACK, ME SMAAASH!" hoping someone will tempt fate?

I do not put myself in any of such situations.  Those situations come to me and when they do I am always ready.

[YR_Lim]

Massadonious1 wrote...

I'm interested to know the situations you constantly put yourself in that you have you use your awesome life saving ninja skills so often. Do you just walk down the street, yelling "ME BUSOMJACK, ME SMAAASH!" hoping someone will tempt fate?

You can never know...there could be another guy with a BIGGER dragon within him who wants to have a duel to the death with busomjack. We shall watch in awe as the people on the street scatter themselves and the cars stopping around them to form an arena, after all it is a fight that the gods themselves will rememeber and the prize of victory is immortality.

[YR_Lim]

Busomjack wrote...

My reflexes are so quick I am basically a human wall.

[Massadonious1]

YR_Lim wrote...

Massadonious1 wrote...

I'm interested to know the situations you constantly put yourself in that you have you use your awesome life saving ninja skills so often. Do you just walk down the street, yelling "ME BUSOMJACK, ME SMAAASH!" hoping someone will tempt fate?

You can never know...there could be another guy with a BIGGER dragon within him who wants to have a duel to the death with busomjack. We shall watch in awe as the people on the street scatter themselves and the cars stopping around them to form an arena, after all it is a fight that the gods themselves will rememeber and the prize of victory is immortality.

Busomjack is kind of like Kratos then.

[Massadonious1]

Busomjack wrote...

Massadonious1 wrote...

I'm interested to know the situations you constantly put yourself in that you have you use your awesome life saving ninja skills so often. Do you just walk down the street, yelling "ME BUSOMJACK, ME SMAAASH!" hoping someone will tempt fate?

I do not put myself in any of such situations.  Those situations come to me and when they do I am always ready.

So, how do they come to you? You purposfully walk into a white power rally, ask if you can use the bathroom, then go all Jackie Chan on their asses when they try to throw you out?

I don't see how it would work otherwise. Even cops don't put themselves in as much stress as you claim to have fought off.

[Busomjack]

Let me just say that I have many enemies. I am hunted, but I hunt as well. There is not much more I can say than that.

[YR_Lim]

By Kratos you mean the son of Pallas and Styx?

Modifié par YR_Lim, 04 mai 2010 - 10:57 .

[YR_Lim]

He is very entertaining.

[YR_Lim]

Ivandra Ceruden wrote...

This topic makes me want to shout 'EXTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMEEE!!!!!!!' out aloud...

It's so extreme that it's about to burst...

Funny I got the same feeling + I'm already having some ideas of "Borschjack" jokes.

[Omicrone]

I particularly enjoy how he defends his vegan diet in terms of weightlifting. Vegan diet has no source of calcium, dear busomjack. Calcium, if you didn't know, is a pretty important element in neurotransmission. That means that all of the action potentials your nerves fire, including the ones that reach the muscles and trigger muscle contraction, are mediated by calcium.



Your vegan diet, unless you're taking lots of supplements along with it, provides risk factors for alzheimer's, cretinism and hypothyroidism. (I wonder which one of those you've got just by looking at your posts). Gram for gram the protein contents of vegan foods are way less than meat and you'd have to eat twice more to develop the same physique compared to someone who eats meat. Same goes for strength. Find some time to educate yourself on those matters before posting things that look quite silly, especially when medical students read them.

[svenus97]

Two things.

1.You DO NOT look 19, let even 26, 35 maybe, I'm not trying to get under your skin, I'm telling the truth, if your "buddies" said that you.... I think they are trying to get under your skin (If you know what I mean :sick:)

2. You CANNOT DEFLECT BULLETS! Not even "true" swords can do it, they can't block bullets, let alone DEFLECT! I is just NOT PHYSICLY POSSIBLE!

[svenus97]

Omicrone wrote...

I particularly enjoy how he defends his vegan diet in terms of weightlifting. Vegan diet has no source of calcium, dear busomjack. Calcium, if you didn't know, is a pretty important element in neurotransmission. That means that all of the action potentials your nerves fire, including the ones that reach the muscles and trigger muscle contraction, are mediated by calcium.

Your vegan diet, unless you're taking lots of supplements along with it, provides risk factors for alzheimer's, cretinism and hypothyroidism. (I wonder which one of those you've got just by looking at your posts). Gram for gram the protein contents of vegan foods are way less than meat and you'd have to eat twice more to develop the same physique compared to someone who eats meat. Same goes for strength. Find some time to educate yourself on those matters before posting things that look quite silly, especially when medical students read them.

Haha, are you using basic human logic to deal with him?
Sorry, pal, we all tried it... it doesn't work

[YR_Lim]

Omicrone wrote...

I particularly enjoy how he defends his vegan diet in terms of weightlifting. Vegan diet has no source of calcium, dear busomjack. Calcium, if you didn't know, is a pretty important element in neurotransmission. That means that all of the action potentials your nerves fire, including the ones that reach the muscles and trigger muscle contraction, are mediated by calcium.

Your vegan diet, unless you're taking lots of supplements along with it, provides risk factors for alzheimer's, cretinism and hypothyroidism. (I wonder which one of those you've got just by looking at your posts). Gram for gram the protein contents of vegan foods are way less than meat and you'd have to eat twice more to develop the same physique compared to someone who eats meat. Same goes for strength. Find some time to educate yourself on those matters before posting things that look quite silly, especially when medical students read them.

Cut him some slack, I'm pretty sure he is just trolling, it is kind of hard to find someone THAT egomaniac. The chances of him being the greatest troll bioware forum has ever witnessed is more likely.

[Omicrone]

Sorry! A mistake on my part

[YR_Lim]

Hey here's one funny Borschjack Scenario.



Busomjack: " I am awesome."



Borschbeet: " No you are not."

[YR_Lim]

I bet that is the only way for him to explode.

[YR_Lim]

Busomjack is no common troll, he does not explode. With much ninja skills and concentration he meditates, Borschbeet is born and becomes his sidekick.



I believe the medical term is Bipolar no?