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[Borschtbeet]

Ignore them Busomjack. This post is about you and your amazing achievements.



You truly are X-treme

[Busomjack]

Thank you Borscht.



Celrath, this post is basically a follow up to a previous thread where people claimed I was lying about all my athletic abilities. They said I sit around eating Doritos and drinking Mountain Dew all day.

I train my body daily and it has developed into a true masterpiece of the human physical form.



This thread proves them wrong obviously. That is what they get for saying those things about me!

[Twitchmonkey]

Busomjack's first magazine cover, hot off the presses:

[Busomjack]

That wasn't my best photo I admit. It was the final stretch of the race though and damn was I getting fatigued.

It could've been worse though...

Modifié par Busomjack, 01 mai 2010 - 01:59 .

[Twitchmonkey]

Busomjack wrote...

That wasn't my best photo I admit. It was the final stretch of the race though and damn was I getting fatigued.

It could've been worse though...

You've put on muscle since that picture was taken, haven't you?

Modifié par Twitchmonkey, 01 mai 2010 - 02:01 .

[Busomjack]

Celrath wrote...

No there were making fun of you because you said, you could deflect a bullet with a sword, are better than 99.999 percent of every one else, you could pull out you sword and attack someone with a gun before they fire, no one could ever sneak up on you because your senses are so attuned, and no master is worthy to train you, and that's just the highlight reel off the top of my head.

Hyperbole.  I said it is possible to deflect a bullet with a sword and I could probably do so against a less experienced marksman.  However, this is one of the hardest skills a swordsman can learn and I am still in training.
I am skilled with throwing knives and shurikens so yes I could attack a gunman at range and I know several techniques both armed and unarmed at incapacitating a gunman, this skill does require attuned senses.  Don't take it lightly though, I have spent my entire life training.

[The Grey Spectre]

Twitchmonkey wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

That wasn't my best photo I admit. It was the final stretch of the race though and damn was I getting fatigued.

It could've been worse though...

You've put on muscle since that picture was taken, haven't you?

and that's why busomjack pushes himself so hard and eagerly awaits the approval of strangers online, to rise above the shame and humiliation of that dreadful day

Modifié par The Grey Spectre, 01 mai 2010 - 02:08 .

[Busomjack]

You're not required to believe anything. In fact, should you ever decide to cross me it's best you don't believe.

Nothing throws an enemy off guard more than when he underestimates you.

[Busomjack]

randumb vanguard wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

You're not required to believe anything. In fact, should you ever decide to cross me it's best you don't believe.
Nothing throws an enemy off guard more than when he underestimates you.

how are you going to catch me off guard during an internet conversation on a video game site?

I mean should we ever meet in real life.  I don't trust you, don't take that the wrong way though because I have many enemies, enemies which lurk in even the most benign places such as internet chatrooms.

The way I survive is that I percieve everyone around me as a potential threat.  Even my apartment is laced with booby traps.

[Busomjack]

I never seek my enemies, I let my enemies seek me. That gives them the false impression that they have the advantage.
As for why I have enemies...I stuck my nose into some business while visiting my extended family in the Netherlands.  I saw something  I wasn't supposed to see.  Now everyone whom I once loved has turned against me.
I alone am the only one I can rely on now.  It is a deeply personal issue though and for your own sake I don't want to involve you.  Lets leave it there.

Back on topic...

New York Marathon is this upcoming November. Look out for me on ESPN as I tear the streets APART!

Modifié par Busomjack, 01 mai 2010 - 02:20 .

[Busomjack]

randumb vanguard wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

I never seek my enemies, I let my enemies seek me. That gives them the false impression that they have the advantage.

Back on topic...

New York Marathon is this upcoming November. Look out for me on ESPN as I tear the streets APART!

but why do they want to be your enemies? And should you not try to seek a diplomatic approach? If I may quote John Henry Eden, "do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?"
and why don't you just kill them yourself instead of living in fear?"

I addressed most of this in the last post which I edited.  If diplomacy were an option don't you think I would've tried that already?
As powerful as I am I am just one man.  The evil I face is what will determine my mark on human history.  It is my destiny to either destroy my enemies, or die trying.

[Busomjack]

I follow a strict vegan, organic diet, no junk food. I only eat the foods which my body can put to good use.

[Busomjack]

I have contemplated seeking allies before but I do not take advice from amateurs.



People want to know why I posted this 1/2 marathon result? Well it's because I want to serve as an inspiration to others. If they have inspiration, they will have the drive to train their bodies to be powerful like mine. Then I will be able to seek them out as allies.



If I must fight alone though, then so be it.

[Levi28001]

Busomjack wrote...

I have contemplated seeking allies before but I do not take advice from amateurs.

People want to know why I posted this 1/2 marathon result? Well it's because I want to serve as an inspiration to others. If they have inspiration, they will have the drive to train their bodies to be powerful like mine. Then I will be able to seek them out as allies.

If I must fight alone though, then so be it.

I find the 289*edit people ahead of you inspiring they didn't have to look at your ugly self the whole race.

Modifié par Levi28001, 01 mai 2010 - 02:29 .

[Twitchmonkey]

Busomjack wrote...
I addressed most of this in the last post which I edited.  If diplomacy were an option don't you think I would've tried that already?
As powerful as I am I am just one man.  The evil I face is what will determine my mark on human history.  It is my destiny to either destroy my enemies, or die trying.

Can one man defeat the entire Dutch Mafia? Not without a little help!

Busomjack and Owen Wilson are -

The Clogs of Rage!

They're going to get their herring, or die yodeling!

[Busomjack]

But can those people ahead of me sword fight, wrestle, and have stealth skills? No, I didn't think so.



I'm not a full time marathoner. Rather, running is part of my overall routine to build myself into a perfect killing machine.

[Borschtbeet]

Also I should add Busomjack finished 290th place out of nearly 11 thousand. That is pretty damn spectacular, especially for someone who doesn't dedicate all of his training to running.

Good job dude.

Modifié par Borschtbeet, 01 mai 2010 - 02:33 .