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[Jack Package]

LJScribes wrote...

asari, put a bag on them head-ridges and they're basically blue skinned humans

quarian, they already got the bag, however you have to deal with them funky hands, and those oddly shaped legs and feet. we don't even know what they might look like under that suit, they could be covered in all kinds of things you have happen to the skin when wearing a wet suit for waaaay to long

on another note, Asari have that neural link so you feel what they feel...do you really wanna feel what it's like to be a woman when you guys are goin at it? what if you get a little "experimental" with the behind.... yeah, I know I don't want that, ... maybe....

quarians have an intamacy without skin to skin contact, they don't even get to see each other's faces so when they get into a relationship you can bet it's pretty real. not to mention, once they're are ready for it all the sexual tension that had built up all their lives in unleashed, like having angry sex with a panther

i'd pick Tali

Who says that?

[kglaser]

Cerrydd wrote...

Mutant babies = nononononononononoooooooooooooooo

THIS.  I have never seen a post that explicitly said, "I want mutant babiez!"
(now maybe the posts are out there but do not show them to me please, no nono)

[Landline]

Jack Package wrote...

LJScribes wrote...

asari, put a bag on them head-ridges and they're basically blue skinned humans

quarian, they already got the bag, however you have to deal with them funky hands, and those oddly shaped legs and feet. we don't even know what they might look like under that suit, they could be covered in all kinds of things you have happen to the skin when wearing a wet suit for waaaay to long

on another note, Asari have that neural link so you feel what they feel...do you really wanna feel what it's like to be a woman when you guys are goin at it? what if you get a little "experimental" with the behind.... yeah, I know I don't want that, ... maybe....

quarians have an intamacy without skin to skin contact, they don't even get to see each other's faces so when they get into a relationship you can bet it's pretty real. not to mention, once they're are ready for it all the sexual tension that had built up all their lives in unleashed, like having angry sex with a panther

i'd pick Tali

Who says that?

Liara quite clearly explaines that asari mate by linking nervous systems. A.K.A. Two minds become one.

[Gavinthelocust]

kglaser wrote...

Cerrydd wrote...

Mutant babies = nononononononononoooooooooooooooo

THIS.  I have never seen a post that explicitly said, "I want mutant babiez!"
(now maybe the posts are out there but do not show them to me please, no nono)

Oh you've never looked deep enough into one of the old Tali threads.
People want to see what Quarian/Krogan babies would look like

[Cascadus]

Why the hell is pat.one here? He's a pretty retarded troll, considering all things.

And quarians. Not just because I like quarians (before it was cool too!), but because I hate asari. They're nothing but a ridiculous species of walking fanservicey, bland nerd fantasies. This is not helped by the fact their method of reproduction makes no sense and their culture is bland as hell and I'm still confused the FRAK out of how they managed to sustain themselves as a population when asari typically live a thousand years. Would they not all die from starvation and overpopulation?

[Jack Package]

Landline wrote...

Jack Package wrote...

LJScribes wrote...

asari, put a bag on them head-ridges and they're basically blue skinned humans

quarian, they already got the bag, however you have to deal with them funky hands, and those oddly shaped legs and feet. we don't even know what they might look like under that suit, they could be covered in all kinds of things you have happen to the skin when wearing a wet suit for waaaay to long

on another note, Asari have that neural link so you feel what they feel...do you really wanna feel what it's like to be a woman when you guys are goin at it? what if you get a little "experimental" with the behind.... yeah, I know I don't want that, ... maybe....

quarians have an intamacy without skin to skin contact, they don't even get to see each other's faces so when they get into a relationship you can bet it's pretty real. not to mention, once they're are ready for it all the sexual tension that had built up all their lives in unleashed, like having angry sex with a panther

i'd pick Tali

Who says that?

Liara quite clearly explaines that asari mate by linking nervous systems. A.K.A. Two minds become one.

Yeah, minds, not the nervous system.

[LJScribes]

Cascadus wrote...

Why the hell is pat.one here? He's a pretty retarded troll, considering all things.
And quarians. Not just because I like quarians (before it was cool too!), but because I hate asari. They're nothing but a ridiculous species of walking fanservicey, bland nerd fantasies. This is not helped by the fact their method of reproduction makes no sense and their culture is bland as hell and I'm still confused the FRAK out of how they managed to sustain themselves as a population when asari typically live a thousand years. Would they not all die from starvation and overpopulation?

they don't mate like rabbits jeeze

and they don't hit that matron stage, the stage in which there able to have babies, until about 600 years and they normally have about as many children as an average human family would, 1-3

and since most asari don't enter the maiden stage until about 300, which is the age they venture out into the world. would you want to take care of more than one teenager until their 300?

Modifié par LJScribes, 04 mai 2010 - 12:53 .

[Cascadus]

This process also requires them to get naked and start doing the horizontal tango even though it's merely a more sexual variant of the Vulcan mind-meld.

[Gavinthelocust]

Cascadus wrote...

Why the hell is pat.one here? He's a pretty retarded troll, considering all things.
And quarians. Not just because I like quarians (before it was cool too!), but because I hate asari. They're nothing but a ridiculous species of walking fanservicey, bland nerd fantasies. This is not helped by the fact their method of reproduction makes no sense and their culture is bland as hell and I'm still confused the FRAK out of how they managed to sustain themselves as a population when asari typically live a thousand years. Would they not all die from starvation and overpopulation?

Oh I will LOVE ripping your post a new one
1. Using retarded as an insult is pretty immature and uncreative
2. Well isn't Tali fanservice seeing as everyone loved her in the first game and was put in a more major role for the fans?
3. Who do you think this game was aimed at? Teenage girls? It is going to be nerdy and there will be hot wome-err Asari. This game isn't meant to be macho if it was there wouldn't be any coversation choices or character plot, aka Call of Duty.
4. It's called fiction

[Lemonwizard]

Cascadus wrote...

This process also requires them to get naked and start doing the horizontal tango even though it's merely a more sexual variant of the Vulcan mind-meld.

It's my understanding from Liara's dialogue that that's not at all necessary and she just rolls with it because it's more normal for Shepard.


Also, I watched Morinth killing Shep on youtube and they both remain fully clothed and standing, with Morinth just touching Shepard's neck.

[that_one_guy02]

@Jack Package: I'm pretty sure you're mind is linked to your nervous system via the brain



Also, Grunt says that Quarians aren't squishy like humans and asari. Personally, I'm not that into exoskeletons or whatever scale-y skin they got going on.

[Cascadus]

Gavinthelocust wrote...

Cascadus wrote...

Why the hell is pat.one here? He's a pretty retarded troll, considering all things.
And quarians. Not just because I like quarians (before it was cool too!), but because I hate asari. They're nothing but a ridiculous species of walking fanservicey, bland nerd fantasies. This is not helped by the fact their method of reproduction makes no sense and their culture is bland as hell and I'm still confused the FRAK out of how they managed to sustain themselves as a population when asari typically live a thousand years. Would they not all die from starvation and overpopulation?

Oh I will LOVE ripping your post a new one
1. Using retarded as an insult is pretty immature and uncreative
2. Well isn't Tali fanservice seeing as everyone loved her in the first game and was put in a more major role for the fans?
3. Who do you think this game was aimed at? Teenage girls? It is going to be nerdy and there will be hot wome-err Asari. This game isn't meant to be macho if it was there wouldn't be any coversation choices or character plot, aka Call of Duty.
4. It's called fiction

1. Obviously you've never seen any of his previous posts. He was banned, for god's sake.
2. BioWare didn't expect anyone to love Tali that much. She was never fanservice. How was she fanservice? Because people fell in love with her? Couldn't I argue that Bastila was fanservice because of her legions of fans? Hell, BW scrapped a romance tree for her because they didn't think anyone would see past the chicken legs.
3. Good job with the strawman. That reasoning makes no sense. It doesn't matter who the game was aimed at, because obviously BioWare was pandering to the lowest common denominator 'OMG HAWT LESBIAN ALIEN SEX' thing. Hell, that entire argument makes no sense! First you start talking about 'teenage girls' than you move onto 'it's not macho'. Why does something that's nerdy supposed to automatically mean 'sexy aliens'? Is it some weird criteria? And then people wonder why us nerds are constantly associated as lifeless, basement-dwelling sex-starved virgins that search the internet for Star Trek rule 34.
4. Oh no, the catch-all cop-out argument. Who cares, it's just 'fiction' after all. Why bother with the huge exposition then? Why doesn't BioWare just throw everything into the game and magic away all their explanations with 'it's just fiction, make up your own damn reason!'.

I understand why BioWare did it, partly because of again, ridiculous pandering but also for a callback to Ye Olde green-skinned alien babes that Captain James T. Kirk had his constant conquests over and would affirm his status as a space-pimp, but the asari as a race is just ridiculous.

And protip: don't claim to 'rip my post a new one' when you fail to do so and rather resort to a variety of logical fallacies.

Modifié par Cascadus, 04 mai 2010 - 01:13 .

[Frieza1987]

Cascadus wrote...

Why the hell is pat.one here? He's a pretty retarded troll, considering all things.
And quarians. Not just because I like quarians (before it was cool too!), but because I hate asari. They're nothing but a ridiculous species of walking fanservicey, bland nerd fantasies. This is not helped by the fact their method of reproduction makes no sense and their culture is bland as hell and I'm still confused the FRAK out of how they managed to sustain themselves as a population when asari typically live a thousand years. Would they not all die from starvation and overpopulation?

At least their culture wasn't almost completely destroyed by walking toasters.


Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh

[Cascadus]

...and? I don't abide by the Morning War, and think the quarians reasoning was rather silly and xenophobic, which is something I think all but the most diehard Tali fans can agree on (and only then because they're drones who love and hate everything Tali does), but how is their culture being wiped out relevant to anything? They created the geth, which are just about the coolest robots ever (case in point, my avatar) and from what we've learned of them in Ascension, they're a rather sociable and cool species.

I just hate the fact the only Admiral I agree with is the least likeable, spineless one, a single inch away from turning his name into a double entendre.

[Jack Package]

Zal'Koris Quib Quib is tha man.

[Gavinthelocust]

Jack Package wrote...

Zal'Koris Quib Quib is tha man.

This

[Canned Bullets]

Maybe if Miranda had Tali's hips also.

[jwalker]

asari, no doubt...



besides, how often can you .... you know .... with a quarian ?

not to mention the huge pile of medical bills...

[mackster2289]

What about the bachelor party conversation on Illium where it is suggested that Asari look different to different species? What if after you settle down with an "uber-hot" asari she drops the act and becomes some hideous beast?



Also, they look like women, but they're actually sexless. I don't know about you, but I find that a little off-putting.

[Daewan]

mackster2289 wrote...

What about the bachelor party conversation on Illium where it is suggested that Asari look different to different species? What if after you settle down with an "uber-hot" asari she drops the act and becomes some hideous beast?

Also, they look like women, but they're actually sexless. I don't know about you, but I find that a little off-putting.

They're not sexless. That's just stupid stuff they put in so that they can avoid the lesbian label when pairing Liara with femShep.
Asari bear children.  They have mammary glands.  They refer to themselves as 'mothers' and use exclusively feminine gendered words to refer to themselves.  If nothing else, the fact that they can convince Krogan warriors to switch allegiance strongly implies that they have the requisite holes to be classified as female.

[Notho]

Barquiel wrote...

Collider wrote...

Tali isn't a damsel in distress character. Every time (which is only twice) you rescue her she had already been fighting. Liara was just stuck in some bubble, and she didn't help you fight the Krogan and Geth. And if you want raw numbers, you save Ashley more than anyone else.

The Quarians are treated poorly throughout the galaxy. The fact that they're in bad situations outside of the Flotilla is to exemplify this, that they are basically the pariahs of the Milky Way.

She doesn't fight on Haestrom, her team is fighting. But you're right, Liara has her damsel of distress moment as well.

It's just every single quarian (I forgot the merchant on Omega)....
I think a quarian villain would help.

You'll probably get your wish in ME3. Admiral Xen anyone?

[ShadyKat]

The Quarian race is much more interesting than the Asari. So i'm going with them.

[SnakeHelah]

Maybe Asari, But I'm not really atracted to aliens so I dunno for sure

[Texaboose]

Tali > Liara, but Asari > Quarians.

[Reaper27]

mackster2289 wrote...

What about the bachelor party conversation on Illium where it is suggested that Asari look different to different species? What if after you settle down with an "uber-hot" asari she drops the act and becomes some hideous beast?

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So they also continue to change their appearance when they are dead and in photographs?

That was just three guys drunk in a bar, it wasn't really meant to mean anything. It may also be that Asari have features that many species find attractive (Humans like them because of their very human facial features, Turians like the head crest and the Salarian... well he was very drunk)

Personally I'd go for Asari. Quarians have really weird legs

Modifié par Reaper27, 04 mai 2010 - 09:19 .