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[Zulu_DFA]

I have no idea, so please help me out here!

[Gavinthelocust]

Wrex: "So Shepard, who do you think would win in a fight between you and Zaeed"

Zaeed: "Who said you could talk jackass"

[Zulu_DFA]

Gavinthelocust wrote...

Wrex: "So Shepard, who do you think would win in a fight between you and Zaeed"
Zaeed: "Who said you could talk jackass"

Wrex isn't exactly Tali.

[casedawgz]

Zaeed: I've never spoken to a quarian before.



Tali: Well, I hope your first impression of my culture is a positive one.



Zaeed: Nah, you're just the first one I haven't stabbed to death before they could speak.

[Zulu_DFA]

casedawgz wrote...

Zaeed: I've never spoken to a quarian before.

Tali: Well, I hope your first impression of my culture is a positive one.

Zaeed: Nah, you're just the first one I haven't stabbed to death before they could speak.

+1

[Jack Package]

Shepard: ...

Tali: ...

Zaeed: AH, this brings me back...!

[Cascadus]

Tali: So, Zaeed. Have you ever met a quarian before?
Zaeed: Couple o' times, actually. I remember this one time, maybe ten years ago? Some quarian put a hit on me, or something. I ended up blasting through his men and smashing open his visor. Let him squirm there for a while, took a look at that poor son of a b****'s blistered face and blew 'im away. Kept his helmet as a little keepsake.
Tali: Can't this elevator go any faster?

Modifié par Cascadus, 04 mai 2010 - 01:54 .

[Azint]

Zaeed: That's not a knife. That's a knife!

Tali: ...

[Daerog]

Tali: ...

Zaeed: ...

Tali: You know, you are probably the first person to not make any sort of mention to me about quarians.

Zaeed: Alright.

Tali: ...

Zaeed: Goddamn, slow-ass elevators...

[Zulu_DFA]

Zaeed: Tell me, Tali, how much do you think Shepard will pay me to see your face right now?



Tali: ...

[Lemonwizard]

Zaeed: So, you ever stab anybody with that?



Tali: Not yet.



Zaeed: Shame.

[Tony_Knightcrawler]

Some of those are pretty good.

[cepapoe]

(no matter who is in the elevator)

Zaeed: This takes me way back....

[Zulu_DFA]

Lemonwizard wrote...

Zaeed: So, you ever stab anybody with that?

Tali: Not yet.

Zaeed: Shame.

+2

[Festi]

Azint wrote...

Zaeed: That's not a knife. That's a knife!
Tali: ...

Tali: That's a spoon

Zaeed: I see you've played knifey spoony before....
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Zaeed: This brings me back.... you should pay attention, you might learn a thing or two.... reminds me of this one time..... I was just waxing goddam nostalgiac....

Tali: Does he ever stop?

Shepard: No...

[Arab25]

Jack Package wrote...

Shepard: ...
Tali: ...
Zaeed: AH, this brings me back...!

We have a winner! I burst out laughing at this. I love you Zaeed but it's so easy to make fun of you.

[Zulu_DFA]

Zaeed: These elevator rides remind me of one occasion... We were stuck in one, just me and Jessie, and... Tali, will you please switch off your outer phones, for a minute -- it's not until you complete the pilgrimage that you may listen to what happened next.



Tali: I'm old enough, Zaeed!



Zaeed: No, you are not. And now I think, neither is Shepard, so let's drop it.

[Lemonwizard]

Zulu_DFA wrote...

Zaeed: These elevator rides remind me of one occasion... We were stuck in one, just me and Jessie, and... Tali, will you please switch off your outer phones, for a minute -- it's not until you complete the pilgrimage that you may listen to what happened next.

Tali: I'm old enough, Zaeed!

Zaeed: No, you are not. And now I think, neither is Shepard, so let's drop it.

The problem with that is I doubt Zaeed's the kind of guy who would care that somebody's "too young" for something. Humorous but I didn't find it fitting.

[UltraBoy360]

Zaeed: You're a good girl Tali, bit naive but OK. Then again, when I first saw you off a Geth with a shotgun to the face, I though 'now, I could have used her that time me and a buddy assaulted a Batarian refueling depot, helluva a story actually....



Tali: Please stop...

[Clavat Veloth]

Lemonwizard wrote...

Zaeed: So, you ever stab anybody with that?

Tali: Not yet.

Zaeed: Shame.

This one is great.

[Tennyochan]

...why with tali? curious...

[Zulu_DFA]

tennyochan wrote...

...why with tali? curious...

She is sort of inversion of Zaeed.

[Azint]

Zulu_DFA wrote...

tennyochan wrote...

...why with tali? curious...

She is sort of inversion of Zaeed.

I still think Wrex and Zaeed would have more interesting results.

[Bogsnot1]

Tali: You see our immune system was already weak, and living on the flotilla has degraded it even further....

Zaeed: *fake sneezes on tali*

Tali:......

Zaeed: *chuckles*

[Dean_the_Young]

Oh, that's a good one!



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Zaeed: So, Commander, never would have though you'd have a thing for barely legal alien chicks.



Tali: ...! Zaeed, what are you-



Zaeed: Granted, I've seen the way she looks at you. Whole crew has, or call me a Batarian. But really, cradle robbing?



Tali: Zaeed, Shepard would never do such a thing! And I-



Zaeed: Look, I know Liara-



Tali: Liara?



Zaeed: Tali, do you mind? The Commander and I are having a grown up conversation here. Anyway, as I was saying, I know Liara's a hundred something years old, but that's barely out of high school for the Asari. You should wait some time until she matures: trust me, women only get better with experience, though by the time she's at that point you'll be long gone...



Tali: ...



Zaeed: You wanted to say something, Tali?