Your Shepard's job resume, it's thooper crazy!

#1
Guest_Captain Cornhole_*

Posté 07 mai 2010 - 03:55

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So tell me Commander Shepard what would you list as your greatest acomplishments?

Exposed a rouge spectre named Saren; and blew the crap out of said spectre.
Destroyed the cure for the genophage along with a Krogen breeding facility.
Saved Wrex from a shootout.
Murdered Kaiden Alenko.
Commited genocide at Peak 15.
Made love the Gunnery Chief Ashley Williams.
Repelled a Reaper Invasion.
Ellected Anderson to the possition of Councilor.
Save the Council.
And died...
But came back and helped Zaeed get Revenge.
Recruited a team of specilists.
Destroyed the Genophage cure for the 2nd time.
Encouraged the Quarians to begin war with the Geth.
Plundged the Geth into civil war.
Told TIM and the Turian Councilor to go to hell *putting it lightly*.
Romanced Tali Zorah Vas Normandy.
Launched a Suicide Mission, spareing the Collector Base.
Everyone died except for Tali, Legion, Shepard and Joker.

I play Renegade.

So how dose that make you feel?

If you don't get it by now list your accomplishments, compare and comment.

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#2
Sand King

Posté 07 mai 2010 - 03:57

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Acomplishments

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#3
legbamel

Posté 07 mai 2010 - 04:06

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Dear Sir:

Thank you for considering me for this position. I am a real people person and a natural leader with several years' experience in a responsible position. I learn quickly and am not afraid of hard work or dangerous situations. I'm a problem solver who can think creatively and bend the rules until they scream.

I am familiar with many types of weapons, particularly heavy pistols and grenade and rocket launchers and am a crack shot with a sniper rifle. I can make the hard decisions and bear up under the guilt of annihilating one of my own crew with a nuclear weapon as long as I can sleep with whoever I rescue.

I believe that I would be an asset to your team. I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Thank you,

Commander Shepard

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#4
Big I

Posté 07 mai 2010 - 09:03

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Actually, it'd probably look more like:

Enlisted in Systems Alliance Navy at 18 (2172); current rank Lieutenant Commander.
Served with distinction on Akuze/Elysium/Torfan
Accepted into Systems Alliance Navy special forces program, and achieved highest level of proficiency (N7)
Further details of N7 service classified.
Appointed Executive Officer of the SSV Normandy.
Accepted as first human member of the Citadel Office of Special Tactics and Reconnaissance (Spectres)
Given command of the SSV Normandy
Stopped Saren's invasion of the Citadel.
Further details of Spectre service classified.
Declared KIA in destruction of SSV Normandy in 2183.
Returned to active service in 2185.
Further details of service post return to active duty classified.

Modifié par LookingGlass93, 07 mai 2010 - 09:22 .

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#5
Guest_Belial10_*

Posté 07 mai 2010 - 09:12

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I kill people and synthetics of all shapes and sizes...from children and monkeys to dreadnaught dwarfing galactic civilization ending reapers.

Yeah thats p much it guy, let me hear back from ya...or i'll up my kill count to you and your entire family name.

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#6
Foolsfolly

Posté 07 mai 2010 - 09:19

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I'm Commander Shepard and I'm the best applicant on the Citadel.

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#1 Guest_Captain Cornhole_* Posté 07 mai 2010 - 03:55

#2 Sand King Posté 07 mai 2010 - 03:57

#3 legbamel Posté 07 mai 2010 - 04:06

#4 Big I Posté 07 mai 2010 - 09:03

#5 Guest_Belial10_* Posté 07 mai 2010 - 09:12

#6 Foolsfolly Posté 07 mai 2010 - 09:19