Chapter 2 ~
Sugar And Spice And Everything Nice ~
Kai turned to go, her emotions in turmoil. Maker, it was worse than they all thought. Duncan's face has said it
all. Oh, Fergus! Oh, Father! And then it struck her. She would be a Grey Warden. Father and Mother needed to be
made to see how desperate things really were. She turned on her heel and went back to Duncan's side. She made a
quick motion to her father and Howe, begging to speak to Duncan for a brief moment and making some excuse about
seeing to his needs as her guest.
She beckoned him over and was relieved when he acquiesced and followed her to the side of the Hall away from her
father, Howe and the guards in the room.
"I'm sorry, but I believe that your father wished to speak with the arl and myself alone." Kai noted how he
pitched his voice to sound like a stern parent.
"I was hoping to speak more with you at length, Ser Duncan." Kai kept from smiling, barely. "May we speak later?"
"Your father has left you in charge of the castle? Your bidding is my duty, my lady. I will see you at dinner
tomorrow, if not sooner." He kept his face impassive but something seemed to be causing him a bit of
consternation. Kai figured that as she was often a source of distress to her mother, she was the source of
Duncan's pangs as well. She seemed to have that effect on people. Only Fergus and her father seemed to take her
personality in stride.
"I would prefer to speak with you sooner." She had a wild flight of fancy involving asking him to her room
tonight. Damn, the man smelled good, like metal and leather and musky sweat, and he was even better looking up
close. It made her want to giggle despite the circumstances. She knew she'd better reign in her raging hormones
before she let things get out of control. The man would hardly be interested in a woman young enough to be his
daughter.
"Then let us meet in the morning. I will seek you out before Ser Gilmore's testing. Would that be sufficient?"
His voice sounded as if he were just keeping his annoyance under control. Kai knew she could be pigheaded. She
had been told often enough by her mother, though Eleanor always used the classier word “implacable.” Kai gave a
mental snort, Stubborn as a Ceffyl more like.
"Yes, that would be fine." Kai started to turn away, but stopped herself. She put her hand on his arm and leaned
in closer, pitching her voice lower, "I saw your face. I know it must be worse than they all know. You need more
Grey Wardens, Ser Duncan. I shall work on my father. You will have me in your ranks. We Couslands always do our
duty." She felt the muscles in his arm twitch under her fingertips, almost as if her fingers burned his skin.
Kai smiled and winked at him before giving him a small salute. She turned on her heel to leave the Great Hall and
was so busy thinking about their future meeting that she almost ran smack into one of Howe's guards.
Howe's man was a sallow skinned fellow with a thin brown mustache and a sardonic look in his eyes. That he suited
Howe perfectly was the first thought to pop into her head. His voice only confirmed it. The tone was as smarmy as
Howe's own vocal emanations. The pitch was as gooey as the wives of the nobility, and he grinned when she drew her
arm back quickly from the hand he had put out to steady her. She narrowed her eyes at him.
"Greetings, my lady. You are the teyrn's daughter, are you not?" His grin got wider.
"How is it that you know who I am?" Not that who I am is any of your damned business either, Kai thought. She was
surprised at her self control in not giving utterance to the thought. She must be learning some self restraint as
she got older. Yay her! She huffed to herself.
"I am a member of Arl Howe's personal guard. I understand you will take charge of your father's castle once we
march?" The man's smile took on a cynical twist with one side quirking higher than the other. His tongue darted
out to one corner.
"So I'm told, yes." Kai realized she was balling her fists. This man's attitude and voice were setting her teeth
on edge.
"Ah, then I wish you luck." And the man's lips drew into even more of a sneer, "Good evening, my lady." He really
was perfect for that reptile Rendon Howe. Kai felt cold. Something was not right with this whole thing, but she
couldn't place her finger on it. She brushed past him, only to spare the room one last look. Howe, her father and
Duncan all stood talking. Howe's guards stood with their backs to her. The one she had just spoken to turned and
looked over his shoulder, giving her a long lecherous leer and a wink. Something was definitely going on.
Kai put it out of her mind for now. She wanted to find Fergus and caution him that things were worse with these
darkspawn than they all thought. She had to warn him to be extra careful. She didn't have time for fulsome
impertinent guards who worked for worms like Howe.
Hm, “fulsome,” Aldous her old tutor would be proud of her. Pondering on the old sage had Kai thinking on books
that Father and Fergus might like to have with them on their trip. Some were not so thick that they would bulk up
their packs too badly. Since the Couslands were addicted to the written word and as they both would be gone for a
few months at the least, she thought they might like to have a few of their favorites. Kai decided to take a quick
trip to the library.
Not wanting to get within close proximity of Howe's men again if she could help it meant she would have to take the
long way around. She went out the main double doors that led to the courtyard and thence to the front gates of
Highever castle.
Kai paused a moment to breathe in the fresh air and look at her cage...home, she chuckled to herself. She noticed
the way the sun bounced off the gray stone at the tops of the parapets and cast deep shadows from the walls as if
they were living in a man-made canyon. She studied the leaves of the ivy, a striking green against the gray. She
breathed in the scent of stone and ivy, wooden beams and dog which made up the smell of her home. She was more
determined than ever not to lose it to darkspawn. She would talk to Father again about being recruited.
Andraste's flaming knickers, he had to be made to see!
Kai was about to pass by a guard who bid her good evening and then stopped her to inform her that Mother Mallol was
in the chapel and wanted to see her. Kai grunted and thanked the guard before turning back on her heel and going
to the opposite side of the courtyard and to Highever Chapel.
Kai found herself in a room with a high ceiling, a large fireplace, pews and the lectern with the Chant of Light
sitting upon it. Kai always found services a good time to take a nap. Quite frankly she found the idea of
bothering the Maker with prayers as presuming on a friendship if anything. One shouldn't go around asking one's
friend to remove a boil from one's...toe or other such nonsense that people always seemed to pray for. It seemed
to her that if there really were a Maker, people put the burdens of such small things on the poor creator's
doorstep unfairly. On the other hand, she had always found it strange that an all powerful, all knowing Maker
would not have known about the siege on his golden city long before it happened and stopped it. Or why everyone
else, including the dwarves and elves, should suffer because of a few self-centered humans, especially the long
suffering dwarves.
Of course all of Kai's questions about why the Maker would hate the dwarves more – forcing them to lose their
empire, constantly fight the darkspawn and face possible extinction – always garnered her the consternation of
Mother Mallol. Her curiosity had even earned her the contempt of the Revered Mother who had visited Highever
Castle once. Kai often wondered if the old biddy's one and only visit had been because of her. Good riddance to
bad garbage as far as Kai was concerned. She figured if the old bat couldn't answer the simple questions of a ten
year old, then the Maker's fishwife ought to go back to theology school and come back when she could give real
answers, not empty platitudes which amounted to “just because the Maker made it so.”
Because of her attitude, Kai suspected Mother Mallol was always annoyed with her on some level, and the fact that
Kai found the Chant of Light so sodding boring didn't help matters she was sure. So, it was a surprise that Mother
Mallol wanted to see her.
Kai watched the Mother on bended knee while two soldiers, also on bended knees with hands clasped, prayed to the
Maker with the priestess. Not knowing how long this was to take, Kai gave a little cough to alert Mallol she was
there. Mallol rose and after calling on the Maker to preserve the men, one of the soldiers uttered a frightened
and heartfelt, "Maker watch over us!". Kai wanted to roll her eyes. Better a sharpened sword and good armor and
swift reflexes than asking the Maker to protect them.
Mother Mallol asked her to pray for her father and brother. Kai figured it wouldn't hurt and it would keep Mother
Mallol appeased. Since Kai was going to be in charge of the castle, she really didn't want to have Mother Mallol
ask the Revered Mother to visit as revenge while her father was away.
Mother Mallol led the prayer. Kai mouthed the words as the soldiers and the priestess prayed, all while trying not
to roll her eyes. When she had finished, Mother Mallol flashed her a rare, happy smile and told her that no matter
what happened to her father and Fergus, it was the Maker's "plan." Kai clenched her fists but managed not to say
something rude, snarky or inappropriate. Her mother would be so proud. Two instances of diplomacy and she had
managed not to embarrass the Cousland family name. Maybe the world was coming to an end and the Maker had failed
to warn everyone that her holding her tongue was a sign of it. Kai nodded to the priestess and made her way out of
the chapel before she gave herself a chance to ruin her sterling record so far.
She was making her way past the outside wall of the Great Hall when she heard someone yell, "Wicked Grace! Aha!
You owe me four sovereigns now Basil!" Curious, she turned left toward the family treasury and vault. It held
their valuables, including the heirloom Cousland Family Sword and was where the family's armor and weapons were all
stored, including Iain's shield. Iain was her father's baby brother whom she had never met. He had died at the
Battle of White River in the rebellion against Orlais. Mother had originally been engaged to marry Uncle Iain.
Instead, he had died and her mother had saved Father from the battlefield and nursed him back to health. Her
parents had fallen in love and married, and Meghren was finally defeated in a duel with Maric shortly thereafter.
Orlais had been routed, and Ferelden had been freed. It was a romantic tale Kai and Fergus loved hearing over and
over again on Cousland Camaraderie Day.
When she entered the doorway to the ante room of the vault, she saw two of the Cousland guards sitting at the table
instead of standing at their posts beside the door leading to the vault. The man facing her saw her, and the grin
left his face. "I am so sorry, mi'lady! We were just..."
"Taking a break?" Kai laughed.
"Beggin' yer pardon, mi'lady, but the door is thick oak and locked to boot. Unless someone brings in a battering
ram, there is no way to get through it without the key. A key only..."
"Only my mother the teyrna and my father the teyrn possess. I know. Carry on playing cards...erm...as you were.
I won't say anything." Kai grinned and gave them a wink.
"Mi'lady is too kind!" And with that the man blushed and sat back down to face his fellow.
Kai grinned to herself. It must be sodding boring to stand guard on a locked door. She walked back the way she
had come and up towards the library. She was just about to open the library door when Ser Gilmore's blazing red
hair caught her attention as he ran up.
Ser Gilmore had been a childhood friend to her and Fergus since he had been sent to Highever as a squire. He was a
child of a lesser noble, a bann whose lands were really a large farm hold. Kai had once, in her early teens, had a
terrible crush on Ser Gilmore, but he never told her how he really felt about her. Flirting with him had never
garnered her anything more than flushes and stuttering back then, and things had not changed. He would blush and
stammer and follow her, trying to keep her out of trouble. Trying to keep Kai out of trouble was a fulltime job
which also involved Nan, Fergus and her mother. Father, not so much.
So, she had lost her virginity to the stable boy Joss instead, which was just as well she supposed. Both she and
Joss had known their affair would go nowhere, no matter how much latitude her parents gave her. Joss had been a
fun and pleasurable person with whom to get the painful and shocking parts of those first sexual encounters out of
the way. With Ser Gilmore, Kai had thought she might have been able to fall in love or at least had her heart
broken by him at any rate. Unfortunately, he never seemed to act as anything more than a level head to talk Kai
out of her more dangerous stunts as a child. He was her redheaded conscience. Kai figured his real feelings
toward her were more like a brother’s or a cousin’s. So, she had stayed friends with him and flirted wildly with
him as it seemed to cause him such distress, which she found immensely funny.
"There you are! Your mother told me the teyrn had summoned you. I was afraid of interrupting." The sun lit up
his head from behind giving him a halo of fiery red hair. His sea green eyes always caught her attention, their
color was so unusual.
"Hello to you too, Ser Gilmore." Kai grinned at him, causing him to give her a nervous chuckle and mumble
something that ended in, “...my lady.”
"I'm afraid your hound, Argus, is causing an uproar again. Nan is threatening to leave." He gave her a nervous
smile that mirrored his laugh from only a moment before.
"Oh Gilly!” Kai laughed, enjoying the blush that crept up Ser Gilmore's neck and into his face at her use of the
childhood pet name she had for him. "Nan was my nanny before she was the cook. She won't leave."
"Well, your mother disagrees, and she wants you to collect your dog." Kai watched Ser Gilmore shuffle his feet and
look down. "You know these Mabari hounds. He'll listen to his mistress, but anyone else risks having their arm
taken off."
"Gilly, he knows better than to hurt anyone." Kai grinned at him.
"I am not willing to test that myself, even if I have been around him since we were kids. You're lucky to have
your own war hound. Smart enough not to talk, my da’ always said." The handsome knight grinned back at her. "Of
course that also means they're easily bored. If you ask Nan, she swears he confounds her just to amuse himself."
Gilmore joined Kai in laughing this time.
"Of that I have no doubt, my dear Gilly." Kai winked at him. She noticed he blushed harder this time, until his
ears were red as well.
"At any rate, your mother would have me accompany you until the matter is settled. Shall we?" And he made a
sweeping gesture with one well muscled arm. Kai huffed. Mother apparently thought she was still ten and likely to
go off climbing apple trees and forget about saving Nan's larder. Of course, that wasn't a bad idea....
She was snapped out of the day dream in which she grabbed a bottle of mead and a book and went to the garden next
to the apple orchard by Ser Gilmore's hand on her arm.
"May I beg a question, my lady? I have been hearing rumors around that a Grey Warden is here. Is that true?" His
voice sounded hopeful.
"It is. His name is Duncan. I met him."
"Is it also true that he is asking after me?" His hand gripped her arm as if to make sure the world were solid and
this wasn't a dream.
"He intends to test you for recruitment." Kai nodded at him.
"Maker's breath, a Grey Warden? Can you imagine? It would be everything I dreamed of, well almost everything. Of
course I shouldn't get ahead of myself, pardon my outburst."
"Silly Gilly!" Kai used another childhood favorite, which caused him to blush the same red as a tomato. "I know
Mum wanted me to collect Argus, but I am on a mission. I want to get some of Father’s and Fergus's favorite books
for them for their trip. So, we’ll make a quick stop in the library and then on to the larder."
"My lady, I think we should just go to the kitchens straight away..." Kai put a hand on his arm and kissed his
cheek.
"Gilly, Nan is exaggerating. Argus would not be eating the food in the larder. He knows better. And it will only
take a moment, I promise! Please, Gilly-willy?" Kai knew she was milking it for all it was worth, and truth be
told she only used "feminine wiles" on Ser Gilmore because she loved how they made him stammer and blush. To see
him agreeing to whatever she asked was a small side benefit. Even if they didn't work, she would just do what she
wanted and he would follow as he had since they were children. Why not make it more fun then? was her motto.
Kai didn't even wait to see if he followed or not as she turned and walked through the doorway to the library and
turned left to go to her father's private study. She had barely made it to the study door when an all too familiar
voice rang out calling her by name. Damn, had she said this was going to be quick? Kai groaned inwardly. She
pasted a smile on her face and turned back to the main room of the library and towards the source of the voice.
Aldous, whose hair seemed to get grayer and beard longer every time she saw him, stood with two very bored looking
boys. "Young lady, would you care to help me give the history lesson of the Couslands to these two reprobates?"
Kai thought she heard him mumble something about reminding him of her at that age. Kai cocked an eyebrow and
grinned.
"Aw, do we have to? History is boring!" one of the lads grumbled out loud. His mistake, Kai could have told him
that.
"I will have you learn the history of the family that is squiring you!" Aldous' face began to flush. "I will not
have you turning into smart mouthed hooligans!"
Kai whispered out of the corner of her mouth at Ser Gilmore, "Hooligans who do shenanigans!" and heard Gilmore
stifling a laugh by trying to cover it with a cough.
Kai interrupted before the old man could give himself a stroke. She started with the Black Age and the lycanthrope
plague, which got Aldous started. The only problem was getting him to stop again. One bit of history she had not
known was that they had hung Rendon Howe's father Tarleton Howe at Harper's Ford. When the old sage seemed to
finally, Maker's breath, be winding down she was complimented on the fact that some of his lessons didn't disappear
into that yawning chasm between her ears. Kai thought to return the favor as she sarcastically told him that it
was due to his skill as a teacher, to which he replied that if he was such a great tutor, he wouldn't have such
insouciance in his pupils. He then told her she could go look that word up, the smart-alecky old bugger.
Kai rolled her eyes as her old teacher went off to nap in a corner. She continued the way she had been headed.
She gathered the books and put them into stacks, one for Father and one for Fergus. She found the librarian and
bid him to see the stacks delivered immediately to the family's quarters, especially to Fergus as he would be
leaving tonight. She asked Ser Gilmore to follow her with a smile, and they made their way toward the kitchens.
As they drew nearer, Kai could hear that Nan was in fine form. "Get that bloody hound out of my larder!" Nan
stood using her powerful set of lungs on the two elven servants who cowered before her.
"But mistress, he will eat our faces off! We can't go near him!" The young elven woman put a hand to her cheek as
if Argus had already taken a chunk out of it.
Ser Gilmore tried to soothe the blustering cook. "Now, my good woman, calm down. We are here to help. I brought
Kai."
Kai watched her beloved old nanny turn with her “gorgon look” upon her face. Kai knew that look very, very well.
"You! And You! Your bloody mongrel keeps getting into my larder! That beast should be put down!"
"Nan, he isn't a mongrel. He is a full blooded Mabari!" Kai feigned being insulted.
"A Blight wolf is what he is! That's it, tell your mother I will quit and go work for some nice estate in the
Bannorn." Nan crossed her arms across her chest scowling more.
Kai laughed, "Oh Nan, you know you would never leave us! An estate in the Bannorn would be boring!" She kissed
Nan's old wrinkled cheek and gave the old woman her most saucy smile. Nan, who had seen that brazen grin before,
hrumpffed and turned to the servants once again.
"Stop standing there like idiots. Get out of the way!" She made shooing motions with her hands.
As Kai neared the larder door, she heard the crashing of crockery and angry barking. Blast! It sounded as if
Argus really was going through the room like a horde of darkspawn. He’d usually just cast sad eyes and whine to
get a snack from Nan or her. He wasn't prone to breaking things. Mother would have both their hides nailed to the
castle wall.
Kai grasped the cold iron handle and swung the heavy oak door open. There stood Argus, doing what Kai called his
“rabbit impression,” bouncing up and down.
"Look at that mess. How did he even get in here?" Ser Gilmore raised his fingers to pinch the bridge of his
nose. Argus turned towards her, his tongue lolling out of his mouth in a goofy doggy grin before he barked at her
again.
"Are you trying to tell me something, boy?" Kai bent down to scratch him under the chin. He licked her hand with
his long wet tongue and barked again, resuming his bouncing and twirling.
"It certainly is like he wants to tell us something. Wait do you hear that noise?" Ser Gilmore spun on his heel,
peering into the darkened corners of the larders. Kai heard a scratching noise and low squeaking, like a spinning
wheel Nan had which always needed to be oiled.
"Quick! Shut the door, Gilly! We don't want them getting out into the kitchen!" Kai pulled out her daggers. She
had seen the reddish light of the lantern reflecting off multiple pairs of eyes. Argus growled low in his throat.
"What is..." anything else Ser Gilmore was about to say was lost as many gray-brown furred bodies swarmed the three
of them standing in the middle of the larder. They came from the shadows, sharp claws scrabbling on the stone and
sharp, yellow, curved teeth bared. She had a moment to warn Ser Gilmore before her blades and the proverbial and
literal fur began to fly.
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