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VampireCommando wrote...

Gavinthelocust wrote...

Lurker 2277 wrote...

LordMandalore, do you have ADD. you started off with just companions and then Shepard won just because of romancable companions. I'm calling BS on that one.

Agree there, love won't stop a gattling laser.


It wouldif Tali threw herself infront of it Image IPB

*battens down the hatches ready for a firestorm from the Talimancers*

Only a moment's protection, it'll rip through her like a wet rock through a tissue. Nothing get's between Fawkes and his target.

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Gavinthelocust wrote...

Lurker 2277 wrote...

LordMandalore, do you have ADD. you started off with just companions and then Shepard won just because of romancable companions. I'm calling BS on that one.

Agree there, love won't stop a gattling laser.


No, but a biotic shockwave can.  :whistle:

And the MIRV is great, so long as it's not broken.  There aren't enough of them lying around to keep it in perfect working order, so firing it too much is bound to break it.  It also takes a lot of punishment from enemy fire.

In close quarters, the Wanderer can do more damage, but Shepard's elbow can stun or knock down anyone he hits.  So all he has to do is spam the ol' F key and keep the Wanderer locked down.

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Gyroscopic_Trout wrote...

In close quarters, the Wanderer can do more damage, but Shepard's elbow can stun or knock down anyone he hits.  So all he has to do is spam the ol' F key and keep the Wanderer locked down.

VATs
Your whole argument has been power fisted in the face.

Modifié par Gavinthelocust, 14 mai 2010 - 11:25 .


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VATs
Your
whole argument has been power fisted in the face.


Provided it kills Shep in one round of VATs.  Otherwise, Shep's elbow is the last thing he's ever gonna see.

Modifié par Gyroscopic_Trout, 14 mai 2010 - 11:36 .


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[quote]Gyroscopic_Trout wrote...


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VATs
Your whole argument has been power fisted in the face.
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Provided it kills Shep in one round of VATs.  If not, then Shep's elbow is the last thing the Wanderer is gonna see.

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You've obviously never played Fallout 3 because VATs can get multiple shots in one go. With the deathclaw gauntlet one shot to the head will kill anything.

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Seeing how ME biased this is makes me sick.

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THE BATTLE BEGINS

"Hey Tali, I think it's great you want to be with me."

"Oh Shepard, I love you so mu-BLARGH!"

TALI HIT BY 10mm PISTOL!
KILLED INSTANTLY!

"Tali!" NOOOOOOO!"

- 5 KARMA
PSYCHO WEARS OFF!
SHEPARD FIRES M-3 PREDATOR AT LONE WANDERER!
MISS!
LONE WANDERER USES STEALTH BOY!


"Where the hell did he go?"

SNEAK ATTACK CRITICAL!
SHEPARD HEAD CRIPPLED!
SHEPARD TORSO CRIPPLED!

SHEPARD USES SPECIAL ATTACK!


"You're working too hard."

LONE WANDERER RIGHT ARM CRIPPLED!
LONE WANDERER LEFT LEG CRIPPLED!
FAWKES IS UNCONCIOUS!
DOGMEAT IS UNCONCIOUS!
LONE WANDERER USES MENTOS!
LONE WANDERER ACTIVATES VATS!
LONE WANDERER FIRES HUNTING RIFLE!
SHEPARD LEFT ARM CRIPPLED!
MED-X HAS WORN OFF!
WHISKEY HAS WORN OFF!
VODKA HAS WORN OFF!


SHEPARD USES PERSUADE!

"But don't you see? Lone Wanderer..."

SHEPARD CROSSES ARMS!

"We shouldn't fight. We need to work together to defeat the Reapers."

LONE WANDERER GAINS NEW QUEST: HUMANITY'S SAVIOR
-HELP SHEPARD DEFEAT THE REAPERS
-(optional) MURDER SHEPARD IN HIS SLEEP
-(optional) MURDER SHEPARD IN HIS SLEEP ON CHRISTMAS


"Sorry Shepard, but there's only room for one savior of humanity who history forgot the complete name and gender of."

LONE WANDERER LASHES OUT WITH DEATHCLAW GAUNTLET!
SHEPARD BLOCKS WITH ELBOW OF DEATH!


"I'm tired of your snide insinuations."

LONE WANDERER HEAD CRIPPLED!
WINE HAS WORN OFF!
LONE WANDERER USES LOW BLOW!
SHEPARD DADDYBAGS CRIPPLED!
SHEPARD DEPLOYS ANNOYING POLITICIAN TO DISTRACT LONE WANDERER!


"This is an outrage!"

LONE WANDERER ATTACKS WITH SUPER-SLEDGE!
UDINA'S FACE VIRTUALLY UNRECOGNIZEABLE AS HUMAN!
SHEPARD USES CHARM!

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."

LONE WANDERER IS MESMERIZED!
SHEPARD USES MEDI-GEL!
TALI IS RESTORED!


"Thanks Shepard."

LONE WANDERER FIRES EXPERIMENTAL MIRV!

"Oh crap!"

TALI USES OMNI-TOOL!
WARHEADS DISARMED MIDFLIGHT!

"Thanks Tali.
"Well Shepard, it was totally wor-"

DOGMEAT ATTACKS TALI!
RIPS HER TO FREAKING SHREDS!
SHEPARD FIRES M-8 PREDATOR BURST!
DOGMEAT UNCONCIOUS ONCE AGAIN!
LONE WANDERER ACTIVATES VATS!
SHEPARD TAKES COVER!
LONE WANDERER FIRES OFF INEFFECTIVE SHOTS IN VATS, AND IS FORCED TO WATCH WHERE THE BULLET GOES!
SHEPARD CHARGES THE CAIN!
THE CAIN FIRES!
CRITICAL HIT!
LONE WANDERER SURVIVES DUE TO MINOR IMMUNITY TO RADIOACTIVITY AND FIRE!
SHEPARD USES UNHOLY STARE!

"Wrex."

LONE WANDERER'S HEAD EXPLODES!
SHEPARD SCREAMS IN VICTORY!

"I SHOULD GO!!!!!!!"

Modifié par LordMandalore, 14 mai 2010 - 11:46 .


#133
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Bull**** I saw no Fawkes

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Gavinthelocust wrote...

You've obviously never played Fallout 3 because VATs can get multiple shots in one go. With the deathclaw gauntlet one shot to the head will kill anything.


I have indeed played it, hence why I said 'round of VATs' not 'VATs attack.'  But you are correct that the deathclaw gauntlet does a ridiculous amount of damage.  Still, this is a bionically enhanced healily armored supersoldier with a personal force field, not some flimsy wasteland raider.  It'd be close, but I think Shep has the edge.

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"Out of a thousand battles, Commander Shepard won 501. This fight was not even a contest, he completely dominated the Lone Wanderer."

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"I guess it just boils down to pure skill, and Shepard has more hair. You draw what conclusions you want to from that."

Commander Shepard Kills:
M920 Cain: 12
M-3 Predator: 8
Other Skills: 9
Romance Related: 472

Lone Wanderer Skills:
Fatman MIRV: 207
Stealth Critical: 290
Companion Kills: 1
Mines: 1

Modifié par LordMandalore, 15 mai 2010 - 12:03 .


#136
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LordMandalore wrote...

THE BATTLE BEGINS

"Hey Tali, I think it's great you want to be with me."

"Oh Shepard, I love you so mu-BLARGH!"

TALI HIT BY 10mm PISTOL!
KILLED INSTANTLY!

"Tali!" NOOOOOOO!"

- 5 KARMA
PSYCHO WEARS OFF!
SHEPARD FIRES M-3 PREDATOR AT LONE WANDERER!
MISS!
LONE WANDERER USES STEALTH BOY!


"Where the hell did he go?"

SNEAK ATTACK CRITICAL!
SHEPARD HEAD CRIPPLED!
SHEPARD TORSO CRIPPLED!

SHEPARD USES SPECIAL ATTACK!


"You're working too hard."

LONE WANDERER RIGHT ARM CRIPPLED!
LONE WANDERER LEFT LEG CRIPPLED!
FAWKES IS UNCONCIOUS!
DOGMEAT IS UNCONCIOUS!
LONE WANDERER USES MENTOS!
LONE WANDERER ACTIVATES VATS!
LONE WANDERER FIRES HUNTING RIFLE!
SHEPARD LEFT ARM CRIPPLED!
MED-X HAS WORN OFF!
WHISKEY HAS WORN OFF!
VODKA HAS WORN OFF!


SHEPARD USES PERSUADE!

"But don't you see? Lone Wanderer..."

SHEPARD CROSSES ARMS!

"We shouldn't fight. We need to work together to defeat the Reapers."

LONE WANDERER GAINS NEW QUEST: HUMANITY'S SAVIOR
-HELP SHEPARD DEFEAT THE REAPERS
-(optional) MURDER SHEPARD IN HIS SLEEP
-(optional) MURDER SHEPARD IN HIS SLEEP ON CHRISTMAS


"Sorry Shepard, but there's only room for one savior of humanity who history forgot the complete name and gender of."

LONE WANDERER LASHES OUT WITH DEATHCLAW GAUNTLET!
SHEPARD BLOCKS WITH ELBOW OF DEATH!


"I'm tired of your snide insinuations."

LONE WANDERER HEAD CRIPPLED!
WINE HAS WORN OFF!
LONE WANDERER USES LOW BLOW!
SHEPARD DADDYBAGS CRIPPLED!
SHEPARD DEPLOYS ANNOYING POLITICIAN TO DISTRACT LONE WANDERER!


"This is an outrage!"

LONE WANDERER ATTACKS WITH SUPER-SLEDGE!
UDINA'S FACE VIRTUALLY UNRECOGNIZEABLE AS HUMAN!
SHEPARD USES CHARM!

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."

LONE WANDERER IS MESMERIZED!
SHEPARD USES MEDI-GEL!
TALI IS RESTORED!


"Thanks Shepard."

LONE WANDERER FIRES EXPERIMENTAL MIRV!

"Oh crap!"

TALI USES OMNI-TOOL!
WARHEADS DISARMED MIDFLIGHT!

"Thanks Tali.
"Well Shepard, it was totally wor-"

DOGMEAT ATTACKS TALI!
RIPS HER TO FREAKING SHREDS!
SHEPARD FIRES M-8 PREDATOR BURST!
DOGMEAT UNCONCIOUS ONCE AGAIN!
LONE WANDERER ACTIVATES VATS!
SHEPARD TAKES COVER!
LONE WANDERER FIRES OFF INEFFECTIVE SHOTS IN VATS, AND IS FORCED TO WATCH WHERE THE BULLET GOES!
SHEPARD CHARGES THE CAIN!
THE CAIN FIRES!
CRITICAL HIT!
LONE WANDERER SURVIVES DUE TO MINOR IMMUNITY TO RADIOACTIVITY AND FIRE!
SHEPARD USES UNHOLY STARE!

"Wrex."

LONE WANDERER'S HEAD EXPLODES!
SHEPARD SCREAMS IN VICTORY!

"I SHOULD GO!!!!!!!"


OMFG EPIC WIN!!

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#137
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It seems that the battle was fierce, and that ultimately, discipline and superior weaponry can have an edge over instinct and tactics.

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR OUR NEXT BATTLE, AS TWO TECH ENGINEERS FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
TALI'ZORAH vs ISAAC CLARKE!

ON...


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THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!


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That was super lame...

#139
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jynthor wrote...

That was super lame...

Second that.
It would be more even if it was a one on one instead of a one and a half on three.

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LordMandalore wrote...

It seems that the battle was fierce, and that ultimately, discipline and superior weaponry can have an edge over instinct and tactics.

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR OUR NEXT BATTLE, AS TWO TECH ENGINEERS FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
TALI'ZORAH vs ISAAC CLARKE!

ON...


Image IPB

THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!


Issac FTW Tali aint got sh!t on him

*battens down the hatches once again to save himself from the Talimancer firestorm*

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Gavinthelocust wrote...

jynthor wrote...

That was super lame...

Second that.
It would be more even if it was a one on one instead of a one and a half on three.


I thought it was hilarious - admit it, you laughed the pair of you, you must have.

#142
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VampireCommando wrote...

Gavinthelocust wrote...

jynthor wrote...

That was super lame...

Second that.
It would be more even if it was a one on one instead of a one and a half on three.


I thought it was hilarious - admit it, you laughed the pair of you, you must have.

I did, but then Wrex happened...

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LordMandalore wrote...

It seems that the battle was fierce, and that ultimately, discipline and superior weaponry can have an edge over instinct and tactics.

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR OUR NEXT BATTLE, AS TWO TECH ENGINEERS FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
TALI'ZORAH vs ISAAC CLARKE!

ON...


Image IPB

THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!

Nah, that wouldn't be a fair fight.  How about Tali versus Hard Hat from Mega Man?

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Never played Megaman...Should I have?

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no fawkes? he's just knocked out the whole time? D:

Modifié par yukantseame, 15 mai 2010 - 03:42 .


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LordMandalore wrote...

In romanceable companions...

SHEPARD TAKES THE EDGE!

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Speaking of... Is anyone else still disappointed about not being able to romance Sara Lyons or maybe Amata?

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Excellent job

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LordMandalore wrote...

Never played Megaman...Should I have?

MEGAMANEAH

Depends there are like a thousand of them

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Notho wrote...

LordMandalore wrote...

In romanceable companions...

SHEPARD TAKES THE EDGE!

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Speaking of... Is anyone else still disappointed about not being able to romance Sara Lyons or maybe Amata?


count me in for that group but i think it was done intentionally. You're named the lone wanderer and you're stuck in this depressing location, you're dad's dead and every time you develop a bond with someone, something gets in the way and it never gets fulfilled so it adds to the depressing.

I think it's a combo of that and Bethesda never really doing the romance thing.

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LordMandalore wrote...

Never played Megaman...Should I have?

I suppose not.  It's just that now I feel old.  Old!
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Damn kids with their third dimension.  I was saving the world from Scissor Man when you were still in diapers!