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[nokori3byo]

Thompson family wrote...

Krogan Shaman

Good call.  What is it Grunt says to him?  "Your work is awful!"  And the tone of his voice really sold it.

[etonesmith1]

running a vorcha day-care center

[etonesmith1]

the guy who has to clean out the pods on the collector ship

[Images]

Morinth's Gynecologist...I'm just saying, that thing can kill.

[UltraBoy360]

Krogan scout



Any job where your direct line-manager is Miranda



Blue Sun merc when Zaeed is nearby and has got his mad-on

[BigGuy28]

Working for Shepard. Because based on a lot of posters, if you are even slightly attractive or cool, Shepard is going to stalk you and try to have sex with you.

[NICKjnp]

Farmer... every one we have seen is either dead or hiding in fear.

[NiftuCal]

being an intern at bioware maybe???

[Images]

NICKjnp wrote...

Farmer... every one we have seen is either dead or hiding in fear.

Not Shepard of course, he's a farmer.



A lead farmer motherflipper!

[Economist21]

I don't know about the worst job, but the best job belongs to the Krogan scout leader that hangs out shooting pyjacks with a gun turret all day.

[Texaboose]

Janitor specializing in the cleaning of Elcor bathrooms.

[Bebbe777]

Being Udina's assistant or even worse, the turian councilors assistant.



Turian Councilor: Ah yes "lunch", "vacation", "salary", I have dismissed those entirely. What do you think I am? Human?

[Panda Warlock]

Colonist. Wherever you go, colonists are always in some kind of trouble. Have you ever found a colony in ME or ME2 and heard: "Nothing's wrong here. We're all happy and safe"?



Also: team of guys that have to clean up dead bodies/broken mechs/debries after Shep & Co. passing by.

[Noilly Prat]

Captain Anderson.



Shepard gets to just pop in every couple of years to tell Udina and the Council to kiss his (or her) ass, but Anderson has to deal with them every day. Ouch.

[Daewan]

Schoolteacher. All the kids are either traumatized from attacks on their colony, little gang members, or stuck up Alliance brats who not only probably have more education than you, but their mommy has a frigate to back up her claims that the little brat is perfect. And frankly, the multicultural day is a nightmare, what with the mixed families and the Human-alien pairings....

[Thundertactics]

Mercenary, somewhere, at some point in time, Shepard will tear your motherfrackin' head of using his M-98 Widow and there's nothing you can do about it.

[GifMike]

janeym27 wrote...

Is duct rat really a profession? lol. Worst. Job. Ever.

Cleaner in Afterlife. Them floors have gots to be plenty sticky!

There's a good story line in there somewhere.  Kinda like Keeper graveyard shift supervisor.

[ionianenchantment]

thresher maw proctologist

[GifMike]

Panda Warlock wrote...

Also: team of guys that have to clean up dead bodies/broken mechs/debries after Shep & Co. passing by.

Shepards motto is 'Bring the right weapons and there's nothing left to clean.'