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[Noir201]

I would use my 1000 ideas, which will end up failing, and blame pinky for it.

Pinky and the Brain, how i miss you.

Modifié par Noir201, 14 mai 2010 - 04:20 .

[7th_Phoenix]

Dark Lilith wrote...

randumb vanguard wrote...

of course I'm only second in comand you will have to mace sure it''s okay with pheonix...

he will succumb to my beauty,no problem

I'm a woman. And fine... I'll split my evil rulings three ways.

[JRCHOharry]

Soviet Russia calls me!

[Dark Lilith]

7th_Phoenix wrote...

Dark Lilith wrote...

randumb vanguard wrote...

of course I'm only second in comand you will have to mace sure it''s okay with pheonix...

he will succumb to my beauty,no problem

I'm a woman. And fine... I'll split my evil rulings three ways.

works for me,I'm flexible!

[AshedMan]

If I were an evil genius then I certainly wouldn't spell out my plan for world domination on the BioWare forum. <squints eyes and walks away from thread>

[Loerwyn]

Celrath wrote...
How would you take over the world?

But I'm not an evil genius.

[OrlesianWardenCommander]

Become the president of the united states and claim all other nations that dont side with me are terrorist! oh wait bush already did that son of a!

[rayremy]

Moon **** army  will descent from the skies, like an iron wave they will dominate this little world!

[7th_Phoenix]

Dark Lilith wrote...

7th_Phoenix wrote...

Dark Lilith wrote...

randumb vanguard wrote...

of course I'm only second in comand you will have to mace sure it''s okay with pheonix...

he will succumb to my beauty,no problem

I'm a woman. And fine... I'll split my evil rulings three ways.

works for me,I'm flexible!

Good! I should note that all spots for my league of evil have been filled! Two at my side sounds like quite enough; however, I will need henchmen... preferably strong and smart but not too smart... and of course, easy on the eyes. 

[Steingrimur Steingrimsson]

Founding a new, superior and more humane communistic state. But unlike the Soviet Union, I will organize the whole thing with loads of computer power! I will also invest heavily in developing robots and automated systems. This will make the production efficient and still benefit the workers, since everybody will recieve equal means, anyway. This state I will found upon the already socialistic Northern Europe, then I will expand further by brute force, viking style. It will be great fun!

[Dark Lilith]

7th_Phoenix wrote...

Dark Lilith wrote...

7th_Phoenix wrote...

Dark Lilith wrote...

randumb vanguard wrote...

of course I'm only second in comand you will have to mace sure it''s okay with pheonix...

he will succumb to my beauty,no problem

I'm a woman. And fine... I'll split my evil rulings three ways.

works for me,I'm flexible!

Good! I should note that all spots for my league of evil have been filled! Two at my side sounds like quite enough; however, I will need henchmen... preferably strong and smart but not too smart... and of course, easy on the eyes. 

as long as there's room for advancement,but I know you'll want me very close!

Modifié par Dark Lilith, 16 mai 2010 - 12:29 .

[7th_Phoenix]

Dark Lilith wrote...

as long as there's room for advancement,but I know you'll want me very close!

As my third in command, of course I'll allow room for advancement... maybe you can move up to second if I feel it's necessary. Oh! Close for council and advise... and/or comfort...? Or is this a scheme to overthrow me...?! <3:unsure:

[7th_Phoenix]

randumb vanguard wrote...

It's probably a scheme to overthrow you, I suggest you keep a close eye on her...

Good advise, @randumb vanguard. In that case I shall keep a very close eye on her...

[7th_Phoenix]

randumb vanguard wrote...

Archlet wrote...

*Shoot every one with arrows*

Thats how

*Run away*

I suggest he be one of our first victims...

That depends... I'm not without a bit of mercy. If he's a good aim, then he'd be better off one our side. If not, then he would have the unfortunate honor of being one of our first.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

What do you mean "if" I were an evil Genuis?



Pheh. As if there was ever any doubt.

[Dark Lilith]

7th_Phoenix wrote...

randumb vanguard wrote...

It's probably a scheme to overthrow you, I suggest you keep a close eye on her...

Good advise, @randumb vanguard. In that case I shall keep a very close eye on her...

both eyes please

[--Master of All--]

I would start out by by posting a bunch of evil-looking smileys in this thread.

:devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil:


The rest should pretty much be automatic.

[Kalithera]

 "If"? What do you mean, "if"?

(Slightly) Seriously though, I know how I would take over the world:
Influence.
Gather all the intelligent people I know and tell them I plan on conquering the Earth. They will then persuade people around them to go along with it, then those people will persuade the people around them and--well, you get the idea.
I could probably do it alone, but this way is so much easier.