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[CptPatch]

I'm sure others have considered this question before.  But I have my own theory:

When Miranda finally decides to jump Shepard's bones, she arranges to do so in the Engine Room, rather than her quarters or his.  Some have theorized that she chose that locale because it's "neutral ground".  I have a simpler theory:

Miranda is a Bee-otch, with a capital "B".

Consider what else is in the immediate vicinity:  Tali's post is just around the corner.  And there's no doors in between.  Even if Tali was told to vacate, she's bright enough to understand why she's being told to leave her post.

Jack's quarters are wide open to the open shaft under that platform where Miranda and Shepard go at it.  Undoubtedly, Jack will hear every "oomph", "ahh!" and "oh, god!" that those two let slip.

Miranda is a Bee-otch, with a capital "B".

Miranda MUST know that her two competitor's for Shepard's Romantic inclinations will be intimately aware that she, Miranda, got him and they did NOT.

Miranda is a Bee-otch, with a capital "B".

It's not enough that she win the competition.  She has to rub the losers' noses in it.

Beeeeeee-otch.

[Sledge454]

What about Jack? Or Liara?

[Collider]

Why the Engine Room?

[Sand King]

Obvious Troll is Obvious

[Collider]

Sledge454 wrote...

What about Jack? Or Liara?

Their romance scenes are in Shepard's quarters....what do you mean?

[Fatex3]

Don't forget almost every room on the ship has a window to the engine room.

[Goodwood]

Goodwood agrees with the OP's theory, even if this is only a subconscious act on Miranda's part. But then, Miranda isn't really his type anyway...

[Landline]

I agree completely, why I can never bring myself to romance her.

Modifié par Landline, 14 mai 2010 - 03:17 .

[Pinkflamingo22]

Fatex3 wrote...

Don't forget almost every room on the ship has a window to the engine room.

****! IT DOES! Everyone on the ship could have watched since most rooms do look over the core. **** I never realized that! is that a simple oversight by the devs or is there meaning behind it?

[Nostradamoose]

You can't see the catwalk from those windows though

[Azint]

Fatex3 wrote...

Don't forget almost every room on the ship has a window to the engine room.

Four rooms, four windows. Unless you count the doorway, too.
And this:

[TheSixthghoul]

I prefer the command deck.

[Kaiser Shepard]

Because "clearing the engine room" becomes a hell of a lot easier when two-thirds of the crew stationed there has been kidnapped.

[NICKjnp]

because Tali need to know that Shepard is too old for her!

Modifié par NICKjnp, 14 mai 2010 - 11:44 .

[dipdunk]

Ninjaed on the peeping crew pic!!

Well, I'll just have to resort to the Motivational version

Modifié par dipdunk, 14 mai 2010 - 04:04 .

[Daerog]

Don't forget about Zaeed's surveillance.

[thepiebaker]

maybe she likes the thrill of the possibility to getting caught by the other crew members. it gives an adrenaline rush. same reason some people do it in the bathroom on airplanes, inside the screening rooms of movie theaters (i used to work at one we've been given reports), doing things like skinny dipping and such

Modifié par thepiebaker, 14 mai 2010 - 03:57 .

[Sajuro]

Because Miranda has a horrible sense of direction and was looking for Shepard's room when she found him in the engine room. Why do you think she never leaves her office: every time she does she ends up getting lost trying to get back.

[netwitbrian]

CptPatch wrote...

I'm sure others have considered this question before.  But I have my own theory:

When Miranda finally decides to jump Shepard's bones, she arranges to do so in the Engine Room, rather than her quarters or his.  Some have theorized that she chose that locale because it's "neutral ground".  I have a simpler theory:

Miranda is a Bee-otch, with a capital "B".

Consider what else is in the immediate vicinity:  Tali's post is just around the corner.  And there's no doors in between.  Even if Tali was told to vacate, she's bright enough to understand why she's being told to leave her post.

Jack's quarters are wide open to the open shaft under that platform where Miranda and Shepard go at it.  Undoubtedly, Jack will hear every "oomph", "ahh!" and "oh, god!" that those two let slip.

Miranda is a Bee-otch, with a capital "B".

Miranda MUST know that her two competitor's for Shepard's Romantic inclinations will be intimately aware that she, Miranda, got him and they did NOT.

Miranda is a Bee-otch, with a capital "B".

It's not enough that she win the competition.  She has to rub the losers' noses in it.

Beeeeeee-otch.

Bioware has already answer this:
Mass
Effect fields are a very strong aphrodesiac. I wanted to be as close to
the Mass Effect core (...and as close to Shepard) as I could get.

When I want aphrodesiacs, I settle for nothing but the best.

Post was:  Miranda....why the engine room (2nd page)

[Onyx Jaguar]

Whats curious is that the thread title is almost always the same

[Nightwriter]

I swear to God, this is the zombie topic from hell. It won't go away. I want to stab it with a sharp object until it dies. I'm going mad. I'm starting to see things. What was that? A shadow just moved. There's cottage cheese everywhere. I hear "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" on an old record player, where's it playing, where's it coming from?!

Yes, Miranda shagged you in the freaking engine room!!! You know you liked it!!! Get over it!!!!!!!

And of course, it must be because she's petty and vindictive! Yes, I'll bet she recorded the whole thing with a hidden camera just to be evil and then gave the tape to Tali, providing play-by-play narrations of each kiss and hip thrust as Tali weeped uncontrollably in a corner, while belowdecks Jack lay on her bunk dragging a knife across her arm and sobbing!

[Fiery Phoenix]

This got me wondering as well. I asked a friend of mine (who's played through the game at least three times) about that and he said one word: "vibrations".



I asked if I was supposed to know what that meant, but he didn't really care to tell me because he thought I wasn't mature enough or something (I'm 20). lol

[drunken pyromaniac]

Nightwriter wrote...

I swear to God, this is the zombie topic from hell. It won't go away. I want to stab it with a sharp object until it dies. I'm going mad. I'm starting to see things. What was that? A shadow just moved. There's cottage cheese everywhere. I hear "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" on an old record player, where's it playing, where's it coming from?!

Yes, Miranda shagged you in the freaking engine room!!! You know you liked it!!! Get over it!!!!!!!

And of course, it must be because she's petty and vindictive! Yes, I'll bet she recorded the whole thing with a hidden camera just to be evil and then gave the tape to Tali, providing play-by-play narrations of each kiss and hip thrust as Tali weeped uncontrollably in a corner, while belowdecks Jack lay on her bunk dragging a knife across her arm and sobbing!

I sense much anger in you.

[Massadonious1]

She needs the vibration to get her off, because she had first hand knowledge about how "inadequete" he is.