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[Sajuro]

This supposed terrorist group is repeatedly interrupted by Shepard throughout the first game and Zaeed has killed more than he can remember. So why does such a organization get foiled by a squad of three people and Shepard has basically wiped out several cells (assuming that each base contains a seperate cell) over the course of ME1.

Hell, the only thing they have succeeded at in the past 2-3 years was resurrecting Shepard and even that backfired on them if you destroyed the collector base and gave the data from that Cerberus operative to the Alliance.

[NKKKK]

Troll Thread



also, Shepard didn't cause as much damage in the first game as you think

[Sajuro]

I didn't really mean this to be a troll thread, I'm just saying Cerberus seems to be like Team Rocket from the pokemon games.

[enormousmoonboots]

We calling all different opinions a troll thread now...? Yeesh.



Cerberus only has about 150 members, unless this number is really unusually small for them the amount of people you killed in ME1 were pretty significant.



Seriously, I hardly trust Cerberus to walk and chew gum at the same time. They're pretty dumb.

[LPPrince]

Sajuro wrote...

I didn't really mean this to be a troll thread, I'm just saying Cerberus seems to be like Team Rocket from the pokemon games.

Team Rocket was more successful than Cerberus.

For christ's sake, they helped save the day in almost every movie.

[I99I Dragoon]

Don't worry, OP. It aint a troll thread just at NKKKK's recent monstrosity thread.



Back on topic, I believe Cerberus has indeed messed up a few times, albeit a LOT of times. Makes you wonder: Since Miranda said Cerberus is there for the advancement of the human race, what accomplishments have they made? I mean, besides Shepard.

[Gavinthelocust]

I99I Dragoon wrote...

Don't worry, OP. It aint a troll thread just at NKKKK's recent monstrosity thread.

Back on topic, I believe Cerberus has indeed messed up a few times, albeit a LOT of times. Makes you wonder: Since Miranda said Cerberus is there for the advancement of the human race, what accomplishments have they made? I mean, besides Shepard.

Miranda's boobs

[LPPrince]

I99I Dragoon wrote...

Don't worry, OP. It aint a troll thread just at NKKKK's recent monstrosity thread.

Back on topic, I believe Cerberus has indeed messed up a few times, albeit a LOT of times. Makes you wonder: Since Miranda said Cerberus is there for the advancement of the human race, what accomplishments have they made? I mean, besides Shepard.

They inspired the Alliance to create the SSV Normandy SR1.

Had they not done that, Sovereign would've succeeded and we'd of lost.

Of course, under someone else, the SR1 wouldn't of been used correctly, but Cerberus did help inspire the weapon that gave us the victory against Sovereign.

[Sajuro]

Gavinthelocust wrote...

I99I Dragoon wrote...

Don't worry, OP. It aint a troll thread just at NKKKK's recent monstrosity thread.

Back on topic, I believe Cerberus has indeed messed up a few times, albeit a LOT of times. Makes you wonder: Since Miranda said Cerberus is there for the advancement of the human race, what accomplishments have they made? I mean, besides Shepard.

Miranda's boobs

-jiggle jiggle-FOR HUMANITY!

[I99I Dragoon]

LPPrince wrote...

I99I Dragoon wrote...

Don't worry, OP. It aint a troll thread just at NKKKK's recent monstrosity thread.

Back on topic, I believe Cerberus has indeed messed up a few times, albeit a LOT of times. Makes you wonder: Since Miranda said Cerberus is there for the advancement of the human race, what accomplishments have they made? I mean, besides Shepard.

They inspired the Alliance to create the SSV Normandy SR1.

Had they not done that, Sovereign would've succeeded and we'd of lost.

Of course, under someone else, the SR1 wouldn't of been used correctly, but Cerberus did help inspire the weapon that gave us the victory against Sovereign.

Well, I guess you DO learn something new every day. Didn't know that :happy:

Still, I guess I can't stop looking at the failures of Cerberus: Thorian slaves, Rachni shock troops, This "Overlord"...

[NKKKK]

Cerberus is the best, you people are all haters cause us Cerberus lovers have a 9000 post thread.

[Gavinthelocust]

I99I Dragoon wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

I99I Dragoon wrote...

Don't worry, OP. It aint a troll thread just at NKKKK's recent monstrosity thread.

Back on topic, I believe Cerberus has indeed messed up a few times, albeit a LOT of times. Makes you wonder: Since Miranda said Cerberus is there for the advancement of the human race, what accomplishments have they made? I mean, besides Shepard.

They inspired the Alliance to create the SSV Normandy SR1.

Had they not done that, Sovereign would've succeeded and we'd of lost.

Of course, under someone else, the SR1 wouldn't of been used correctly, but Cerberus did help inspire the weapon that gave us the victory against Sovereign.

Well, I guess you DO learn something new every day. Didn't know that :happy:

Still, I guess I can't stop looking at the failures of Cerberus: Thorian slaves, Rachni shock troops, This "Overlord"...

Tim has unlimited resources, only problem he gives them to idiots.

[Sajuro]

I99I Dragoon wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

I99I Dragoon wrote...

Don't worry, OP. It aint a troll thread just at NKKKK's recent monstrosity thread.

Back on topic, I believe Cerberus has indeed messed up a few times, albeit a LOT of times. Makes you wonder: Since Miranda said Cerberus is there for the advancement of the human race, what accomplishments have they made? I mean, besides Shepard.

They inspired the Alliance to create the SSV Normandy SR1.

Had they not done that, Sovereign would've succeeded and we'd of lost.

Of course, under someone else, the SR1 wouldn't of been used correctly, but Cerberus did help inspire the weapon that gave us the victory against Sovereign.

Well, I guess you DO learn something new every day. Didn't know that :happy:

Still, I guess I can't stop looking at the failures of Cerberus: Thorian slaves, Rachni shock troops, This "Overlord"...

The Derelict Reaper, the  Thresher Maw trap, and didn't they do some Husk based expierements?

[LPPrince]

Personally, I hope Cerberus isn't one of the big main baddies of ME3.



I mean, I still can't shake the fact that they were minor baddies in ME1.



Then in ME2, we delved deep into their makings.



But in ME3, I hope they, while still made a focus, aren't as involved as they were in ME2.



More a mix of the first two games.

[Sajuro]

Gavinthelocust wrote...

I99I Dragoon wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

I99I Dragoon wrote...

Don't worry, OP. It aint a troll thread just at NKKKK's recent monstrosity thread.

Back on topic, I believe Cerberus has indeed messed up a few times, albeit a LOT of times. Makes you wonder: Since Miranda said Cerberus is there for the advancement of the human race, what accomplishments have they made? I mean, besides Shepard.

They inspired the Alliance to create the SSV Normandy SR1.

Had they not done that, Sovereign would've succeeded and we'd of lost.

Of course, under someone else, the SR1 wouldn't of been used correctly, but Cerberus did help inspire the weapon that gave us the victory against Sovereign.

Well, I guess you DO learn something new every day. Didn't know that :happy:

Still, I guess I can't stop looking at the failures of Cerberus: Thorian slaves, Rachni shock troops, This "Overlord"...

Tim has unlimited resources, only problem he gives them to idiots.

That doesn't say much about TIM if he can't pick out people who don't screw the pooch on every occasion

[enormousmoonboots]

Well, as for things they failed at...

-Akuze (congratulations, those worm monsters the rest of the galaxy knows about are dangerous! And injecting acid into people hurts them! Who knew?)
-Rachni (got loose at the listening posts, failed to find a way to control them)
-Thorian Spores (killing the Thorian made them go out of control)
-Super Biotics (Jack escaped, Gillian escaped)
-Reaper IFF (whole team died--you could say it's a success because you managed to get the IFF, but it was their mission to recover it)
-Kahoku (you kill all of their operatives and possibly disseminate their information to the black market)
-Lost Operative (Shepard, could you go fix our failure? Please?)
-Hammerhead Missions (Shepard, we screwed up again. Would you mind...?)

And I don't think Cerberus was responsible for Miranda's boobs, her father built her within his own dynasty. So they got nothin'.

(Huh, I thought the Husk mission was a seperate chain but nope, Chasca. Apparently Feros gave them a bunch of Dragon's Teeth and they Husked everyone on Chasca. Seriously, what possible motivation could they have for that? And--Cerberus has Husk tech?!)

Modifié par enormousmoonboots, 14 mai 2010 - 10:06 .

[Barquiel]

enormousmoonboots wrote...

Well, as for things they failed at...

-Akuze (congratulations, those worm monsters the rest of the galaxy knows about are dangerous! And injected acid into people hurts them! Who knew?)
-Rachni (got loose at the listening posts, failed to find a way to control them)
-Thorian Spores (killing the Thorian made them go out of control)
-Super Biotics (Jack escaped, Gillian escaped)
-Reaper IFF (whole team died--you could say it's a success because you managed to get the IFF, but it was their mission to recover it)
-Kahoku (you kill all of their operatives and possibly disseminate their information to the black market)

- the new "Overlord" DLC

[Sajuro]

Also it resulted in Jack hating Cerberus with all her being, a double whammy

[RyrineaNara]

LPPrince wrote...

Sajuro wrote...

I didn't really mean this to be a troll thread, I'm just saying Cerberus seems to be like Team Rocket from the pokemon games.

Team Rocket was more successful than Cerberus.

For christ's sake, they helped save the day in almost every movie.

Team Rocket is good at being the Hero. However are very bad at beening the bad guy.

[Sajuro]

Barquiel wrote...

enormousmoonboots wrote...

Well, as for things they failed at...

-Akuze (congratulations, those worm monsters the rest of the galaxy knows about are dangerous! And injected acid into people hurts them! Who knew?)
-Rachni (got loose at the listening posts, failed to find a way to control them)
-Thorian Spores (killing the Thorian made them go out of control)
-Super Biotics (Jack escaped, Gillian escaped)
-Reaper IFF (whole team died--you could say it's a success because you managed to get the IFF, but it was their mission to recover it)
-Kahoku (you kill all of their operatives and possibly disseminate their information to the black market)

- the new "Overlord" DLC

I read the preview and I really hope you get the chance shake the scientist whilst yelling "At what point did you think that would be a good idea?"

[LPPrince]

enormousmoonboots wrote...

Well, as for things they failed at...

-Akuze (congratulations, those worm monsters the rest of the galaxy knows about are dangerous! And injected acid into people hurts them! Who knew?)
-Rachni (got loose at the listening posts, failed to find a way to control them)
-Thorian Spores (killing the Thorian made them go out of control)
-Super Biotics (Jack escaped, Gillian escaped)
-Reaper IFF (whole team died--you could say it's a success because you managed to get the IFF, but it was their mission to recover it)
-Kahoku (you kill all of their operatives and possibly disseminate their information to the black market)

And I don't think Cerberus was responsible for Miranda's boobs, her father built her within his own dynasty. So they got nothin'.

Can't believe I'm defending Cerberus here, but again, they inspired the creation of the SSV Normandy SR1, and they brought Shepard back from the dead.

If they didn't do the former, Sovereign would've brought the Reapers back and everyone would be dead, dying, or fleeing only to be killed later.

If they didn't do the latter, the Collector's would succeed in creating a human reaper and would probably succeed in completing Sovereign's goal in the first game.

So Cerberus has a part in saving everyone. Indirectly. Keyword obviously being "indirectly".

[LPPrince]

RyrineaNara wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

Sajuro wrote...

I didn't really mean this to be a troll thread, I'm just saying Cerberus seems to be like Team Rocket from the pokemon games.

Team Rocket was more successful than Cerberus.

For christ's sake, they helped save the day in almost every movie.

Team Rocket is good at being the Hero. However are very bad at beening the bad guy.

Exactly. Hell, they saved Arbok and Weezing's lives. And then they made me SUPER DUPER EPIC SADFACED when they told them to leave.

Damn you, writers of the Pokémon show.

[Leftnt Sharpe]

I have a feeling that Cerberus is one of those organisations where for every one operation we hear about there is ten others that we don't.



Personally what I would like to see in ME3 would be some sort of showdown, possibly face-to-face, with the Illusive Man where he shows how Cerberus is basically the reason for humanities success on the galactic stage. making Shepard look like some moody spoilt brat and forcing some sort of bizarre moral event horizon on the player. So it turns out that Cerberus really IS humanity and Mr man completely ****s with everyones heads.



Unfortunately that's unlikely to happen because it would be too awesome.