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[Nazomi]

Ah, Warden ... no. I'm afraid we can't leave the fate of all
Ferelden up to your dog. Anyone with a leftover ham bone could buy his
allegiance.
  I just litterally laughed myself to tears.

Modifié par Nazomi, 16 mai 2010 - 04:59 .

[Rhys Cordelle]

o.O Who says that? I've never felt inclined to have the dog in my party for very long.



My favourite line is when Fergus calls you a saucy minx :-)

[Nazomi]

Rhys Cordelle wrote...

o.O Who says that? I've never felt inclined to have the dog in my party for very long.

My favourite line is when Fergus calls you a saucy minx :-)

I believe Arl Eamon is the one who says it during the Landsmeet when you try to choose the dog as your champion to fight for you.

[Rhys Cordelle]

awesome

[Soltan Heatwave]

I think the funniest line is yours, when you play a human noble, when Logain and company come to Arl Eamon's estate. You can say to Howe, after he speaks, "Ohhh, look the Regeant has a talking ass."

[thegreateski]

Soltan Heatwave wrote...
"Ohhh, look the Regeant has a talking ass."

*Giggle fit*

[CalJones]

I've never seen that!



The one that made me laugh was the "below the waist" conversation a male Warden has with Wynne if he is romancing Morrigan.

[MistressValkyrie]

I can't quote them exactly but Sten has some great lines. If he rescues you in Fort Drakon after he opens the door to the Warden's cell he says "The irony of this moment does not escape me." Also if you are in the Brecilian Forest and try to pass through the mist twice he mentions something along the line of "If it didn't work the first time, why would you do it again?" I think it's the delivery of those lines that just make it for me.

[BigBad]

Sten is one of the funniest characters in the game, once you get used to his sense of humor.

"I am a giant with a wardog. Either I am making a delivery or besieging your fort. Pray it is the former."

[TheBlackBaron]

It's not particularly funny on its own, but the first time I heard Oren's "Sword of Truthiness" line I think I laughed for about a minute straight. Totally did not expect a reference like that.

[spottyblanket]

'And the elf says....HE says---HAHAHAHA, HE SAYS...." (falls over)

[sylvanaerie]

Templar Bran in mage origin on the merits of using windows on the upper floors as an alternate exit from the tower.

"It never ends well."

[Chuvvy]

* Oghren: Ah. Yep. Lot of tension around here.

* Alistair: You think so, do you?

* Oghren: Know what I do to relieve tension?

* Alistair: I hesitate to wonder.

* Oghren: I polish the ol' weapon.

* Alistair: Really.

* Oghren: Yep. Give it a good shine. With a dry rag, then with a little grease.

* Alistair: That's disgusting.

* Oghren: You're telling me you never gave yer blade the old spit-shine?

* Alistair: I think that's private.

* Oghren: Really? Sodding Chantry and its rules. i like to do it right out in the open.

* Alistair: Where people can see you?

* Oghren: Yep.

* Alistair: Wait, what are you talking about?

* Oghren: What are you talking about?

* Alistair: (Sigh) Never mind.

or

* Oghren: Hey, elf. You're all right.

* Zevran: Am I?

* Oghren: Aye. I was thinking, I was thinking that you're... you're just all right.

* Zevran: Drunk again, Oghren?

* Oghren: "Drunk again, Oghren?" You sound like my father. He was all, "You're drunk; stop wetting on the table."

* Zevran: How dare he.

* Oghren: Least my mom had the good sense to hide the booze from him. So, you know, she could drink where he couldn't see her. (Laughs)

* Zevran: That's heartwarming.

* Oghren: Hey buddy, let's not go crazy or anything. Keep your pants where I can see 'em.

[sleepwatcherrpsg]

Liliana: Forbidden fruit is the sweetest no?

PC: is your fruit forbidden

Liliana: Is my fruit what?

[brewmaster]

PC tells Berwick to fight for Redcliffe.

Oghren: Bah. I say: kill him.

PC: No. He has to fight for his redemption.

Oghren: Couldn't he do that headless?

[XwingVmanX]

Nazomi wrote...

Ah, Warden ... no. I'm afraid we can't leave the fate of all
Ferelden up to your dog. Anyone with a leftover ham bone could buy his
allegiance.
  I just litterally laughed myself to tears.

That made me laugh too.
But my favorite has to be one you can actually say.
When Oghren is trying to ask you a favor but he is not sure how to bring it up and one of you dialogue options is
"I love you too Oghren."
His reaction is priceless lol

[Lenimph]

Morrigan: Stop staring at my chest so... it is most DISTURBING!

[Carmen_Willow]

My favorite line is when Alistair tells you the truth about his parentage and you can respond with, "So you're not only a bastard, but a royal bastard....." I still smile as I choose that option.

[sylvanaerie]

Carmen_Willow wrote...


My favorite line is when Alistair tells you the truth about his parentage and you can respond with, "So you're not only a bastard, but a royal bastard....." I still smile as I choose that option.

LOL he likes it too.  It nets you an extra approval point in that conversation!

[Zy-El]

Alistair after sleeping with PC: "... Morrigan will give me that look. You just know it. You should really kick her ass for me. I'd pay to see that fight."

[Zy-El]

Lenimph wrote...

Morrigan: Stop staring at my chest so... it is most DISTURBING!

Actually, she says "breasts" not chest. 

[TheBlackBaron]

Carmen_Willow wrote...


My favorite line is when Alistair tells you the truth about his parentage and you can respond with, "So you're not only a bastard, but a royal bastard....." I still smile as I choose that option.

"That's a good one, I really should start using it myself."

[Highdragonslayer]

Don't worry I'll get rid of those pesky mages.

[Oloria]

Can't remember the exact exchange, but it was something like:



PC: I thought I'd just ask it to please leave.

Sten: If you're planning to defeat the archdemon with wit then you should learn to use it first.



Touche!