What got me about that conversation was Fergus telling Oren "You'll see a sword up close soon enough". Having already finished the origin before first hearing that line I just had to pause for a moment after hearing it.TheBlackBaron wrote...
It's not particularly funny on its own, but the first time I heard Oren's "Sword of Truthiness" line I think I laughed for about a minute straight. Totally did not expect a reference like that.
Funniest line in the entire game........
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Posté 16 mai 2010 - 08:04
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What got me about that conversation was Fergus telling Oren "You'll see a sword up close soon enough". Having already finished the origin before first hearing that line I just had to pause for a moment after hearing it.TheBlackBaron wrote...
It's not particularly funny on its own, but the first time I heard Oren's "Sword of Truthiness" line I think I laughed for about a minute straight. Totally did not expect a reference like that.
We don't know if he got killed by a sword. Maybe it was from a knife or something else, there are lots of ways to kill people.
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Posté 16 mai 2010 - 08:24
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That really doesn't make it better...AwesomeEffect2 wrote...
nerdage wrote...
What got me about that conversation was Fergus telling Oren "You'll see a sword up close soon enough". Having already finished the origin before first hearing that line I just had to pause for a moment after hearing it.TheBlackBaron wrote...
It's not particularly funny on its own, but the first time I heard Oren's "Sword of Truthiness" line I think I laughed for about a minute straight. Totally did not expect a reference like that.
We don't know if he got killed by a sword. Maybe it was from a knife or something else, there are lots of ways to kill people.
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Posté 16 mai 2010 - 09:03
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THE WAITING AROUND PART IS...AWESOME!
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Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:41
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"With a chisel... and alot of nerve!" Shale, when asked how you shrink a golem.
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Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:48
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AwesomeEffect2 wrote...
nerdage wrote...
What got me about that conversation was Fergus telling Oren "You'll see a sword up close soon enough". Having already finished the origin before first hearing that line I just had to pause for a moment after hearing it.TheBlackBaron wrote...
It's not particularly funny on its own, but the first time I heard Oren's "Sword of Truthiness" line I think I laughed for about a minute straight. Totally did not expect a reference like that.
We don't know if he got killed by a sword. Maybe it was from a knife or something else, there are lots of ways to kill people.
Foreshadowing...its safe to assume that it was a sword that ended little Oren's life. Every time I hear that I just want to shove the Cousland sword into Howe again and again and again...
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Posté 16 mai 2010 - 11:08
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"Thunderhumper" and "Pidgeon crap" never fail to make me chuckle. Sometimes I just add them to my team then boot them out again just to hear it 
"Take that dire bunny! Fear my Sword of Truthiness!"
"Take that dire bunny! Fear my Sword of Truthiness!"
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Posté 16 mai 2010 - 11:15
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Rhys Cordelle wrote...
"Thunderhumper" and "Pidgeon crap" never fail to make me chuckle. Sometimes I just add them to my team then boot them out again just to hear it
Both pale in comparison to "Andraste's knicker-weasels!"
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Posté 16 mai 2010 - 11:17
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That's Anders right? I don't find him funny. I think he's kind of a tool. Just an Alistair wannabe.
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Posté 16 mai 2010 - 11:27
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Rhys Cordelle wrote...
That's Anders right? I don't find him funny. I think he's kind of a tool. Just an Alistair wannabe.
Perhaps, but I think "Andraste's knicker-weasels" would be amusing out of anyone.
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Posté 16 mai 2010 - 11:32
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Posté 16 mai 2010 - 11:33
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Elastic Otter wrote...
Schleets.
It gets me every time.
Huh?
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Posté 16 mai 2010 - 11:47
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Alistair: So what's the deal with you and him, anyway? Dare I ask?
Morrigan: Him? Him who? Is this supposed to mean something to me?
Alistair: You know exactly who I'm talking about. Mister Let's-Make-Kissy-Faces over there.
Morrigan: My, my. You are jealous, aren't you? Did I take your favorite Grey Warden away from you?
Alistair: What? I'm not jealous! I'm horrified.
Morrigan: Those blushing cheeks of yours tell a different tale
Alistair: These blushing cheeks are terrified that you'll suck all the blood out of them once you're done with him.
Morrigan: If I feel the need to suck on anything of yours, Alistair, you'll be the first to know.
Alistair: That... was so not what I meant.
Morrigan: Perhaps we should go and tell him together of your touching concerns? Perhaps he'll pay more attention to you if you ask nicely.
Alistair: Uh-huh. I think we're done here.
Morrigan: Done before you started, in fact.
Zevran: Has anyone told you what marvelous eyes you possess, my dear?
Morrigan: Again with the flattery? Do you not tire from these pointless exercises?
Zevran: In Antiva, women are accustomed to being showered with the praise they deserve. Men should worship you at your feet as you pass.
Morrigan: They don't find that incredibly annoying?
Zevran: They are goddesses receiving their subjects, just as you should be. Whatever would be annoying about that?
Morrigan: I have no wish to be placed upon a pedestal.
Zevran: But you deserve no less. You should be admired by painters, copied by sculptors, exalted by poets! Surely you know that yours is a beauty so exotic it-it would turn the eye of the Maker Himself!
Morrigan: Well, I suppose I...
(with Alistair)
Alistair: By the Maker! You were right! You win.
Zevran: I think you owe me five silvers, yes?
Morrigan: I hate you all.
(with Leliana)
Leliana: You are a master indeed, Zevran. You win the bet fair and square.
Zevran: Much obliged, madame.
Morrigan: I hate you all.
(with Oghren)
Oghren: Hmph. Fine. So I owe you a flagon. Bastard.
Zevran: Much obliged, ser.
Morrigan: I hate you all
Morrigan: You seem so deep in thought, my dear Sten. Thinking of me, perhaps? The two of us, together at last?
Sten: Yes.
Morrigan: I... what did you say?
Sten: You will need armor, I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth?
Morrigan: How strong are my teeth?
Sten: Qunari teeth can bite through leather, wood, even metal given time. Which reminds me, I may try to nuzzle.
Morrigan: Nuzzle?
Sten: If that happens, you'll need an iron pry bar. Heat it in a fire, first, or it may not get my attention.
Morrigan: Perhaps it would be better if we did not proceed.
Sten: Are you certain? If it will satisfy your curiosity...
Morrigan: Yes. Yes, I think it is best.
Yes i might be a Morrigan fanboi, but i genuily belive that these lines are THE best in the entire game, i lol'd so hard at these.
Morrigan: Him? Him who? Is this supposed to mean something to me?
Alistair: You know exactly who I'm talking about. Mister Let's-Make-Kissy-Faces over there.
Morrigan: My, my. You are jealous, aren't you? Did I take your favorite Grey Warden away from you?
Alistair: What? I'm not jealous! I'm horrified.
Morrigan: Those blushing cheeks of yours tell a different tale
Alistair: These blushing cheeks are terrified that you'll suck all the blood out of them once you're done with him.
Morrigan: If I feel the need to suck on anything of yours, Alistair, you'll be the first to know.
Alistair: That... was so not what I meant.
Morrigan: Perhaps we should go and tell him together of your touching concerns? Perhaps he'll pay more attention to you if you ask nicely.
Alistair: Uh-huh. I think we're done here.
Morrigan: Done before you started, in fact.
Zevran: Has anyone told you what marvelous eyes you possess, my dear?
Morrigan: Again with the flattery? Do you not tire from these pointless exercises?
Zevran: In Antiva, women are accustomed to being showered with the praise they deserve. Men should worship you at your feet as you pass.
Morrigan: They don't find that incredibly annoying?
Zevran: They are goddesses receiving their subjects, just as you should be. Whatever would be annoying about that?
Morrigan: I have no wish to be placed upon a pedestal.
Zevran: But you deserve no less. You should be admired by painters, copied by sculptors, exalted by poets! Surely you know that yours is a beauty so exotic it-it would turn the eye of the Maker Himself!
Morrigan: Well, I suppose I...
(with Alistair)
Alistair: By the Maker! You were right! You win.
Zevran: I think you owe me five silvers, yes?
Morrigan: I hate you all.
(with Leliana)
Leliana: You are a master indeed, Zevran. You win the bet fair and square.
Zevran: Much obliged, madame.
Morrigan: I hate you all.
(with Oghren)
Oghren: Hmph. Fine. So I owe you a flagon. Bastard.
Zevran: Much obliged, ser.
Morrigan: I hate you all
Morrigan: You seem so deep in thought, my dear Sten. Thinking of me, perhaps? The two of us, together at last?
Sten: Yes.
Morrigan: I... what did you say?
Sten: You will need armor, I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth?
Morrigan: How strong are my teeth?
Sten: Qunari teeth can bite through leather, wood, even metal given time. Which reminds me, I may try to nuzzle.
Morrigan: Nuzzle?
Sten: If that happens, you'll need an iron pry bar. Heat it in a fire, first, or it may not get my attention.
Morrigan: Perhaps it would be better if we did not proceed.
Sten: Are you certain? If it will satisfy your curiosity...
Morrigan: Yes. Yes, I think it is best.
Yes i might be a Morrigan fanboi, but i genuily belive that these lines are THE best in the entire game, i lol'd so hard at these.
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Morrigan: You seem so deep in thought, my dear Sten. Thinking of me, perhaps? The two of us, together at last?
Sten: Yes.
Morrigan: I... what did you say?
Sten: You will need armor, I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth?
Morrigan: How strong are my teeth?
Sten: Qunari teeth can bite through leather, wood, even metal given time. Which reminds me, I may try to nuzzle.
Morrigan: Nuzzle?
Sten: If that happens, you'll need an iron pry bar. Heat it in a fire, first, or it may not get my attention.
Morrigan: Perhaps it would be better if we did not proceed.
Sten: Are you certain? If it will satisfy your curiosity...
Morrigan: Yes. Yes, I think it is best.
THIS
The entire sequence of conversations between Sten and Morrigan leading up to this are easily the funniest dialogue in the game IMO. She starts out trying to make him sexually uncomfortable and bythe end of it all she's the one freaked out. Only Sten truly scares Morrigan.
The fact that he tells her the "Qunari Act" is deadly, she replies, "now I am curious," and he says, "you would be less animated when we were finished."
Oh the hilarity.
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Zevran: So, err... is it Lord Loghain?
Loghain: I am no longer a teyrn, nor even a knight. Address me without a title, as you would any other Grey Warden.
Zevran: So just Loghain, then.
Loghain: Correct. What's on your mind?
Zevran: You know who I am, yes? I was one of the Crows you hired to kill the Grey Wardens.
Loghain: I thought you looked familiar.
Zevran: Well, I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain.
Loghain: You don't say.
Zevran: I'm terribly broken up over it.
Loghain: Hmm. Well thank you kindly for informing me.
Too bad I usually kill Loghain before getting this
Loghain: I am no longer a teyrn, nor even a knight. Address me without a title, as you would any other Grey Warden.
Zevran: So just Loghain, then.
Loghain: Correct. What's on your mind?
Zevran: You know who I am, yes? I was one of the Crows you hired to kill the Grey Wardens.
Loghain: I thought you looked familiar.
Zevran: Well, I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain.
Loghain: You don't say.
Zevran: I'm terribly broken up over it.
Loghain: Hmm. Well thank you kindly for informing me.
Too bad I usually kill Loghain before getting this
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Posté 17 mai 2010 - 12:03
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I've got a better one now!
Sten: Interesting strategy. Tell me: Do you intend to keep going north until it becomes south, and attack the archdemon from the rear?
Warden: It’ll never see this coming.
Sten: Interesting strategy. Tell me: Do you intend to keep going north until it becomes south, and attack the archdemon from the rear?
Warden: It’ll never see this coming.
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Posté 17 mai 2010 - 12:05
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The first time I removed Shale from my party and heard her exclaim "Pigeon crap!" I giggled for a good five minutes. Still gets a giggle out of me once in a while.
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Posté 17 mai 2010 - 12:07
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sylvanaerie wrote...
Elastic Otter wrote...
Schleets.
It gets me every time.
Huh?
It's an Oghren/Awakening quote
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Posté 17 mai 2010 - 12:31
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Awakening quotes then this:
Velanna: Why do your people revere the stone so much?
Oghren: It's because we come from the stone. When we come out of our mothers, we're small round rocks. Pink streaked rocks are girls, and gray ones are boys. The rocks must be dipped in lava for a few moments each day to keep warm. Every year, a few unlucky parents drop the rock into the lava and can't get it out. Very sad. But do it right, and in a few weeks, the rock cracks open, revealing a bouncing dwarven baby.
Velanna: Like...an egg? That can't be right.
Oghren: Are you questioning dwarven nature and tradition? I'm insulted. (grunts)
following with this:
Velanna: Sigrun, is it true that dwarves are born as rocks?
Sigrun: "Born as rocks?"
Velanna: I knew it! That slimy, foul-breathed toadstool! "Pink rocks are girls, gray ones are boys." Ugh, and I almost believed him!
Sigrun: Who? Oghren? You believed Oghren?
Velanna: Why do your people revere the stone so much?
Oghren: It's because we come from the stone. When we come out of our mothers, we're small round rocks. Pink streaked rocks are girls, and gray ones are boys. The rocks must be dipped in lava for a few moments each day to keep warm. Every year, a few unlucky parents drop the rock into the lava and can't get it out. Very sad. But do it right, and in a few weeks, the rock cracks open, revealing a bouncing dwarven baby.
Velanna: Like...an egg? That can't be right.
Oghren: Are you questioning dwarven nature and tradition? I'm insulted. (grunts)
following with this:
Velanna: Sigrun, is it true that dwarves are born as rocks?
Sigrun: "Born as rocks?"
Velanna: I knew it! That slimy, foul-breathed toadstool! "Pink rocks are girls, gray ones are boys." Ugh, and I almost believed him!
Sigrun: Who? Oghren? You believed Oghren?
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Posté 17 mai 2010 - 12:34
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Lol, that's hilarious! Velanna's presence in that game is officially justified.
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Posté 17 mai 2010 - 12:39
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a lot of the ingame convos in Awakening were awesome my next favorite being this:Sarah1281 wrote...
Lol, that's hilarious! Velanna's presence in that game is officially justified.
Anders: Is there some great ceremony when someone joins
the Legion of the Dead?
Sigrun: It's called a funeral.
Anders: Right, but is it boring and somber like a
regular funeral? I mean, you're not burying anyone...
Sigrun: This is true. Dwarven funerals involve a great
deal of ale and singing. Then there is an orgy.
Anders: What? You're kidding!
Sigrun: Of course I'm kidding.
and this:
Sigrun: Can you set that bush on fire?
Anders: Probably, but why would I want to?
Sigrun: Could you freeze it?
Anders: Why do you want me to kill the bush?
Sigrun: Because it's there! It's an evil bush! Do it!
Anders: Magic isn't for your amusement! Why don't I just
do a little dance? Anders' Spicy Shimmy?
Sigrun: Oh, eww. I'll pass.
Sigrun and Anders have the best lines
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Posté 17 mai 2010 - 12:51
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More Velanna:
Velanna: Tell me about your people, dwarf.
Oghren: Well, elf, for starters, we do not like being called "dwarf."
Velanna: I apologize. Please tell me about your people, Oghren.
Oghren: I'll tell you one thing -- you bony human and elven types have nothing on our women.
Velanna: You think I'm bony?
Oghren: Yeah. Look at that rump. You call that a rump? A man needs some cushion.
Velanna: Tell me about your people, dwarf.
Oghren: Well, elf, for starters, we do not like being called "dwarf."
Velanna: I apologize. Please tell me about your people, Oghren.
Oghren: I'll tell you one thing -- you bony human and elven types have nothing on our women.
Velanna: You think I'm bony?
Oghren: Yeah. Look at that rump. You call that a rump? A man needs some cushion.
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Posté 17 mai 2010 - 01:26
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I love when Dog gives Morrigan some meat. The last line from Morrigan is "He's just being manipulative. I can tell, I do it too."
