ah my bad its been a while since ive heard it outloud.Zy-El wrote...
Lenimph wrote...
Morrigan: Stop staring at my chest so... it is most DISTURBING!
Actually, she says "breasts" not chest.
Still the funniest line in the game
Funniest line in the entire game........
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Posté 17 mai 2010 - 02:21
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Still the funniest line in the game
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Posté 17 mai 2010 - 09:13
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Zy-El wrote...
More Velanna:
Velanna: Tell me about your people, dwarf.
Oghren: Well, elf, for starters, we do not like being called "dwarf."
Velanna: I apologize. Please tell me about your people, Oghren.
Oghren: I'll tell you one thing -- you bony human and elven types have nothing on our women.
Velanna: You think I'm bony?
Oghren: Yeah. Look at that rump. You call that a rump? A man needs some cushion.
Damn right 
#53
Posté 17 mai 2010 - 11:05
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Probably been mentioned already, but another Sten one:
Alistair: "Don't you EVER talk? You know, make polite conversation?"
Sten: "You wish for me to remark on the weather before cutting off a man's head?"
Alistair: "Nevermind..."
It went something like that. Don't know why exactly, but that cracked me up.
Alistair: "Don't you EVER talk? You know, make polite conversation?"
Sten: "You wish for me to remark on the weather before cutting off a man's head?"
Alistair: "Nevermind..."
It went something like that. Don't know why exactly, but that cracked me up.
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Posté 17 mai 2010 - 01:15
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AwesomeEffect2 wrote...
When Alistair falls in battle he says something like "new strategy.....bite....ankles"
LOL!!!
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Posté 17 mai 2010 - 02:39
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"A wench Oren is a women who serves ale in a tavern.. or a women who drinks a lot of ale"
-Bryce Cousland
I will play the whole Origin to get that line. just so well delivered.
-Bryce Cousland
I will play the whole Origin to get that line. just so well delivered.
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Posté 17 mai 2010 - 02:41
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AwesomeEffect2 wrote...
nerdage wrote...
What got me about that conversation was Fergus telling Oren "You'll see a sword up close soon enough". Having already finished the origin before first hearing that line I just had to pause for a moment after hearing it.TheBlackBaron wrote...
It's not particularly funny on its own, but the first time I heard Oren's "Sword of Truthiness" line I think I laughed for about a minute straight. Totally did not expect a reference like that.
We don't know if he got killed by a sword. Maybe it was from a knife or something else, there are lots of ways to kill people.
Foreshadowing...its safe to assume that it was a sword that ended little Oren's life. Every time I hear that I just want to shove the Cousland sword into Howe again and again and again...
It could have been with a dagger or axe or hammer or magic
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Posté 17 mai 2010 - 03:16
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Hey WHAT are you doing here?-Guarf in CE origin
-Well um you see... oh sod it!-CE
<Throws Dagger into guards throat>
evil laugh ensues
-Well um you see... oh sod it!-CE
<Throws Dagger into guards throat>
evil laugh ensues
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Posté 17 mai 2010 - 04:15
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One of the funniest things in the game for me had no spoken words at all. It was in the Redcliff tavern after saving the town when you finagle a kiss from the Red Headed bar maid. It quickly cuts to a shot of some of the tavern patrons in mid drink all agape at you getting the kiss. The timing was brilliant and it was also unexpected, the expressions on their faces was priceless. I had to actually stop the game, load up a save and go through it another time or two.
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Posté 17 mai 2010 - 06:27
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Alistair: "Soldier's Peak. Looks like it's seen better days. Better centuries more like."
Morrigan: "Once the Wardens flourished, their ranks full, their calibre certain. Now they even accept people like you, Alistair."
Alistair: "Hey!"
Morrigan: "Once the Wardens flourished, their ranks full, their calibre certain. Now they even accept people like you, Alistair."
Alistair: "Hey!"
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Posté 18 mai 2010 - 07:17
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Will there be any from the Darkspawn chronicles 
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Posté 18 mai 2010 - 10:56
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Zy-El wrote...
Alistair after sleeping with PC: "... Morrigan will give me that look. You just know it. You should really kick her ass for me. I'd pay to see that fight."
Wow, I've never heard this one!
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Posté 19 mai 2010 - 12:03
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I love the "Pike Twirler" dialogue Oghren has with Wynne:
As far as that goes, my favorite line is "Hurr hurr hort" ~ By the Hurlock Vanguard...
What, did you really think they were capable of intelligent speach?
- Wynne: Why do you occasionally refer to Alistair as a
"little pike-twirler?" - Oghren: Why? Has the little pike-twirler taken offence?
- Wynne: It's just a curious description.
- Oghren: Curious? (Snorts) Bah, it's entirely true. What,
you haven't seen him twirling his pike? Goes at it when he thinks no
one's watching. Knocks about in the trees like there's no tomorrow.
Caught him just the other day. Blushed all the way down to his navel,
then couldn't find his shirt. I swear he's going to hurt himself one of
these days, the way he works that thing. - Wynne: I don't want to hear this anymore, do I?
- Oghren: I keep telling him, pikes are for sticking
things at long range, aye? Horses and such. Not for twirling like a
sissy-girl. - Wynne: Wait, you're talking about an actual pike? Like a
spear? - Oghren: Obviously. What else would I be talking about?
- Wynne: I can't imagine.
Lintanis wrote...
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As far as that goes, my favorite line is "Hurr hurr hort" ~ By the Hurlock Vanguard...
What, did you really think they were capable of intelligent speach?
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Posté 19 mai 2010 - 12:12
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Shale: Go on, give me an order.
PC: Alright, kill Alistair.
Alistair: Hey!
PC: Alright, kill Alistair.
Alistair: Hey!
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Posté 19 mai 2010 - 12:26
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After all, no one wants to hear "Willy toiled for many a year to perfect the curious mechanism that would send a sharpened spike up the arse of the unwary traveler."
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Posté 19 mai 2010 - 12:32
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"And people voluntarily attack you?! Are they just stupid?"
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Posté 19 mai 2010 - 01:10
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"The survival rate of ingrates is very bad...or so I'm told."
Its the delivery as much as the content...good old Zev ;-)
Its the delivery as much as the content...good old Zev ;-)
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Posté 19 mai 2010 - 03:08
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Warden: What if the archdemon appears?
Alistair: We soil our drawers, that's what.
Alistair: We soil our drawers, that's what.
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Posté 19 mai 2010 - 02:36
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PC: "You've been stuck in caramel pudding, I gather?"
Leliana: "Well, you know Orlesians and their curious entertainments. It's much nicer than mud"
Heard it on my last play-through, and here I thought I'd heard all of her dialogue.
Leliana: "Well, you know Orlesians and their curious entertainments. It's much nicer than mud"
Heard it on my last play-through, and here I thought I'd heard all of her dialogue.
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Posté 19 mai 2010 - 04:05
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"That's a funny place to store a pitchfork" - Anders, in Amaranthine
sure it isn't funniest line in DA, when looking at it out of context. I didn't understand what Anders was on about at first. Then i saw the big pitchfork stuck in a tree and I couldn't do anyhting but laugh and agree with Anders. I found it mostly funny because I can;t figure out why Bioware put that pitchfork there, except so Anders could make that comment. programmers are weird...
sure it isn't funniest line in DA, when looking at it out of context. I didn't understand what Anders was on about at first. Then i saw the big pitchfork stuck in a tree and I couldn't do anyhting but laugh and agree with Anders. I found it mostly funny because I can;t figure out why Bioware put that pitchfork there, except so Anders could make that comment. programmers are weird...
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Posté 19 mai 2010 - 04:51
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nerdage wrote...
PC: "You've been stuck in caramel pudding, I gather?"
Leliana: "Well, you know Orlesians and their curious entertainments. It's much nicer than mud"
Heard it on my last play-through, and here I thought I'd heard all of her dialogue.
Okay, I definitely have to select that dialogue option next time.......
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Posté 19 mai 2010 - 06:08
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[*][quote]Lintanis wrote...
Will there be any from the Darkspawn
chronicles[/quote]
As far as that goes, my favorite line is "Hurr hurr hort" ~ By the Hurlock Vanguard...
What, did you really think they were capable of intelligent speach?
[/quote][*] [*]
Ooops you need to understand sarcasm . Look bit silly else 
Will there be any from the Darkspawn
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[/quote]As far as that goes, my favorite line is "Hurr hurr hort" ~ By the Hurlock Vanguard...
What, did you really think they were capable of intelligent speach?
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Ooops you need to understand sarcasm . Look bit silly else
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VampireCommando wrote...
Morrigan: You seem so deep in thought, my dear Sten. Thinking of me, perhaps? The two of us, together at last?
Sten: Yes.
Morrigan: I... what did you say?
Sten: You will need armor, I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth?
Morrigan: How strong are my teeth?
Sten: Qunari teeth can bite through leather, wood, even metal given time. Which reminds me, I may try to nuzzle.
Morrigan: Nuzzle?
Sten: If that happens, you'll need an iron pry bar. Heat it in a fire, first, or it may not get my attention.
Morrigan: Perhaps it would be better if we did not proceed.
Sten: Are you certain? If it will satisfy your curiosity...
Morrigan: Yes. Yes, I think it is best.
THIS
The entire sequence of conversations between Sten and Morrigan leading up to this are easily the funniest dialogue in the game IMO. She starts out trying to make him sexually uncomfortable and bythe end of it all she's the one freaked out. Only Sten truly scares Morrigan.
The fact that he tells her the "Qunari Act" is deadly, she replies, "now I am curious," and he says, "you would be less animated when we were finished."
Oh the hilarity.
do you simply take these two out together and activate a talk to get this? I need to start using other characters... i'm always with my girls..
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Posté 20 mai 2010 - 12:01
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I liked the way Lilliana teased Sten about being a big softie, both when she caught him picking a flower, and when he was petting a kitten.
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Etnofoob wrote...
"That's a funny place to store a pitchfork" - Anders, in Amaranthine
sure it isn't funniest line in DA, when looking at it out of context. I didn't understand what Anders was on about at first. Then i saw the big pitchfork stuck in a tree and I couldn't do anyhting but laugh and agree with Anders. I found it mostly funny because I can;t figure out why Bioware put that pitchfork there, except so Anders could make that comment. programmers are weird...
The pitchfork is a quest item. I only played through Awakening once, so I forget the specifics. But I remember Anders making that comment too and thinking it was odd too. Then later on in the game I got a quest where I had to get that pitchfork and stick it somewhere.
I'm too lazy to look it up but I know it served a purpose because Anders made that comment and then two days later I got the quest and was like, "Aaaaa HA! Costanza!"
On a side note: In Origins I noticed the pitchfork on the floor while doing the quest with the blind templar in the Alienage. He's giving his speech about how we defeated the demon and I was thinking, "Um . . . you know that pitchfork just seems conveniently placed to . . . ZOMG THAT'S FUNNY YOU DID GET STABBED!"
