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Débuté par Nazomi , mai 16 2010 04:57

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Posté 20 mai 2010 - 12:19

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Nadia73 wrote...



do you simply take these two out together and activate a talk to get this? I need to start using other characters... i'm always with my girls..   :lol:


I am typically a male Cousland romancing Morrigan.  My party is usually me, Sten, Lelianna, and Morrigan.

It might have something to do with Morrigan actually being in love with the Warden as opposed to "adore".  It starts out as Sten asking Morrigan, "What are you doing?!"  "I'm not doing anything."  "With the Warden?!"  I forget Morrigan's reply.

In any case atsome point she starts making advances on Sten, to which he comments, "Don't you belong to the Warden?"  "I belong to no one.  Besides . . . he would not mind."  and it goes from there.

I just finished playing and Morrigan aked Sten if she should perform an act and he could tell her "hot, or cold" and his response was, "I'll save time . . . cold."  But pretty soon he changes his toon just to freak her out.

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Posté 20 mai 2010 - 12:23

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schalafi wrote...

I liked the way Lilliana teased Sten about being a big softie, both when she caught him picking a flower, and when he was petting a kitten.


Oh - that one gets better too.  After awhile Sten is like, "What are you looking at Lelianna?"  "You - you are so big and stoic - I never expected you to be such a softie."  "I am NOT a softie."

There's a fourth conversation too - I do not remember te specifics but Sten just begs Lelianna, "Please stop."

Sten is my favorite toon.  He's a hard guy to everyone, but to Morrigan he pervs her out and he just can't bring himself to be mean to Lelianna while she teases him.

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Posté 20 mai 2010 - 12:28

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Does anyone know where to find that conversation between the two mages at lake calenhad? Something about Thedas being the plaything of greater beings and the blight serving as their amusement?

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Posté 20 mai 2010 - 12:37

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bobobo878 wrote...

Does anyone know where to find that conversation between the two mages at lake calenhad? Something about Thedas being the plaything of greater beings and the blight serving as their amusement?


"Exactly. You, I, everything--all a dream."

"But whose dream? And for whose amusement?"

"Some being of cosmic power... sublime, enlightened beings."

"Cosmic power? What, you're serious? They thought of all this grit, all the war, they bloody thought of boils? I got a boil the size of your nose on my big toe, and some "beings" are enjoying this? Disturbed, sick bastards if you ask me."

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Posté 20 mai 2010 - 12:44

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hahaha thx

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Posté 20 mai 2010 - 01:00

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Ok, I dug up the full version:



-... isn't that the point? We Could all be figments of someone else's imagination.



-Just players in a play?



-Exactly. You, I everything -- all a dream.



-But whose dream? And for whose amusement?



-Some being of cosmic power.. sublime, enlightened beings.



-Cosmic power? What, you're serious?

They thought of all this grit, all the war, they bloody thought of boils?

I got a boil the size of your nose on my big toe, and some "beings" are enjoying this?

Disturbed, sick bastards if you ask me.



-Ahem, I still maintain they're... more enlightened than that.



-If I ever come across one of them, I'll give them a what for...





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Posté 20 mai 2010 - 05:16

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Duncan: "Good day. I understand congratulations are in order for your impending wedding."

PC: "Let's talk about your impending beating."

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Posté 20 mai 2010 - 08:17

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Leliana; 'It's a beautiful night, the stars are out'



PC; 'So?' Go help Alistair make supper.'



(Something like that) =P

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Posté 20 mai 2010 - 09:25

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Guard 1 to Guard 2

"Did you just fall off a cartload of stupid?"

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Posté 20 mai 2010 - 03:08

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Oghren, once when I tried to talk to him at camp:

"HeheHEHEhaha...ASSCHAPS! Hehehehe...hehe..."

:lol:

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Posté 20 mai 2010 - 03:51

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Shale: "Order me to do something."
PC: "Give Zevran a hug."
Zevran: "Now, now. I don't care much for foreign objects invading my personal space. Well... usually."
:P

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Posté 20 mai 2010 - 04:18

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Morrigan: Have a care where your eyes linger, Alistair.



Alistair: Yes, well don't worry. It's not what you think.



Morrigan: I see.



Alistair: I was looking at your nose.



Morrigan: And what is it about my nose that captivates you so?



Alistair: I was just thinking that it looks exactly like your mother's.



Morrigan: I hate you so much.



Alistair: What?



Morrigan: Never mind

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Posté 20 mai 2010 - 06:11

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The Prison break quest has some of the best lines in the game. My favourite of those is Zevran and Oghren while pretending to be circus artist and brothers.

Oghren: “Our act? Well the elf here juggles sword while I…”

Zevran: “He does traditional dwarven dance of death. He lights his pants on fire and everything. It’s quite the spectacle.”

Guard: “You can perform in the main hall on the condition that the dwarf keeps his pants on, that’s non-negotiable. *mumbles to himself* Why didn’t I take that post in Lothering.”

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Posté 20 mai 2010 - 08:31

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From the Notices of Death quest



Sten: "The man you love has died. It seems you could have chosen better."

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Posté 20 mai 2010 - 08:40

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marquiseondore wrote...

From the Notices of Death quest

Sten: "The man you love has died. It seems you could have chosen better."


Can't. Stop. Giggling.

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Posté 20 mai 2010 - 08:44

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After beating Logain at the land's meet you can say the very diplomatic "Hah! You lose!" :)

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Posté 21 mai 2010 - 12:42

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marquiseondore wrote...

From the Notices of Death quest

Sten: "The man you love has died. It seems you could have chosen better."


Gotta love Sten.  I've been trying to get him to "Would somebody handle this for me?"  Now I don't have to.  That's hysterical.

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Posté 21 mai 2010 - 01:24

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If we aren't leaving out Awakening, Anders is a gold mine.



"Oh, I know, I know. Most people enjoy being kicked in the head to be woken up each morning. Me, I'm just so picky"



Or in context of the scene "Uh..I didn't do it"



Lest not forget This place is a death trap! If I have to go into the bushes to answer natures call, you're coming with me!"

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Posté 21 mai 2010 - 04:21

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* Morrigan: The way you look at him so intently, so hungrily... one would think you have never seen a man before.
* Leliana: Where I look is not your concern.
* Morrigan: True enough. There is no way I can deny you this... but why would he choose you, when he could have me?
* Leliana: You're confident, for a woman raised in a swamp, far from anything remotely resembling civilization.
* Morrigan: And maybe that is my appeal? A woman like you, why, he could find in any city in Thedas. You think you are cultured? Worldly?
* Morrigan: Powdered, perfumed, you ooze elegance, but what man wants a woman who lies limp beneath him, frozen in place by the thought that she might ruin her hair?
* Leliana: So you're saying you're wild and uninhibited? I suppose he must like your shrieking, you sound like a genlock being murdered--a sweet, sweet sound to a Grey Warden.
* Leliana: You should try a little harder next time he takes you. I don't think they heard you in the Anderfels.
* Morrigan: Tsk, tsk, Leliana. Watch your jealousy, or you'll give yourself wrinkles.
* Leliana: Get away from me, or I shall have to take drastic measures.
* Morrigan: Resorting to violence. And here I thought you were civilized.

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Posté 21 mai 2010 - 04:26

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Trintrin86 wrote...

One word..."Asschabs"



I was smiling while reading some of these posts but I literally laughed out loud when I read this. Oghren... I love you ol' buddy. Sniff....

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Posté 21 mai 2010 - 06:41

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Anders on entering the marsh:



"I'm scared. Hold me."



Cracks me up EVERY TIME.

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Posté 21 mai 2010 - 09:06

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When your party enters the fade in the marsh.



Oghren: Wait, you mean my body is just laying there on the ground helpless? Someone could outrage my modesty!

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Posté 21 mai 2010 - 09:24

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Soltan Heatwave wrote...

I think the funniest line is yours, when you play a human noble, when Logain and company come to Arl Eamon's estate. You can say to Howe, after he speaks, "Ohhh, look the Regeant has a talking ass."




Wait when can you say that, I've played this multiple times n never seen that option???

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Posté 21 mai 2010 - 09:36

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Beerfish wrote...

One of the funniest things in the game for me had no spoken words at all. It was in the Redcliff tavern after saving the town when you finagle a kiss from the Red Headed bar maid. It quickly cuts to a shot of some of the tavern patrons in mid drink all agape at you getting the kiss. The timing was brilliant and it was also unexpected, the expressions on their faces was priceless. I had to actually stop the game, load up a save and go through it another time or two.


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Posté 21 mai 2010 - 10:42

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another choice when you tell the women their husbands died:

Morrigan: "Your man is dead. Get over it" lol
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