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[sassperella]

Miri1984 wrote...

Anders on entering the marsh:

"I'm scared. Hold me."

Cracks me up EVERY TIME.

LOL yeah that one makes me laugh too.

[Morthrax Kildara]

From the codex-entry 'A Very Chewed and Moist Book':



"Day 42: I begin to suspect that we are being manipulated, as if by some unseen hand far above us. Always, I heard the sound of clicking. Click-click. Click-click. "

[sonsonthebia07]

Anders: "Have I ever told you that I find tattoos on women incredibly attractive?"

Velanna: "Have I ever told you that I find most humans physically and morally repulsive?"

Anders: "Good to know!"


One of my favorites from Awakening. I like the short "zingers". 

Beerfish wrote...

One of the funniest things in the game for me had no spoken words at all. It was in the Redcliff tavern after saving the town when you finagle a kiss from the Red Headed bar maid. It quickly cuts to a shot of some of the tavern patrons in mid drink all agape at you getting the kiss. The timing was brilliant and it was also unexpected, the expressions on their faces was priceless. I had to actually stop the game, load up a save and go through it another time or two.

You can kiss her twice through dialogue there for the same reaction twice, as well as a double negative hit from Morrigan and Leliana. I think Leliana dropped 20 in disposition. Alistair went up by like 1. I thought that was hilarious.

[Elastic Otter]

Awakenings
The Warden warns that there are risks to becoming a warden...

Oghren: I ****** on risk.
Anders: I'm sure risk appreciates it.

Modifié par Elastic Otter, 24 mai 2010 - 03:29 .

[ZeRux]

I love Anders vs Oghren talks



Anders: I thought that a wild monster attacked you. But it was just your beard.

[Darth Drago]

Not sure if this is in the list, probably so though…

In Denerim
Sergeant Kylon: And people actually voluntarily attack you? Are they just stupid?

This is something that fits in all to well for both the Warden and Commander Shepard from Mass Effect.

[swk3000]

Anders: So you're a Howe.



Nathaniel: You have a problem with the Howes?



Anders: Oh, no. I like the Howes. I also like the Whos, the Whys, and the Whats.



Nathaniel: Very clever.



Anders: It's shameful how long it took me to come up with that.



I also like his line when you first meet him:



I didn't do it.



As a burning Hurlock falls to the floor dead.

[thesuperdarkone]

[Emerald Melios]

I recently played around with Dwarf Commoner Origin. I got this gem from Leske:



"Could everyone who isn't about to die please turn around for a moment? This may be unpleasant. Thank you."

[thesuperdarkone]

"I'm afraid hes suffering a bad case of dead" dwarf commoner origin

[Alanosborn1991]

www.youtube.com/watch

^ Watch ^  You will die laughing

[Darrian76]

"Uhhh..... no. We will not leave the fate of all of Ferelden to your dog."



-Arl Eamon says this if you choose your mabari as your champion to fight Loghain at the end of Origins.

[keesio74]

Oghren: So what'cha doin'?

Female Guard: What does it look like I'm doing?

Oghren: Nuthin'... unless being "hot" counts...



...or something like that. Kills me every time.

[Emerald Melios]

Alanosborn1991 wrote...

www.youtube.com/watch

^ Watch ^  You will die laughing

Ah yes, that was brilliant. Especially the ones with Alistair.

Modifié par Emerald Melios, 25 mai 2010 - 08:52 .

[Sleepy Mind]

Warden's Keep



Oghren: ~farts* Sorry, I had to let that one go. Didn't want to be holding that in during the battle. One belly hit and it'd all be over.



Avernus stares



Avernus: Couldn't you not find anyone more suitable?! The Wardens' standards have fallen since my time!



*it went something like that. it's been while since i took him to wardens keep.

[Emerald Melios]

"Lord Bhelen is a... bad, bad man! Yes! Very bad!"

[Elhanan]

paraphrase:Warden to greedy merchant: "Is your profiteering causing a disturbance?"



Merchant: "er... you could say that!"



Alistair: "The nerve of some people!"

[Giggles_Manically]

Connor: You're all right aren't you Uncle?

Teagen: MARMALADE!



Got Chochlate Milk on a my clean shirt but it was worth it.

[Dawnielle]

I love these! I like when Wynne talks with Alistair about where babies come from.

Its SO funny! I think he calls her something but I don't remember what.

[Emerald Melios]

Shale: "I would appreciate it if it didn't spread around that I said anything. Humans might start to get the wrong idea. They might start thinking their race is not completely hopeless."

[Lintanis]

Anders: You don't actually think your jokes are funny, do you?



Oghren: Could have sworn that fly was buzzing again.



Anders: "HAR! Let me tell you about my life in one word!" (Belches)



Oghren: "Oh no! Don't take me back to the tower! I'm far, far too delicate!"





Anders: "I'm not only a dwarf, I'm a moron! Listen to me fart!"



Oghren: "Oh no, big templar man! What are you going to do with that sword?"



Anders: Eww.



Oghren: Don't play with fire unless you want to get burned, son.

[Eshaye]

TheBlackBaron wrote...

It's not particularly funny on its own, but the first time I heard Oren's "Sword of Truthiness" line I think I laughed for about a minute straight. Totally did not expect a reference like that.

Oh for pete's sakes, I just thought he was being cute I totally missed the reference!!!  /smacks self. 

[PunkNouveau13]

Dawnielle wrote...

I love these! I like when Wynne talks with Alistair about where babies come from.
Its SO funny! I think he calls her something but I don't remember what.

• Wynne: Alistair, may I have a
  word?

• Alistair: Of course, anything for my favouritest mage
  ever. ("second favorite mage" if warden is a mage)
• Wynne: It seems you and our fearless leader are
  inseparable these days. Joined at the hip, almost.
• Alistair: That's a bit of an overstatement, don't you
  think?
• Wynne: Well then, now that you're in an intimate
  relationship, you should learn about where babies really come from.
• Alistair: Pardon?
• Wynne: I know the Chantry says you dream about your
  babies and the good Fade spirits take them out of the Fade and leave
  them in your arms...but that's not true. Actually what happens is that
  when a girl and a boy really love each other --
• Alistair: Andraste's flaming sword! I know where babies
  come from!
• Wynne: Do you? Do you really?
• Alistair: I certainly hope so.
• Wynne: Oh, all right then. Aww, look, you're all red and
  mottled. How cute.
• Alistair: You did that on purpose!
• Wynne: Now, now Alistair, why would I do such a thing?
• Alistair: Because you're wicked. That frail old lady
  act? I'm so not fooled. I'm on to you now.

[Lilunebrium]

I'm not entirely sure how the conversation actually went, but it was along the lines of:

Wynne: Shale, why do you keep refering to me as "the elder mage"?
Shale: Obviously because it is purple. And a hyena.

Had me laughing for quite a while.

Modifié par Lilunebrium, 27 mai 2010 - 03:28 .