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[Nuclear]

"Noooobody tells him what to do! NOOBODY. HAHAHAHA!!"

[Frank the Running Bugzepel]

The Warden: 'Aren't Queen's suppose to be female?'

Alistair to Dog: 'You... you want to play? But I'm talking. Why doesn't
anyone want to hear me talk?'

Modifié par Lady light doorbell, 28 mai 2010 - 02:58 .

[TheSpaceKraken]

"You swishy nug licker!"

[Faldaith]

After completing Jarvia's Hideout



Janar: You break my wall!!

PC: Yeah, you should fix that

[Dileos]

"haaa...haha..ha....ASS CHAPS!!!!"



Pretty much anything Oghren or Shale says.

[Nerdage]

Got a new favorite:

Isolde: This... This is a woman, Connor. just as I am...
Connor: You lie! This woman is nothing at all like you! Why, just look at her. Half your age and pretty, too. I'm surprised you don't order her executed in a fit of jealousy!

It's complimentary, it's anti-Isolde, what more do you need?

Modifié par nerdage, 30 mai 2010 - 09:29 .

[Elhanan]

Alistair after regaining Mother's locket:" ...so used to people not listening when I speak."

Warden: "Sorry; were you saying something?"

Alistair: "Ho! Ho! You see this gesture I am making now?!"

I must use this one every time....

Modifié par Elhanan, 28 mai 2010 - 01:02 .

[Shadvox]

SPOILER WARNING


A new dialogue I just stumbled on yesterday by bringing Shale while speaking to Athras in the Dalish camp. (Do not have it exact to post.) During the back and forth Shale asks what Athras thinks the results would be if he found his now transformed into werewolf wife, along the lines of will everything be fine and all lovey-dovey once they are reunited? Athras admits with odd face he hasn’t given that part much thought. But the part that really gets me is the pure, smiling GLEE in Shale’s voice when she says “Most likely she’ll just eat you.” The resulting looks on the elf husband’s totally WTF? devastated face just had me shrieking peals, as well as going “OMGs, Shale, I can’t believe you just said that!” Was one of the few times I’ve talked back at the screen without thought. Priceless.

Modifié par Shadvox, 28 mai 2010 - 03:23 .

[Giggles_Manically]

nerdage wrote...

PC: "You've been stuck in caramel pudding, I gather?"
Leliana: "Well, you know Orlesians and their curious entertainments. It's much nicer than mud"

Heard it on my last play-through, and here I thought I'd heard all of her dialogue.

Where does this come up? Really I have never seen it!

[EivindTheChef]

Sten: "I like swords, and killing things."

Warden: "You like swords? I do too"

Sten: "I knew there was a reason I am still following you.



props to dragonage wikia!

[Nuclear]

Zevran: "The sympathy I see in thee / it whispers songs to me / songs of hot breath upon my neck / songs of soft sighs by my head / songs of nails upon my back / songs of thee come to my bed.

Leading to something like...

Warden: But you still killed her.
Zevran: Well, yes, but after we made love. What do you think I am, some kind of monster?

I broke into laughter at those two.

Giggles_Manically wrote...

nerdage wrote...

PC: "You've been stuck in caramel pudding, I gather?"
Leliana: "Well, you know Orlesians and their curious entertainments. It's much nicer than mud"

Heard it on my last play-through, and here I thought I'd heard all of her dialogue.

Where does this come up? Really I have never seen it!

After you've dealt with Marjolaine and Leliana invites you to her tent. Say something about the Maker being a divine matchmaker or you being a gift from the Maker. Then say the next option 'Love?' She'll talk about love and then you get the line 'You've been stuck in caramel pudding, I gather?"

Modifié par -ßeta-, 30 mai 2010 - 06:53 .

[Nerdage]

-ßeta- wrote...

Giggles_Manically wrote...

nerdage wrote...

PC: "You've been stuck in caramel pudding, I gather?"
Leliana: "Well, you know Orlesians and their curious entertainments. It's much nicer than mud"

Heard it on my last play-through, and here I thought I'd heard all of her dialogue.

Where does this come up? Really I have never seen it!

After you've dealt with Marjolaine and Leliana invites you to her tent. Say something about the Maker being a divine matchmaker or you being a gift from the Maker. Then say the next option 'Love?' She'll talk about love and then you get the line 'You've been stuck in caramel pudding, I gather?"

Possibly the strangest turn I've ever seen a conversation take in such a short amount of time, came as quite an entertaining surprise.

[Gecon]

"Next !"

My Mage MC after killing a lonely opponent mage with a single Mana Clash.

It was SO funny.

[Emerald Melios]

nerdage wrote...

-ßeta- wrote...

Giggles_Manically
wrote...

nerdage wrote...

PC: "You've been stuck
in caramel pudding, I gather?"
Leliana: "Well, you know Orlesians and
their curious entertainments. It's much nicer than mud"

Heard it
on my last play-through, and here I thought I'd heard all of her
dialogue.

Where does this come up? Really I have never
seen it!

After you've dealt with Marjolaine and Leliana
invites you to her tent. Say something about the Maker being a divine
matchmaker or you being a gift from the Maker. Then say the next option
'Love?' She'll talk about love and then you get the line 'You've been
stuck in caramel pudding, I gather?"

Possibly the strangest turn
I've ever seen a conversation take in such a short amount of time, came
as quite an entertaining surprise.

It's par for the
course with Leliana.

Modifié par Emerald Melios, 31 mai 2010 - 02:51 .

[Jaexiir]

when Alistair asks Morrigan what's with her and the PC and he says something about her sucking him dry, then she responds with, "If I ever desire to suck on something of yours you will be the first to know." and he's like, "that's sooooo not what I meant"

[Shadedclan]

Oghren: "By the ****** of my ancestors!"

[Elhanan]

Lily: Softee! *giggles*

Sten: I hate Humans....

[JediHealerCosmin]

Everything Shale says. Also... this:

Carrol: You, you're not looking to get across to the tower are you? Cause I have strict orders not to let anyone pass.
PC: I'm a Grey Warden.
Carrol: Oh, you're a Grey Warden, are you. Prove it!
PC: I have this documents...
Carroll: Yes, ah a Grey Warden seal. Aha! So you are claiming to be one of those. You know I have some documents to, they say I'm the Queen of Antiva, what do you think of that?
PC: Aren't queens female?
Carrol: Don't question royalty! Anyway it was nice chatting with you, now on your way, right now, go!
PC: Can't I convince you to let me pass?
Carrol: Hmmm... I don't know. You I am feeding a little peckish though.
PC:

Sten: Parshaara, here, munch on these if you like.
Carrol: Oooh, cookies!
Sten: I am content to part with them if it saves us from this fool.
PC: Where did you get those?
Sten: There was a child, a fat slovenly thing in the last village we passed. I relieved him of these confections. He didn't need more.
PC: You stole cookies from a child?
Sten: For his own good... 

Modifié par JediHealerCosmin, 05 juin 2010 - 03:49 .

[shoulderfish]

During the Human Noble origin -- I only really got the humor the second time through.

Oren: Will you teach me how to use a sward, Aaauuuntie?

Fergus: That's sword, Oren. And don't worry, you'll see a real blade soon enough, I promise.



Gave me the, THAT'SSOFUNNYBUTCRUUEEEL reaction.

[Chanegade]

"my bruises form a pretty pattern!" Leliana

[Giggles_Manically]

While getting into a threesome with Leliana, Isabella, and a femPC:

Ogher: Stone, so.. hot in here. I ur.. <passess out>

[IoneWanderer101]

 OOh cookie!

[blademaster7]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

While getting into a threesome with Leliana, Isabella, and a femPC:
Ogher: Stone, so.. hot in here. I ur..

The correct quote is:

"(Grunts)... T-too much to handle... Stone...! *passes out*"

The reactions of Alistair and Morrigan are also hilarious.

Modifié par blademaster7, 05 juin 2010 - 06:56 .