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[Cenwyn]

Shale says something along these lines "Do try not to get swallowed up whole. If the archdemon were to fly by irony dictates that the poop would land on me. I couldn't take it."



Oghren to Alistair about us having sex "So uh what do you do with her legs?"



Alistair with naughty grin on his face "Have you ever licked a lamp post in winter?"

[facialstrokage]

So who do you think would win in a fight: Andraste or the Archdemon?



Archdemon, he's a dragon.



Yes, but Andraste could just call on the power of the Maker.



What? That's cheating. You're not calling Andraste a cheater, are you?



She cheated on her husband didn't she?



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[Giggles_Manically]

facialstrokage wrote...

So who do you think would win in a fight: Andraste or the Archdemon?

Archdemon, he's a dragon.

Yes, but Andraste could just call on the power of the Maker.

What? That's cheating. You're not calling Andraste a cheater, are you?

She cheated on her husband didn't she?

...

Where in the game is tha?

[ejoslin]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

facialstrokage wrote...

So who do you think would win in a fight: Andraste or the Archdemon?

Archdemon, he's a dragon.

Yes, but Andraste could just call on the power of the Maker.

What? That's cheating. You're not calling Andraste a cheater, are you?

She cheated on her husband didn't she?

...

Where in the game is tha?

If I had to guess (but I don't know), it's the two guys talking behind the fence at Lake Calenhad.

[adneate]

ejoslin wrote...

Giggles_Manically wrote...

facialstrokage wrote...

So who do you think would win in a fight: Andraste or the Archdemon?

Archdemon, he's a dragon.

Yes, but Andraste could just call on the power of the Maker.

What? That's cheating. You're not calling Andraste a cheater, are you?

She cheated on her husband didn't she?

...

Where in the game is tha?

If I had to guess (but I don't know), it's the two guys talking behind the fence at Lake Calenhad.

It's the two drunks in the tavern in the Awakening expansion.

[Jacks Smirking Revenge]

"I am tired of ruling in a husband's name. If I marry
again, it will not be to become a figurehead. If being a consort is not
enough, then marry Alistair. Perhaps he will bend over more gracefully
than I would." - Queen Anora

[Lintanis]

Jacks Smirking Revenge wrote...

"I am tired of ruling in a husband's name. If I marry
again, it will not be to become a figurehead. If being a consort is not
enough, then marry Alistair. Perhaps he will bend over more gracefully
than I would." - Queen Anora

I bet Anora can bend over gracefully just fine :devil:

[Giggles_Manically]

Lintanis wrote...

Jacks Smirking Revenge wrote...

"I am tired of ruling in a husband's name. If I marry
again, it will not be to become a figurehead. If being a consort is not
enough, then marry Alistair. Perhaps he will bend over more gracefully
than I would." - Queen Anora

I bet Anora can bend over gracefully just fine :devil:

[blademaster7]

Jacks Smirking Revenge wrote...

"I am tired of ruling in a husband's name. If I marry
again, it will not be to become a figurehead. If being a consort is not
enough, then marry Alistair. Perhaps he will bend over more gracefully
than I would." - Queen Anora

PC: You'd look better in a wedding dress.

Anora: Of that I have no doubt. If only it didn't chafe so.