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[LordMandalore]

Tali'Zorah vas Normandy
Chief Engineer of the Normandy SR2
Electronic and Technological Prodigy, Helped Stop the Reapers



Isaac Clarke
CEC Systems Engineer
Survived USG Ishimura Incident, Stopped Necromorph Infection

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To find out, our world-class experts and basement-dwelling recluses are testing the future's most amazing weapons. Using Excel Spreadsheets, we'll see what happens when the two warriors go toe to toe. With the facts being sent to you by Lord Mandalore, using his state of the art Windows Desktop.

No rules, no safety, no mercy. It's a duel to the death to find out who is...



THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!

Modifié par LordMandalore, 19 mai 2010 - 12:02 .

[Sand King]

Isaac Clarke

[LordMandalore]

Welcome to the broadcast.

Here we've assembled a team of trolls, drunks, science majors with 2.5 GPAs, and elite video game veterans. Along with the devastating tools of the trade. All to bring a simulated contest between two of the greatest sci-fi engineers in history. A battle where brains have the advantage over brawn.



Tali'Zorah vas Normandy
A prodigy among her people and the engineering and systems expert on Shepard's team. She has spent her entire life using electronics and tech systems. She is also skilled in tech combat, along with shotguns. Her support abilities can turn the tide in many battles.

VERSUS



Isaac Clarke
Systems Engineer for the CEC. He boared the Ishimura and succesfully survived against hordes of an infectious undead race of xenos called Necromorphs. He managed to kill hundreds without any military training, and uses improvised mining weaponry to achieve his objectives.

Super gamer and karate yellow-belt in the third grade, Jeff De Malin wires high-tech sensors to the controllers to collect valuable data.


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"This is gonna be interesting. We've got two individuals, who were both trained to be engineers, but they both end up as combatants by surprise. They're both geniuses, and they have some of the most high-tech gear around. Tali has military grade weapons, but Isaac only has a few compared to his other weapons, which are improvised. This is going to be really close."

Modifié par LordMandalore, 19 mai 2010 - 12:19 .

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

i'm sorry tali....but i think isaac is more deadlier. Her shawtgun might have the advantage though.

[danteshepard]

Oh this is gonna be good.

[SirEmilCrane]

Damping, Overload, Drone, tech mines



Issac doesn't even have shields

[Jack Package]

Oh I loved Clarke's stomping ability.

[DreadvasNormandy]

Are we going to get many examples of Dr. Armand Dorian stating "Yeah this will definitely kill you" as a particle beam rips through a ballistics gel torso.

[Onyx Jaguar]

Sand King wrote...

Isaac Clarke

[gkillerrin]

Sorry Tali

[Shazzammer2]

I c where this is going.

[GothamLord]

Go for the optics, Chiktikka! Go for the optics!"

[SirEmilCrane]

DreadvasNormandy wrote...

Are we going to get many examples of Dr. Armand Dorian stating "Yeah this will definitely kill you" as a particle beam rips through a ballistics gel torso.

Scottish Claymore lops off three heads

"Yes, this will cause death."
Really? No sh*t

[SirEmilCrane]

gkillerrin wrote...

Sorry Tali

Don't count her out, Issac wars armour, with electricity, a Mass Effect tech expert can mess someone up in a suit of powered armour

[Andaius20]

Issac doesn't have a chance, Tali has a shotgun that can shot unlimited ammo, Unlimited Drones, sabotage that will disable Issac's weapons,Shields and can hack any software he might be wearing.oh yeah and also her suit heals her wounds to full after several minutes so if he doesn't kill her right away she'll be full shields and health in no time.

Modifié par Andaius20, 19 mai 2010 - 12:25 .

[LordMandalore]

The fight between the Lone Wanderer and Commander Shepard could be viewed as very close, but this brings on a whole new meaning to the phrase.

Tali'Zorah and Isaac Clarke are both similar, but galaxies apart. Both are engineers in a futuristic universe, where they have been forced to engage in warfare. Isaac hails from a universe where humans are utterly alone, only coming across dead and unihabitable worlds in the galaxy. This may be because they were wiped out by an earlier race, which unleased the necromorphs across the universe. Tali comes from a brighter universe, where humans and aliens live in relative harmony, and are awaiting a reaper attack.



"For my pregame prediction, I'll go with the Tali. For one, she's a quarian. Two, she has actual weapons. And three, Shepard probably won't appreciate Isaac shooting at her."

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"I'm going to have to go with Isaac here. After all, he killed thousands of zombies on a space ship with no training, only using what materials he could find. He's got survival instinct, that and the fact that he has a flamethrower."

[SirEmilCrane]

Issac's limbs come off too easily as well

[Jack Package]

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Issac's limbs come off too easily as well

Well there are these creeping head thingies that try to replace your head on your body for example

[SilverRose208]

But didn't Tali get ripped to shreds by dogmeat? Just sayin'...

[LordMandalore]

In basic sidearms, Isaac uses...
THE PLASMA CUTTER!



The Plasma Cutter delivers a superheated ionized gas that forms a powerful cutting charge of 30 kilovolts per centimeter when fired. It is capable of fired vertically (primary firing mode) and horizontally (secondary firing mode). The Plasma Cutter is very accurate as it utilises three blue laser reticules as its firing indicator. The Plasma Cutter utilises Plasma Energy as its ammunition which is capable of cutting down hard, raw minerals in mining operations. It is also the perfect tool of dismembering limbs due to its accuracy.



Like our last fight, the team will be testing the weapons on Conrad, as he is as close as it gets to an actual human. They should get pretty realistic damage to the flesh and bone. 

Modifié par LordMandalore, 19 mai 2010 - 12:33 .

[GothamLord]

Keep Tali at range to use her abilities she'll win this 100% of the time. Close range with Issac's improvised weapons he may be able to bring it closer to 50/50 if not a little more in his favor.

[SirEmilCrane]

SilverRose208 wrote...

But didn't Tali get ripped to shreds by dogmeat? Just sayin'...

Never understood that, a dog cannot beat an armoured person with a shotgun

[LordMandalore]

After Conrad's head is severed in two shots, the team turns to analyzing Tali's weapon.
THE M-6 CARNIFEX!



The Carnifex is a highly accurate and lethal sidearm. The Carnifex is a favored sidearm of mercenary leaders and mercenary tech specialists. An expensive but powerful weapon. It is a high-charge, high recoil weapon, and can be compared to a modern day magnum in its scale in weaponry. It has over 15.000 PSI of stopping power, enough to stop a charging krogan.

[BigKahuna25]

well i never played deadspace, but tali is formiddable. got garrus to back down with a simple "i have a shotgun"

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