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#51
Kikaimegami

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Lizardviking wrote...

I'm suprised that there are no more female players showing their support for Legion-love in ME3!

It's just me. I'm the crazy one.

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If TIM is watching Shepard shower... and he has access to the Normandy's systems... can he flush your toilet on you for his amusement?

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Legion can really share the love. With bilions upon bilions of his fellow geth. Imagine that love spreading among geth like a virus, and soon femshep will have an entire civilization of sentient programs sending her virtual flowers and 01001010101 poems.

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Panda Warlock wrote...

Legion can really share the love. With bilions upon bilions of his fellow geth. Imagine that love spreading among geth like a virus, and soon femshep will have an entire civilization of sentient programs sending her virtual flowers and 01001010101 poems.

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Panda Warlock wrote...

Legion can really share the love. With bilions upon bilions of his fellow geth. Imagine that love spreading among geth like a virus, and soon femshep will have an entire civilization of sentient programs sending her virtual flowers and 01001010101 poems.

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Kikaimegami wrote...

Panda Warlock wrote...

Legion can really share the love. With bilions upon bilions of his fellow geth. Imagine that love spreading among geth like a virus, and soon femshep will have an entire civilization of sentient programs sending her virtual flowers and 01001010101 poems.

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Hiliarious.

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No. She had Mordin sweep the bathroom for bugs. If she found out that TIM was watching her in the shower, she would probably find out what Eclipse's rates are.

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she should have Mordin or tali sweep her bathroom for surveillance bugs. i bet his the one flushing the toilet and screwing up the hot water when shepard showers!



but Shepard does enjoy an audience.... boo is always watching...boo is a reaper.

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My Shepard has greasly scuzzy hair even after the shower, so it may not matter. Of course, the water pressure in her shower is pretty lame.

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^ Posted Image (Youtube link)
it does explain Shepard's hair...

Modifié par tennyochan, 21 mai 2010 - 12:51 .


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Eh, femshep is no Zev Bellringer.


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My Femshep doesn't use the shower, she takes a dip in her private quarters' aquarian and swims around catching fish with her teeth and eating them. Thats how she rolls. She also plans on recruiting Blasto the Hanar Spectre and keeping him in the aquarium.

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Privateerkev wrote...


I think to re-rail this thread, we need to discuss Legion and FemShep in the shower...

*edit*

with TIM watching of course...


Why do we assume TIM likes to watch Femsheps ?

Modifié par jwalker, 21 mai 2010 - 02:14 .


#64
Kikaimegami

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jwalker wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...


I think to re-rail this thread, we need to discuss Legion and FemShep in the shower...

*edit*

with TIM watching of course...


Why do we assume TIM likes to watch Femsheps ?


Because he totally looks like a creeper.

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The only place that has no bugs or tapest hat feed to TIM is the engine room, reason why Miri and Shepard had sex there. Miri knows where all the bugs on the ship are and what characters took them down (Mordin and Tali)

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She only take sponge baths, knowing that TIM is watching. Showers only when ashore, rented.

Modifié par Lilitv, 21 mai 2010 - 02:26 .


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Kikaimegami wrote...

jwalker wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...


I think to re-rail this thread, we need to discuss Legion and FemShep in the shower...

*edit*

with TIM watching of course...


Why do we assume TIM likes to watch Femsheps ?


Because he totally looks like a creeper.


What I meant was why Femsheps and not Malesheps. Or both...

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I love this thread.

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Hehe, it seems to imply that a male Shepard should have no problem with TIM watching=)=)

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jwalker wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

jwalker wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...


I think to re-rail this thread, we need to discuss Legion and FemShep in the shower...

*edit*

with TIM watching of course...


Why do we assume TIM likes to watch Femsheps ?


Because he totally looks like a creeper.


What I meant was why Femsheps and not Malesheps. Or both...


Because the thread was about Femsheps in the shower.

But we can discuss maleshep and Legion in the shower with TIM watching.

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Privateerkev wrote...

Legion doesn't have rock hard abs...

Vibration function

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Zulu_DFA wrote...

When your FemShep is taking a shower aboard the Normandy, does she enjoy the thought that TIM may be watching?



....Depends.
If I said 'yes', would I be beaten savagely over the head with something? >.>

Modifié par Ashwraith, 21 mai 2010 - 05:24 .


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@Kev  I don't see Mshep having much of a problem with Legion in the shower.  I think Legion and TIM would have to watch out for Shepards frightening smile.
If Legion were hanging out it the bathroom though I see it something like...

Legion: Shepard-Commander.
Shepard: Legion!  When did you get in here?
Legion: We have been standing here the entire time.
Shepard: Oh... I hadn't noticed.
Legion: Shepard-Commander, don't forget to wash behind your ears.
Shepard: Oh, yeah.... ok....
Legion: Shepard-Commander, don't forget to wash between your toes.
Shepard: Look, Legion, I can wash myself, ok?  Why are you even here anyway...
Legion: A consensus was reached.  Shepard-Commander must be squeaky clean to fight the heretics.
Shepard: Am... I dirty....?
Legion: No... data available....

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Festi wrote...

@Kev  I don't see Mshep having much of a problem with Legion in the shower.  I think Legion and TIM would have to watch out for Shepards frightening smile.
If Legion were hanging out it the bathroom though I see it something like...

Legion: Shepard-Commander.
Shepard: Legion!  When did you get in here?
Legion: We have been standing here the entire time.
Shepard: Oh... I hadn't noticed.
Legion: Shepard-Commander, don't forget to wash behind your ears.
Shepard: Oh, yeah.... ok....
Legion: Shepard-Commander, don't forget to wash between your toes.
Shepard: Look, Legion, I can wash myself, ok?  Why are you even here anyway...
Legion: A consensus was reached.  Shepard-Commander must be squeaky clean to fight the heretics.
Shepard: Am... I dirty....?
Legion: No... data available....


:lol:

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jwalker wrote...
Why do we assume TIM likes to watch Femsheps ?


Exactly!  TIM might really enjoy him some Sheploo scrub a dub dubbin. :innocent:

As for my femshep, she tries not to think about it.