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If I was a reaper...


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lovgreno

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... I would leave more than one reaper behind in the Milky Way when it's time for a nap in dark space. Just in case one of them fails.

... I would take my time to recruit/reprogram all geth instead of just 5%.

... I would tell my geth to give the quarians their homeworld back. Then I would build myself a quarian reaper.

... I would tell Saren, Shepard and everyone else that I'm actualy here to stop the evil reapers.

... I would flood the extranet with rumours of the coming return of Chtulu and the Old Gods.

... I would have the Rachni Queen brought on board so I can do a proper indoctrination to avoid a classic case of a "trying to controll a monster in a mad scientist/supervillain style but inevitably ends up eaten by said monster" situation. Then I would breed some more of them and make myself a racnhi reaper.

... I would tell Saren to arrange a peace conference in his ship the Sovereign.

... I would not download the location of the "press for killing me instantly" button all reapers have to my Collector Base database. Nor would I download the Deus Ex Machina sollution for Cerberus to save and take over the galaxy and kill all reapers. You got to be restrictive with dangerous information. It would feel rather stupid if I returned with the other reapers just to be defeated with the technology I had created.

... I would equip anything that could possibly be usefull for the enemy in my Collector Base with a failsafe that destroyed it if I was forced to release controll.

... I would learn from Sovereigns misstakes and not underestimate Shepard and the humans.

... I would wait a bit after I had left the Collector Base to give Cerberus enough time to send a lot of people there to look for the usefull technology and knowledge I wasn't stupid enough to leave to them. Then I would return and assume controll. Then I would send TIM a mail: "Man I can't belive you fell for that one! Oldest damn trick in the book. Thanks for the husk material. You can ask Shepard to clean up your mess again, so don't take it too bad. See you soon, Sovereign." And a mail to Shepard too: "Thanks for giving my base to that idiot TIM, it realy helped me a lot! Sovereign."

Yeah I know it's easy to be a smartass in hindsight but this wasn't meant as a attack on Boiwares usualy excelent writers (I don't think I could have done it better) or anyone else. It's just a silly joke, no one needs to get defensive. Does anyone have anything to add to the list?

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Why not just tell all of the other reapers to chill out and ****, and call off their genocide or assist organic life to ward off mass extinction? Why are reapers even committing genocide against Life?

Modifié par FuturePasTimeCE, 21 mai 2010 - 12:47 .


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OzgunRonin

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Though you have some brilliant ideas the real world is much like the story of ME2.



There is a nuclear reactor that exploded in Africa... there was 45 precaution that prevents it goes of but... it simlpy exploded because they think 45 precaution is more then enough so they let their guard down...



So we dont know anything about Reapers yet or the hole galaxy...



As I know Bioware, form baldurs gate or KOTOR series. They will explane every think nicely... and this story will be added the sagas they created before...

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OzgunRonin wrote...

Though you have some brilliant ideas the real world is much like the story of ME2.

There is a nuclear reactor that exploded in Africa... there was 45 precaution that prevents it goes of but... it simlpy exploded because they think 45 precaution is more then enough so they let their guard down...

So we dont know anything about Reapers yet or the hole galaxy...

As I know Bioware, form baldurs gate or KOTOR series. They will explane every think nicely... and this story will be added the sagas they created before...

M E 1 made more sense with it's storyline than M E 2 (which is more smoother with it's overall user gameplay). Correction, the word is "WHOLE" and not "Hole" .

Modifié par FuturePasTimeCE, 21 mai 2010 - 12:52 .


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lovgreno

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OzgunRonin wrote...

Though you have some brilliant ideas the real world is much like the story of ME2.

There is a nuclear reactor that exploded in Africa... there was 45 precaution that prevents it goes of but... it simlpy exploded because they think 45 precaution is more then enough so they let their guard down...

So we dont know anything about Reapers yet or the hole galaxy...

As I know Bioware, form baldurs gate or KOTOR series. They will explane every think nicely... and this story will be added the sagas they created before...

Thank you. Yeah you are right, but i wasn't aiming for realism. I was just making some fun of some misses the writers made. But yes Bioware usualy write very good stories.
Have you got any thing to add that you would have done if you were a reaper?