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[Nuclear]

"My only regret...is that I've died [twice] because of your scrawny crippled ass."



Lets face it. Joker is the only person capable of making Shepard die.

[EmperorSahlertz]

Uhm, why is it "They" is neccesarily only refering to TIM? "They" as far as I know is plural and could just as well mean the council. "They" is certainly not refering to TIM alone (TIM not being several persons and all that)

[Flying-Jew]

"Tell Cerberus... to rebuild me. I'll pay em..." [falls from Normandy]



"Scan more planets next time, Joker..." [falls from Normandy]

[Panda Warlock]

"I know it, Joker! I know the secret to defeating the Reapeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" <splat>

[Commissar Gash]

"Joker! This time I'm taking your crippled ass with me!" *grabs Joker's leg and falls down with Joker*

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 22 mai 2010 - 09:59 .

[Kaiser Shepard]

"This is good... isn't it?"

[JRCHOharry]

"Joker! I have to scratch my nose, its unbearable, just a little scratch... ther-" *falls*

[Sand King]

"Mother was right. I should of been a dentist"

[kraidy1117]

"Knew I should have had those four drinks before the mission."

[Asheer_Khan]

"Tell TiM that now i become true Spectre and will haunting him till his last days"... *falls*

[cachx]

oh, I'm winning? yey!

A couple more:

- I had the scale itch all along! [pushes button/ BOOM]
- (to harbinger/reapers)You can b*tch all you want, you're still going to die! [pushes button/ BOOM]
- Reap on this! [pushes button/ BOOM]
- Where's a Kaidan/Ash when you need one? [pushes button/ BOOM]
- Harbinger: Leave now? in our moment of victory? You overestimate their chances [Shep pushes button/ BOOM]

[Onyx Jaguar]

Shepard - Ain't nothin' but a thing

"Mother****er, don't you let go!"

"I'm gonna take a vacation"

"Joker, you always were an ****"

[sekkis]

"I told you this mission was heavy risk"

Oh and:

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

"This is good... isn't it?"

Epic metal gear qoute is epic

[Zombor]

Shepard: "Joker, this is madness!"

Joker: *plants foot on Shepard's forehead* "This... is... SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

[kalpain]

"Believe it or not, you piece of ****, you still go'n burn!!"

[Flying-Jew]

Shepard: I think I can make it, Joker!
Joker: No, no you can't, you're much to wounded. I can't help you!
Shepard: I think I have a grip. Seriously, I can make it, just get out of the way
Joker: I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do!
Shepard: Please just move aside, for a second
Joker: You've shot in the back twice. You don't have the strength...
Shepard: My shields took it. I'm fine.
Joker: Will you die the f**k already, you can't come to ME3. You've been cut from the script. I'm sorry.
//Gunshot//

Modifié par Flying-Jew, 23 mai 2010 - 02:45 .

[kglaser]

xiiz wrote...

"I have to go."

Or "I should go."

Haha, this is the best

[Stephenc13]

 Shepard: I should have left you on the Normandy!
-lets go-

[Inquisitor Recon]

Joker! Avenge my death!

I will Shepard, I'll stop the Reapers.

No! Kill that damned turian councilor! Do this for me!

*lets go*

[Crunchyinmilk]

"Some $@#$ing pilot, you can't even parallel park"

[HighMoon]

"Joker... I've.. always... loved..you." *falls*

[CalJones]

"Well I can't just hang around."

[Thundertactics]

"Why did nobody tell me a suicide mission could get me killed?!" *Falls*

[janeym27]

"Reload. For the love of god, reload!"

[EffectedByTheMasses]

Shepard: You killed my father!

Joker: I am your father.

Shepard: NOOOOOOOOOOO (falls)