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[JackhammerGR]

''Joker....remember to brush your teeth...and don't talk to strangeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers''

[Commissar Gash]

"Joker, tell that idiot who owns this game to upgrade the next time he plays it."

[Chuvvy]

You killed me again. Stay the **** away from my funeral.

[Merchant2006]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite ending in Mass Effect.



*Dies - Cue epic music*

[Chuvvy]

Merchant2006 wrote...

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite ending in Mass Effect.

*Dies - Cue epic music*

I smiled.

[Homebound]

"NO! I said DONT let go!"

[JamieCOTC]

Joker: Oh, Sh*t! I shot Shepard in the face!!!

EDI: Why did you do that Jeff?

Joker: I didn’t mean to do it, It was a f*cking accident. I was cleaning his gun and … you probably hit a meteor or something.

EDI: Jeff, I did not hit a meteor.

[Headcount]

Shepard: I just wanted you to know... I always hated you. I've always hated you the most.
Joker: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you ******.
Shepard: Okay. Herrkkk... blaahh.

Sorry, I thought someone would use the classic lines of Red Vs Blue by now.

[Zulu_DFA]

(After the Reapers are destroyed, and the "happily ever after" epilogue and the credits have run up. Dark screen...)



...You like it? Do you like it? Huh? HUH??? Answer me, MO********ER!!!! DO YOU LIKE A GUN IN YOUR FACE???

Shepard: Conrad, NO!!! Please, NOOOOO----- [BANG!]

Modifié par Zulu_DFA, 23 mai 2010 - 04:54 .

[Fiery Phoenix]

JOKER, YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM!

[Persephone]

janeym27 wrote...

"Reload. For the love of god, reload!"

EPIC!!!!!!:D:D:D

[nhsk]

Errol Dnamyx wrote...



"If we win another such battle against the Protheans, we will be completely lost."



"acta est fabula"

The drama has been acted out (an event or a life comes to a sad end)

Epic Pyrrhus reference

[FatherNestor]

JamieCOTC wrote...

Joker: Oh, Sh*t! I shot Shepard in the face!!!
EDI: Why did you do that Jeff?
Joker: I didn’t mean to do it, It was a f*cking accident. I was cleaning his gun and … you probably hit a meteor or something.
EDI: Jeff, I did not hit a meteor.

Awesome Pulp Fiction reference is awesome.

[leggywillow]

I completely second "I should go..."



It'd all be in the delivery, but it could be perfect for any kind of "big red button" scenario.

[AceTrilby101]

"Is that a grenade in your pocket or are you just glad to see-"

[Vermillion_V2]

Joker: SHEPARD!!!
Shepard: Wrex. *drop*

[Flying-Jew]

Imagine if Wrex arrives in his newly built dreadnought and takes out the Collectors with massive guns. He then pulls Shepard aboard.

[Nightvision91]

Shepard - "If you drop me I shall become more powerful than you can.....(Falls)



Joker - "Edi, I jammed my finger on the mute button again."

[CShep25]

cachx wrote...

-"Tell them I said something epic".

In the famous last words of Pancho Villa, "Don't let it end like this... tell them I said something."

[Andrew_Waltfeld]

I feeeeeel PRETTTTTTTYYYYY!!!!!

[BatarianBob]

With my last breath, I curse Garrus!

[EricHVela]

"Tell Ashley... I still want my vinyls back."

"Why... Yuma...." *dies*

"Ow!"

"I'm not supposed to die!"

"Sometimes... it just doesn't pay to get out of bed in the morning."

He was in such utter amazement when they shot him through the heart that they had to shoot him a second time just to get the point across.

"All hail our robot overlords! Did I say 'overlords'? I meant 'protectors'."

"If they take me, you shoot me! I won't get husked!... WAIT! DON'T SHOOT ME FIRST!"

"What did I ever do to you?"

"Eh. My fans will just start a Shepard appreciation thread in the forums. It'll be glorious."

[FuturePasTimeCE]

"suck my f*cking dick, I'll see you in h*ll...can't hide behind **** there. coward!", ideal scripting.

Modifié par FuturePasTimeCE, 24 mai 2010 - 03:21 .

[kglaser]

Taranatar9 wrote...

With my last breath, I curse Garrus!

[FuturePasTimeCE]

Zulu_DFA wrote...

(After the Reapers are destroyed, and the "happily ever after" epilogue and the credits have run up. Dark screen...)



...You like it? Do you like it? Huh? HUH??? Answer me, MO********ER!!!! DO YOU LIKE A GUN IN YOUR FACE???

Shepard: Conrad, NO!!! Please, NOOOOO----- [BANG!]

 Shepard: hit me. or "Do it, you ****ing b*tch!"

Modifié par FuturePasTimeCE, 24 mai 2010 - 03:28 .