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[Pinkflamingo22]

(All Shepard has to do is cut the blue wire to destroy the Reapers or the red to destroy all organic life. Before he does The Council contacts him)



Council: "Shepard, we would like to thank you for all you have sacrificed in our fight against the Geth."



Shepard: "Than- wait what? You mean the Reapers?



Turian Counclior: "Reapers? We've already told you we have dismissed those claims."



Shepard: "WHAT? How can you think-? I have a Geth army fighting for us?! You know what? **** THIS."



*Shepard cuts RED wire*

[Dualfinger]

"Damnitt who waxed this ledge?"

[Nightwriter]

"Tell Liara I died because she wasn't here."

Modifié par Nightwriter, 24 mai 2010 - 06:48 .

[ObserverStatus]

Shiala: Your flesh will tend the next cycle!

Shepard: Grunt, I need you to come to my cabin right now, and bring a big can of weedkiller.

[MarchWaltz]

I think you guys will get a kick of a video I made of Joker killing Shepard.

Modifié par MarchWaltz, 24 mai 2010 - 06:51 .

[Tooneyman]

Femshep: Joker you always had a nice assss!



MShepard: Joker you are an ASS!

[hangmans tree]

Shepard: What an epic fail...(falls)

Shepard: ...the irony...(falls)

Shepard: to come through all this crap and not make the jump - this is not fair.(falls)

Shepard: I hope the Lazarus is still running...(falls)

Shepard: exit, stage left...(falls)

Shepard: oh, whatever! (falls)

Shepard: I'll be back.

Shepard: This is the last survivor of the Normandy, signing off. (falls)

Shepard: Joker, you're fired...(falls)

Shepard: Oh, I see - funny. (falls)

Shepard: More speed mister Sulu...(falls)

Shepard: To err is human, but to really f*ck things up you need a computer...(falls)

[superimposed]

OP = Fail.

[Zulu_DFA]

superimposed wrote...

OP = Fail.

Thunk you for participation, mister.

Seeing as how this thread is on Page 1 for the second day, I'd rather you saved your enlightening posts for another week.

[smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/kissing.png[/smilie]

[superimposed]

No.

[tyrantofgod]

*when standing over burning remains of the last reaper* looks like this goos *puts on sunglasses* is cooked. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[superimposed]

Point of interest:



"Them" is not just Cerberus, but everybody.



"Them" is every species and every government and every colony.

[Zulu_DFA]

superimposed wrote...

Point of interest:

"Them" is not just Cerberus, but everybody.

"Them" is every species and every government and every colony.

Another point of interest:

In Mass Effect (the genuine one) Shepard already told as much to the alien Council.

Or do you suggest Joker goes a "Mad Prophet" path?

Joker: Repent!!! For the end is nigh!

/BS.



For the record:

With Shepard dead, Joker still works for Cerberus and obviously has no problem with that. As any prudent person in his situation should.

Modifié par Zulu_DFA, 24 mai 2010 - 10:36 .

[hangmans tree]

...for the end is nigh...

[Zulu_DFA]

hangmans tree wrote...

...for the end is nigh...

Right.

[stdepriest]

Shepard - "Releasing Control..." *Falls*

[Alphyn]

Shepard: Joker! You have to tell them that-
Joker: You tell 'em! You're not doing this to me again!
Shepard: Let me finish! *gets shot* Argh!
Joker: Shepard!
Shepard: Tell them... 'I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel'.
Joker:
Shepard: Joker... go... *lets go*



Yeah. I'm so original.

[Zulu_DFA]

Alphyn wrote...

Joker: [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/wondering.png[/smilie]

Immortal.

[rastakore]

Sheppard: *GAAAAHHHHHHHHH*

Joker: Shepard?SHEPARD?!!!SHEEEEPPPAAAAARDDD!



Fission Mailed

[JRCHOharry]

Jack: Shepard, I really don't think you should scratch your nose with the barrel of your gun-

Shepard: Like you would know safety, little miss. "I-crashed-a-space-station-onto-a-moon"...



Fission Mailed.

[nremies1]

The team is falling back in front of a horde of enemies.  Shepard, obviously badly wounded, staggers to cover.  An ally ducks down from shooting at the enemy and looks over.

Ally: Shepard!

Shepard is slumped against cover, obviously dazed, with a thousand-yard stare.

Shepard (groggily): I'm alright...I just got the wind knocked outta me...I'm fine...

Ally lingers for a moment, something explodes nearby, ally returns to shooting wildly at the enemy.  Shepard quietly dies when nobody is looking.

Modifié par nremies1, 24 mai 2010 - 03:17 .

[C9316]

Joker:No shepard you can't do this to m-

*shep puts kanye sunglasses on*

Shepard:Yo joker i'm happy for ya ima let ya finish but Beyonce has the best vid of all time! All Time!!!!! *falls*

[Zulu_DFA]