I kinda feel sorry for you, man.
Ask me any question and I will truthfully answer.
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#103
Posté 24 mai 2010 - 07:40
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*waits patiently,but may die of old age before you answer my question...Captain Cornhole wrote...
bear with me people im answering all your questions. All of them...
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Posté 24 mai 2010 - 07:43
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Will you really keep answering these even if we ask them while you're answering them?
I'm foreseeing you passed out at your keyboard with a bit drool pooling by your mouth.
I'm foreseeing you passed out at your keyboard with a bit drool pooling by your mouth.
#105
Posté 24 mai 2010 - 07:45
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C'mon mine are easy. All you have to do is say yes or no. Right?
#106
Posté 24 mai 2010 - 07:45
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What does the prophet Muhammad look like?
#107
Posté 24 mai 2010 - 07:47
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And I also think you should get a helper or two. Tsk tsk this is what you get for saying you'll answer our questions...
#108
Posté 24 mai 2010 - 07:47
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wiki,Dark LilithJRCHOharry wrote...
What does the prophet Muhammad look like?
#109
Posté 24 mai 2010 - 07:48
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which one of these awesome posters would make the best kitteh besides me? :3
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Posté 24 mai 2010 - 07:56
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D'awwwww wait is one of them c*ck-eyed or is it just me?
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Posté 24 mai 2010 - 08:00
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what's the point?
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Posté 24 mai 2010 - 08:22
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It took me a hour and a hald but..
Randomactss: Can I help?
A: Go for it!
DarkLilith: Who burried Grants tomb?
A: Grant is dead?
Eli-da-Mage: Am I on fire?
A: I don't know your sexual preferences.
dark-lauron: Why is the OP so egocentric?
A: It comes with the name.
randumb vanguard: Where is my heart?
A: Why are you asking me? Lilith ate it.
Daewan: Why can't you spell correctly?
A: Because I like grammer ****s critizising me. Im a attention ****.
mousestalker: What is the terminal digit of pi?
A: Your mom. lololololololololololololololololololz
mousestalker: Oh, and what is the proof to Fermat's Last Theorem?
A: What is Fermat?
Dark Lilith: When will the sun go super-nova?
A: Not for billions of years.
randumb vangaurd: what is the secret to gaining mystic power?
A: Masterbation
Dark Lilith: how many licks till you get to the center of a tootsi pop?
A: That depends entirely on the person, but accorind to wiki answers the average seems to be around 600.
MessyPossum: If you were to end your own life by plummeting from a skyscraper, what color would you first paint your entire body with, before making the leap?
A: Again that depends, I could not drink anything thus having nothing to ****** myself with. And eitherway it wont be yellow (unless I jump wearing only whiteytights) because the pants would soak it up just darkening the color of what ever pants your wearing.
Dethateer: Is there a God?
A: I see what you did there, I could give you a long list explaining my belive for my faith and then get into the whole phylosophical debate on freewill. But in short, ask Him.
mousestalker: Also, why aren't there any sensitive, strong, straight single men?
A: I can only speculate. Either because society says it's a thing to be looked down apon so there are'nt any. Or because they are all chick magnets, thus they are not single; not fitting your definition.
Veange: Is it possible to be sensitive without clairvoyance as a strong, single man?
A: I don't know what clairoyance is.
MessetPossum: Will Busomjack come here to correct my claim?
A: Damnstraight he will! eventually...
Nihlus Kryik: Where is cornhole.
A: Im hear now, I was at school.
Deawan: Why would you tell us to ask questions, and then not answer them?
A: Because Im working on it.
Deawan: Why can't Google Docs just work the way it is supposed to?
A: Because your running it on a Mac. XD
Smeky-Kitteh: can I haz cheeseburger?
A: Yes, I will mail you one. But I don't have your address though.
randumb vangaurd: how smecky is kitteh anyway?
A: Well you see vangaurd, BosumeJack has mastered his swollow while Dark Lilith likes her latex and hopes up. But you see as "thooper" as waffles are they can't servive the Zerg Swarm.
Smecky-Kitteh: he is good. oh, wait. should he answer that?
A: I just did.
Hellblazer897: Besides from Miranda Lawson (who obviously is at the top of the list), who is the hottest babe in any game developed by BioWare?
A: Harbinger, hands down.
DarkLilith: Why am I MTF?
A: Really? Are you? Because... well... randumb vangaurd can answer this. *"pressure" is all on you* lol I made a dirty joke.
Deawan: Why is my boss so annoying and useless?
A: Are you your own boss? lol Because being a boss is a possition of power, you need people to be your lessers. And if your that lesser being the boss has the right to be a pompus SOB and get a bullit to the head from a overworked worker.
MessyPossum: Are you going to be upset having either, this topic locked because of your neglect, or your inability to properly handle this inquisition?
A: Locked yes, answering no. Just really tired so far i have spent 40 mins of my time answering your questions.
JRCHOHarry: Would you sacrafice yourself to save someone you do not know?
A: Best question by far. For a child yeah, for a teen or adult I don't know.
BlackBarron: Why cant war change?
A: Even though war might be for good reasons (at times), it is still brings out the worst in man. Only are efficintcy at killing has changed.
jynthor: Why can't people handle my personality?
A: Probably because they don't know you well enough, or don't see things they way you do.
-Beta-: Will I ever get that pony I asked Santa to get me?
A: No, Santa died of polio in 1933.
Matt Coll: why did you create this thread? or why do you constantly reference mass effect at you school IRL(and then post about it here)?
A: Because all my other threads suck, trying to come up with interesting topics is tough. And, I don't refference it all the time. With nerds sure (the nerds don't like me much), my other preppy and band friends no. The only real time I refferenced it was at that prom meeting which i resigned. Since then in my head it was like a pitched battle b/ Avatar and Mass Effect, thats why I told the guy I would cut his balls of when he cussed me out. My idea of a joke.
Smecky-Kitteh: what does MTF mean?
A: Male to Female.
Matt Coll: is that a fallout reference, perchance?
A: I would'nt know. I never played fallout, and I doubt you where asking me in the first place.
MouseStalker: It's looking as though the OP has abandoned this thread. Did we frighten him?
A: Have'nt abandoned it.
randumb vangaurd: maybe he's sleeping? or maybe there was an emergency and he is in the hospital right now?
A: that was only half correct, I was at school. And I was sleeping in class.
(who ever that was): lol, but will the yanks get it?
A: Yankees are not going to get it. The Phillies will reclaim their world series title.
Dark-Lauron: Then why making attempts at revealing yourself if you don't answer us? You mr, failed.
A: I haven't answered yet because I have a life and can't be on the forums 24/7, silly.
randumb vangaurd: how do you feel about the great waluigi?
A: I think he is a occasional stain on the MarioBros franchise.
Dark Lilith: why is Lilith just too cool?
A: Was going to come up with a truthfull gangster wrap to answer that but... All I can say is your cool enough to enjoy the pleasures of laytex and deal with us foruminites.
bobobo878: Is BP's giant spitball plan going to work?
A: This is easy. No
-Beta-: Can you answer mine?
A: You are not helping me! lol
Messy Possum: Will you really keep answering these even if we ask them while you're answering them?
A: I will answer every single question asked. Don't expect a immediate answer though. I will probably answer a few more after this one big post. Then expect me to answer what ever else has been asked in like 4 hours later. Except when I sleep.
-Beta-: C'mon mine are easy. All you have to do is say yes or no. Right?
A: NO!
JRCHOharry: What does the prophet Muhammad look like?
A: Probably liek someone from the middle east, along with a bomb and korahn.
Smecky-Kitteh: which one of these awesome posters would make the best kitteh besides me? :3
A: randumb vangaurd, unless Celrath posts all of a sudden.
-Beta-: D'awwwww wait is one of them c*ck-eyed or is it just me?
A; It's just you.
randumb vangaurd: what's the point?
A: To have a awesome thread.
Randomactss: Can I help?
A: Go for it!
DarkLilith: Who burried Grants tomb?
A: Grant is dead?
Eli-da-Mage: Am I on fire?
A: I don't know your sexual preferences.
dark-lauron: Why is the OP so egocentric?
A: It comes with the name.
randumb vanguard: Where is my heart?
A: Why are you asking me? Lilith ate it.
Daewan: Why can't you spell correctly?
A: Because I like grammer ****s critizising me. Im a attention ****.
mousestalker: What is the terminal digit of pi?
A: Your mom. lololololololololololololololololololz
mousestalker: Oh, and what is the proof to Fermat's Last Theorem?
A: What is Fermat?
Dark Lilith: When will the sun go super-nova?
A: Not for billions of years.
randumb vangaurd: what is the secret to gaining mystic power?
A: Masterbation
Dark Lilith: how many licks till you get to the center of a tootsi pop?
A: That depends entirely on the person, but accorind to wiki answers the average seems to be around 600.
MessyPossum: If you were to end your own life by plummeting from a skyscraper, what color would you first paint your entire body with, before making the leap?
A: Again that depends, I could not drink anything thus having nothing to ****** myself with. And eitherway it wont be yellow (unless I jump wearing only whiteytights) because the pants would soak it up just darkening the color of what ever pants your wearing.
Dethateer: Is there a God?
A: I see what you did there, I could give you a long list explaining my belive for my faith and then get into the whole phylosophical debate on freewill. But in short, ask Him.
mousestalker: Also, why aren't there any sensitive, strong, straight single men?
A: I can only speculate. Either because society says it's a thing to be looked down apon so there are'nt any. Or because they are all chick magnets, thus they are not single; not fitting your definition.
Veange: Is it possible to be sensitive without clairvoyance as a strong, single man?
A: I don't know what clairoyance is.
MessetPossum: Will Busomjack come here to correct my claim?
A: Damnstraight he will! eventually...
Nihlus Kryik: Where is cornhole.
A: Im hear now, I was at school.
Deawan: Why would you tell us to ask questions, and then not answer them?
A: Because Im working on it.
Deawan: Why can't Google Docs just work the way it is supposed to?
A: Because your running it on a Mac. XD
Smeky-Kitteh: can I haz cheeseburger?
A: Yes, I will mail you one. But I don't have your address though.
randumb vangaurd: how smecky is kitteh anyway?
A: Well you see vangaurd, BosumeJack has mastered his swollow while Dark Lilith likes her latex and hopes up. But you see as "thooper" as waffles are they can't servive the Zerg Swarm.
Smecky-Kitteh: he is good. oh, wait. should he answer that?
A: I just did.
Hellblazer897: Besides from Miranda Lawson (who obviously is at the top of the list), who is the hottest babe in any game developed by BioWare?
A: Harbinger, hands down.
DarkLilith: Why am I MTF?
A: Really? Are you? Because... well... randumb vangaurd can answer this. *"pressure" is all on you* lol I made a dirty joke.
Deawan: Why is my boss so annoying and useless?
A: Are you your own boss? lol Because being a boss is a possition of power, you need people to be your lessers. And if your that lesser being the boss has the right to be a pompus SOB and get a bullit to the head from a overworked worker.
MessyPossum: Are you going to be upset having either, this topic locked because of your neglect, or your inability to properly handle this inquisition?
A: Locked yes, answering no. Just really tired so far i have spent 40 mins of my time answering your questions.
JRCHOHarry: Would you sacrafice yourself to save someone you do not know?
A: Best question by far. For a child yeah, for a teen or adult I don't know.
BlackBarron: Why cant war change?
A: Even though war might be for good reasons (at times), it is still brings out the worst in man. Only are efficintcy at killing has changed.
jynthor: Why can't people handle my personality?
A: Probably because they don't know you well enough, or don't see things they way you do.
-Beta-: Will I ever get that pony I asked Santa to get me?
A: No, Santa died of polio in 1933.
Matt Coll: why did you create this thread? or why do you constantly reference mass effect at you school IRL(and then post about it here)?
A: Because all my other threads suck, trying to come up with interesting topics is tough. And, I don't refference it all the time. With nerds sure (the nerds don't like me much), my other preppy and band friends no. The only real time I refferenced it was at that prom meeting which i resigned. Since then in my head it was like a pitched battle b/ Avatar and Mass Effect, thats why I told the guy I would cut his balls of when he cussed me out. My idea of a joke.
Smecky-Kitteh: what does MTF mean?
A: Male to Female.
Matt Coll: is that a fallout reference, perchance?
A: I would'nt know. I never played fallout, and I doubt you where asking me in the first place.
MouseStalker: It's looking as though the OP has abandoned this thread. Did we frighten him?
A: Have'nt abandoned it.
randumb vangaurd: maybe he's sleeping? or maybe there was an emergency and he is in the hospital right now?
A: that was only half correct, I was at school. And I was sleeping in class.
(who ever that was): lol, but will the yanks get it?
A: Yankees are not going to get it. The Phillies will reclaim their world series title.
Dark-Lauron: Then why making attempts at revealing yourself if you don't answer us? You mr, failed.
A: I haven't answered yet because I have a life and can't be on the forums 24/7, silly.
randumb vangaurd: how do you feel about the great waluigi?
A: I think he is a occasional stain on the MarioBros franchise.
Dark Lilith: why is Lilith just too cool?
A: Was going to come up with a truthfull gangster wrap to answer that but... All I can say is your cool enough to enjoy the pleasures of laytex and deal with us foruminites.
bobobo878: Is BP's giant spitball plan going to work?
A: This is easy. No
-Beta-: Can you answer mine?
A: You are not helping me! lol
Messy Possum: Will you really keep answering these even if we ask them while you're answering them?
A: I will answer every single question asked. Don't expect a immediate answer though. I will probably answer a few more after this one big post. Then expect me to answer what ever else has been asked in like 4 hours later. Except when I sleep.
-Beta-: C'mon mine are easy. All you have to do is say yes or no. Right?
A: NO!
JRCHOharry: What does the prophet Muhammad look like?
A: Probably liek someone from the middle east, along with a bomb and korahn.
Smecky-Kitteh: which one of these awesome posters would make the best kitteh besides me? :3
A: randumb vangaurd, unless Celrath posts all of a sudden.
-Beta-: D'awwwww wait is one of them c*ck-eyed or is it just me?
A; It's just you.
randumb vangaurd: what's the point?
A: To have a awesome thread.
#116
Posté 24 mai 2010 - 08:24
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wow you did answer all my questions....lol
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Posté 24 mai 2010 - 08:24
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+100 approval Captain Cornhole!
#118
Posté 24 mai 2010 - 08:25
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I agree,corny rocks!MessyPossum wrote...
+100 approval Captain Cornhole!
#120
Posté 24 mai 2010 - 08:28
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Well done good sir well done. I wonder when the next batch will come though....
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Posté 24 mai 2010 - 08:37
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wait why meDarkLilith: Why am I MTF?
A: Really? Are you? Because... well... randumb vangaurd can answer this. *"pressure" is all on you* lol I made a dirty joke.
what do you mean pressure? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!(Yes you have to answer this)
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Posté 24 mai 2010 - 09:11
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randumb vanguard wrote...
wait why meDarkLilith: Why am I MTF?
A: Really? Are you? Because... well... randumb vangaurd can answer this. *"pressure" is all on you* lol I made a dirty joke.
(Yes you have to answer this)
Well because I just want to make it as akward for you as possible. Pressure? im putting you on the spot but also there is pressure as in erection type of pressure (damn my dirty mind*) What is going on? Im putting you on the spot.
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Posté 24 mai 2010 - 09:12
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well I think you succeeded in making it awkward...
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Posté 24 mai 2010 - 09:14
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... Anyway. I see you are part of the non affiliated faction. Is this meant to be ironic?
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