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Mario's a 10, Mass Effect 3 must be no less!


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Ok, Mario Galaxy has been getting 10 reviews so now its time for Bioware to step up the gameplay mechanics. Now yes, Mario is a platformer game. It doesn't matter. Metal Gear Solid 4 got a ten. It is an action, story driven game and it got a ten. Bioware you have had two games with Mass Effect to find the balance and you have listened to your players and you are still experimenting with DLC, but its not enough. Mass Effect 3 must be your greatest achievement in game history. You must make the game a perfect 10. Not one of your testers, game designers, graphic artists, producers, marketing managers, not one of these people must not put their souls into the making of this game. EA must put its soul into this game. 

http://videogames.ya...est-yet/1399728

Nintendo put everything last resource into Zelda 64: Ocarina of time and they are a giant. Bioware you a great company who makes games which are fun with great stories with different descisions. Now yes you may have a time line and budget. Well, it doesn't matter. This is Mass Effect 3. The find adventure for shepard. Make him be one of the most unforgettable Characters. Become one of the greatest RPG creators of all times. Make square next wish they never set foot on western soil. Show them how awesome a western RPG could be. Give the people a 10 game and don't ever look back.

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No.

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I'd rather have Bioware make Mass Effect 3 a game for the fans, not for the game critics. I personnally thought all those 10's out 10 Mass Effect 2 got were a bit overrated.

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It's Mario.

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Tooneyman wrote...

Ok, Mario Galaxy has been getting 10 reviews so now its time for Bioware to step up the gameplay mechanics. Now yes, Mario is a platformer game. It doesn't matter. Metal Gear Solid 4 got a ten. It is an action, story driven game and it got a ten. Bioware you have had two games with Mass Effect to find the balance and you have listened to your players and you are still experimenting with DLC, but its not enough. Mass Effect 3 must be your greatest achievement in game history. You must make the game a perfect 10. Not one of your testers, game designers, graphic artists, producers, marketing managers, not one of these people must not put their souls into the making of this game. EA must put its soul into this game.


"EA must put its soul into this"?...ahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Dude, EA does not, nor will they ever have, a soul. They are vicious, heartless bastards and the odds that they would actually start caring about the gaming community are about the same as Conrad Verner becoming the greatest Spectre in galactic history.

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Hey guys, this game from a totally unrelated genre got a 10, and that means Mass Effect 3 must get one too, because Mario is for kids and stuff lolol.

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Ecael wrote...

It's Mario.


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I don't have photo shop Ecael, don't hate to much please. lol. Posted Image

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Tooneyman wrote...

 EA must put its soul into this game. 


Oh god... Does this mean ME3 will come in the for of 492 DLCs, each costing 2-10$?

Modifié par Nightfish103, 24 mai 2010 - 08:03 .


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Because Nintendo games don't get overrated all the time...



Welcome to the internet, kiddo.

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Tooneyman wrote...

Ecael wrote...

It's Mario.


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I don't have photo shop Ecael, don't hate to much please. lol. Posted Image



God after that picture the only thing I can do is picture Shepard running around for 1UP Mushrooms in my head, with Bowser in the role of TIM...   Posted Image

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This thread... What is this?



Oh God... We need to nuke it from orbit.



It's the only way to be sure.

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I just think they should keep making games with the enthusiasm and devotion that Bioware is known for. Besides, there is no such thing as a 100/100 game and if there were it would be a bit sad since perfection does not leave room for improvement.

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There is a perfect game, excuse me, and it is called Minesweeper.

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superimposed wrote...

There is a perfect game, excuse me, and it is called Minesweeper.


Edit: Image removed, No swearing here, even in copied images. :devil:

Modifié par Chris Priestly, 27 mai 2010 - 03:46 .


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Tooneyman wrote...

Ok, Mario Galaxy has been getting 10 reviews so now its time for Bioware to step up the gameplay mechanics. Now yes, Mario is a platformer game. It doesn't matter. Metal Gear Solid 4 got a ten. It is an action, story driven game and it got a ten. Bioware you have had two games with Mass Effect Romances to find the balance and you have listened to your players and you are still experimenting with DLC, but its not enough. Mass Effect 3 Romances must be your greatest achievement in game history. You must make the romances a perfect 10. Not one of your testers, game designers, graphic artists, producers, marketing managers, not one of these people must not put their souls into the making of these romancesEA must put its soul into these romances. 

http://videogames.ya...est-yet/1399728

Nintendo put everything last resource into Zelda 64: Ocarina of time and they are a giant. Bioware you a great company who makes games which are fun with great stories with different descisions. Now yes you may have a time line and budget. Well, it doesn't matter. These are Mass Effect 3 Romances. The find adventure for shepard. Make him be one of the most unforgettable Don Juans. Become one of the greatest RomancePG creators of all times. Make square next wish they never set foot on western soil. Show them how awesome a western RomancePG could be. Give the people a 10 romance and don't ever look back.



Sounds oddly familiar...

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GothamLord wrote...

Tooneyman wrote...

Ecael wrote...

It's Mario.


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I don't have photo shop Ecael, don't hate to much please. lol. Posted Image



God after that picture the only thing I can do is picture Shepard running around for 1UP Mushrooms in my head, with Bowser in the role of TIM...   Posted Image


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Wish granted!

And yes it maybe mario, and it maybe Zelda and it maybe Metal Gear, but they got tens. This isn't for the critics its for the fans to deliver one of the best games in gaming history which by far isn't very big. This franchise needs to end with the 10. No if ans or buts.

Modifié par Tooneyman, 24 mai 2010 - 08:31 .


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Tooneyman wrote...

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I don't have photo shop Ecael, don't hate to much please. lol. Posted Image

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Ecael wrote...

Tooneyman wrote...

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I don't have photo shop Ecael, don't hate to much please. lol. Posted Image

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Almost as awesome as my avatar.

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jynthor wrote...

Ecael wrote...

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Almost as awesome as my avatar.

Ah, Jacob. I knew your conscience would get the better of you.

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GothamLord wrote...

God after that picture the only thing I can do is picture Shepard running around for 1UP Mushrooms in my head, with Bowser in the role of TIM...   Posted Image

Not quite.

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Jesus Christ, Ecael...





Anyway; Mario is one of the best known game icons in gaming history. 'Nuff said?

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Ecael wrote...

*wake up*

*go on ME forums*

*notice various Ecael posts, feel fear on many levels*

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Mario's in the galaxy, he can go to all these worlds, explore with yoshi and eye candy princess.
ME's already set in space, we can travel and explore a few planets and ME has asari eye candy.

hmmm................it must be those damn plumbing overalls! we need overalls-armor DLC stat!

Modifié par tennyochan, 24 mai 2010 - 12:13 .


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Tooneyman, what have you done???

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The new casual outfit for MShep. FemShep will get Peach's crown.

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