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[Lemonwizard]

As a spiritual continuation of my however many parts I feel like series where I rank the characters of mass effect on a completely arbitrary basis (Part 1 may be seen here: http://social.biowar...5/index/2034447), I have decided to make a list RANKING THE SEXIEST PEOPLE OR ALIENS IN THE GALAXY.


DISCLAIMER: I must apologize to the female denizens of the bioware boards, for as a man this list is somewhat women-centric in terms of determining sexiness. I will do my best to find a strawberrysorceress who can help me provide a list more comprehensive for those inclined the other way.


1) Admiral Hackett: Oh man, if I were a grilled cheese sandwich and my heart were the cheese his voice would be the grill with how much it melts it.

2) Blue Shiala: Those flowery tattoos are so erotic and sexy. She also looks amazing in that commando catsuit. Too bad somebody put her face in a vice between ME1 and ME2, and blue>green.

3) Asari councilor: She is so elegant in that dress of hers, and listening to her speak with the voice that's like a tropical mountain spring flowing over freshly baked croissants sets me aflutter!

4) Garrus: I am not ashamed to admit I am gay for Garrus, even though he's kind of spiky and I don't want to think about the painful possiblities of delving deeper into the idea.

5) Femshep: Because I like a woman who can kick my ass. She is also hot in that armor.

6) Samara: There is no mightier cleavage in all the galaxy. Little more needs to be said.

ASSUMING CONTROL

7) ACTUALLY HARBINGER IS NUMBER 1 BECAUSE HE CLEARLY IS CAPABLE OF DELIVERING GREATER PLEASURE THAN ANY PITIFUL ORGANIC WOULD BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND I WAS JUST SO STUNNED BY HIS AWESOME I FORGOT TO PUT HIM AT THE TOP OF THE LIST LIKE THE INCOMPETENT BUFFOON I AM. NOBODY IS SEXIER THAN HARBINGER

RELEASING CONTROL

8) Matriarch Aethyta: I like her face. Hard to describe why.

9) Kasumi: Flexibility. Ohhhh yeahhhhh.

10) Emily Wong: She has impeccable fashion sense (As in, she changes her
clothes at one point over the course of the game) and a good face.

11) Liara: She has cute freckles.

12) Tali: While I normally consider a woman's face to be her most important feature, Tali's got a nice enough figure I'd give it a shot even without knowing.

13) Miranda: Despite the "middle aged woman who eats too much cheescake" sized butt, I must give significant bonus points to the only person in the galaxy with hair long enough to run your fingers through.

14) Captain Wasea: Sadly I remember her shape more confidently than I remember that I've typed her name correctly, but such is life for characters with only three lines.

15) EDI: I know she doesn't have a body, but she can't not be on the list simply because of my association between her and her (sexy to the max) voice actor.

[Collider]

Shandepared wrote...

Admiral Xen is my favorite. She's got all the traits I love in a woman.

You like crazy women?

[Zulu_DFA]

0. GIANNA PARASINI

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

this is going to get weird....fast

[kraidy1117]

Miri is number one for me :wizard:

Modifié par kraidy1117, 24 mai 2010 - 11:47 .

[Lemonwizard]

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

this is going to get weird....fast

That's the way I like it.

[Nuclear]

Collider wrote...

Shandepared wrote...

Admiral Xen is my favorite. She's got all the traits I love in a woman.

You like crazy women?

He likes ****y witches.

[VampireCommando]

Miri - #1

[Sand King]

Maeko Matsuo

[jlb524]

Sand King wrote...

Maeko Matsuo

I missed her in ME2

[Nuclear]

No Thane? He be sexy when you're tripping.

[Spartas Husky]

Shiala Purple, tali, Miri, and EDI.



To be dumb about it



Shiala has a nice face.



tali, charismatic, cute and damn prodigy smart.



Miri:....for once a woman with long hair,,, is like woman across the universe can't grow hair... and the foward tanks....well only woman with them too.



EDI: awesome, like the personality, I love grim funny attitudes....they are good in stressful times

[DarthCaine]

[Nuclear]

Someone had to do it sooner or later. No suprises it was Darth though.

[Lemonwizard]

I seem to be missing something. Do what?

[Lemonwizard]

You're confusing me, I don't like to be confused.

[Nuclear]

You poor thing. Why are you confused?

[DarthCaine]

I think you forgot Ashley Williams:

[Nuclear]

Caine you sick sick boy. This is about the sexy, not the...ooo who's that on the right? Is that...a boomstick!?