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How about build a large bubble, seal it to the ocean floor to prevent any escape of the oil. Bleed it off as it fiils up. Double whammy...produce the oil and contain it.
How would you cap the oil spill?
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Posté 25 mai 2010 - 03:49
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By the time the bubble is done being built, won't too much oil have spilled already?
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Posté 25 mai 2010 - 03:51
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And what if a marlin swam into it? Can you say "pop"?
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Posté 25 mai 2010 - 03:52
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How about a giant cork?
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Posté 25 mai 2010 - 03:54
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It would've been nice if people were having these discussions about how to cap an oil leak on the ocean floor BEFORE the friggin leak happened.
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Posté 25 mai 2010 - 03:54
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I don't know what to say... Or maybe, just maybe, you have evolved so much that you've surpassed conventional comedic standards. If anyone can do it my friend, it's you...[thumbs up emoticon]Celrath wrote...
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Lower a tube over it with an Iris like device on top once you have the tube install securely then slide the Iris closed. It would be much easier to lower a tube over the leak then a cup like they tried in the first place.
Was I taking this thread to seriously?
If there was ever a way to stick it to the man this would be it. Of course when that happens they will just get a handout and we will all be paying them back later. Kind of like a loan except better, we don't see any of the money!Busomjack wrote...
I think the government should be given complete control over this cleanup so the disaster can be properly monitored and we can seize all of BP's assets after wars to cover the expense of the clean up and to compensate the families of the people they killed.
Alright for reals. Let's figure this out people. I'm still leaning towards trash but what about an epoxy agent that strengthens when exposed to water? And really glob that stuff on. Though there is no longterm fix without first encasing the site and allowing open air construction which I'd imagine is pretty difficult if I recall Abyss, and that horror movie with Peter Weller. Come on BP! Stop screwing up our ocean!
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Posté 25 mai 2010 - 03:54
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Darth Jayder wrote...
How about a giant cork?
Where are you going to find a bottle of champagne that big?
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Posté 25 mai 2010 - 03:55
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Thanks for pointing out the obvious. Hindsight is 20/20.Busomjack wrote...
It would've been nice if people were having these discussions about how to cap an oil leak on the ocean floor BEFORE the friggin leak happened.
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Posté 25 mai 2010 - 03:56
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Make one.--Master of All-- wrote...
Darth Jayder wrote...
How about a giant cork?
Where are you going to find a bottle of champagne that big?
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Posté 25 mai 2010 - 04:45
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Put annoying backstabbing SoB's in the pipe.
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Posté 25 mai 2010 - 05:48
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-ßeta- wrote...
I would like to point out this
what is this I don't even.... so he left it there?
[e]Random, that's what I suggested in the last thread about this.
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Posté 25 mai 2010 - 01:16
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You know, nukeing it might work. What ever pipe is'nt vaporized will be fuzed shut by the shere awesomeness of the bomb.
Here is another idea, a gaint ShamWow. *product made in Germany from 100% Jew.
Here is another idea, a gaint ShamWow. *product made in Germany from 100% Jew.
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Posté 25 mai 2010 - 01:19
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Seriously, nobody came up with this idea before? Okay then I'll do it.
I'd dismiss the claim of it.
I'd dismiss the claim of it.
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Posté 25 mai 2010 - 01:22
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deploy a non-military yellow sub with radar+sonar vision to patch up a hole using robotic cranes and arms?
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Posté 25 mai 2010 - 02:04
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Randomactss wrote...
I say we nuke it closed.
Gee, the ecological damage from the oil leak is bad enough. Like we need to add radioactive fallout to the toxic soup.
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Posté 25 mai 2010 - 02:37
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It has been done. These things happen. But a huge chunk of the oil profits need to go into restoring the wildlife.
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Posté 25 mai 2010 - 05:56
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send Celrath down and he can bite it closed!
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Posté 25 mai 2010 - 06:07
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I say we take all the worst of the worst criminals, and the big shots over at BP and shove their asses in there. It may not work, but the world will still be a better place.
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Posté 25 mai 2010 - 07:51
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Call in the zerg swarm and have them stuff it up
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Posté 25 mai 2010 - 07:55
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Anything BP would never do would probably do the trick.
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Posté 25 mai 2010 - 07:57
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Kill everything with oil or kill everything with a nuke. I feel sorry for the fish now.Randomactss wrote...
I say we nuke it closed.
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Posté 25 mai 2010 - 08:07
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-ßeta- wrote...
Anything BP would never do would probably do the trick.
BP will probably think of a solution. They have subsidized risk management afterall so they don't have to worry about the cost of any clean up operation hurting their profits. No, all that cost will just shift on the taxpayers.
