Prince of Kemet wrote...
Top 10 factors that will include Ashley's hands in ME3.
10. The "chokea****" quota will be VERY high.
9. Ashley will have her hands around so many throats that "choking" will be known as "getting Ashleyed."
8. Ashley will be choking so many ****es until her new rank will be "Choke-Chief Williams."
7. Ashley will be choking so many ****es that "choking" will become a new Olympic event.
6. Ashley will be cutting off so many peoples' air, that they are going to be thinking that the payment for their bill was late to the air company.
5. The next time Ashley meets Miranda, it will be the first time that Miranda will be choking with nothing IN her throat.
4. Ashley will be choking ****es so viciously that Chris Brown will want to take notes.
3. No number three because the writer was choked out by Ashley while she was practicing for ME3.
2. After ME2, Ashley went to a Buddhist Temple and trained to learn the art of fisting to purposely use it on the wrong hole.
And number one.....(drumroll please)..... Ashley will be choking so many ****es in ME3, it will make Ike Turner jealous.
This was just made of awesome
I've seen a parody of "Chuck Norris Facts" with Garrus, which is called "Garrus Vakarian Facts." Maybe we all can do something similar with Ashley, and call it "Ashley Williams Facts."





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