Volus Warlord wrote...
I find this thread to be rather disturbing and freaky (not the good kind either).
It makes me glad that Ash will die in ME3.
Because I'm at work right now and bored........
***SCENE***
A known troll (Volus Warlord) returns to the bridge from which it came after a day of trolling in the Ashley Wiliams forum. It returns only to find a horrific scene of carnage. There are dead trolls laying everywhere as far as the eye can see. It then promptly places a call to 911.
Volus Warlord (Speaking with complete terror in its voice): H...H..Hello, is...is..this 911?.....I...I....need help....P...P...PLEASE help me!!!
Female Dispatcher: Sir can you tell me what the problem is?
Volus Warlord (Now crying profusely): THEY'RE ALL DEAD!!!.....OH GOD, PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Female Dispatcher: Who's all dead? Sir can you tell me where you are?
Volus Warlord (Still in shear terror): I'm under the......OH GOD.......THEY'RE STILL HERE!!! (Numerous boomsticks can be heard discharging in the background. Music begins to play Dr.Dre & Eminem: Say What You Say or Drowningpool: Let The Bodies Hit The Floor...either would fit the situation).
Female Dispatcher: Unit 54, we have a possible 187 in progress......wait.......you're under a what? Sir are you a troll?
Volus Warlord (Still crying profusely): YES,YES......I ADMIT IT, I'M A TROLL.....I'M SORRY!!........I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT!!........I APOLOGIZE!!!..I LOVE ASHLEY!!!..I LOVE ASHLEY!!!.....PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!....I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!
Female Dispatcher: Sir, were you trolling in the Ashley Williams Forum?
Volus Warlord: YESSS! I'M SORRYYYY!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!
Female Dispatcher: Sir, why were you trollling in the Ashley Williams Forum?
Volus Warlord: I'M PATHETIC.......I HAVE NO LIFE!!!......I"M SORRYYYY!!!
Unit 54: Dispatch, is there a problem?
Female Dispatcher: No problem at all Unit 54. It was a prank call, some pathetic low-life was trying to draw attention to himself.
Unit 54: Copy that dispatch.
Volus Warlord: NO!!!! NO!!! NO!!! I SAID I WAS SORRY!!!!!
A male voice can be heard among the chaos of boomsticks discharging: Too late Mutha****a, now you're dead.
Volus Warlord (Now screaming to the top of its lungs in terror): ARRGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Numerous boomsticks can be heard discharging at EXACTLY the same time. (Dispatcher ends call).
Female Dispatcher (Thinking to herself): Kemet, Milla, AD,Sarge,Zeuss......way to go guys.
Note: It was later revealed that the female dispatcher was none other than........Silver Rose herself.
Modifié par Prince of Kemet, 08 mars 2011 - 06:33 .





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