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[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

MillaShepard wrote...

One of my Sheps really likes to drink...

[On a side mission, in a bar Shepard orders yet another drink]

*Ashley looks at Garrus while Shepard gets his drink on*
Ash: Alcoholics... Their favorite drink is the next one...

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Shepard: Congratulations on making Lieutenant Ash... After everything your family's been throu...*Ash cuts in*
Ash: You can't make a place for yourself under the sun if you keep sitting in the shade of the family tree...

^not so much banter, but it was fun anyway.

Love both of these... especially the second one! XD

Telemachus78 wrote...

Ash and Jack eating in the mess hall.
Jack: So you must be Shepard's squeeze.
Ash: [continues to eat]
Jack: Are you deaf or something?
Ash: I am sorry I don't respond to women who parade around half naked.
Jack: [gets up, slams tray against wall and leaves]
Miranda walks in and sits next to Ash.
Miri: How are you doing Lieutenant?
Ash: [continues to eat]

HAHAHAHA!!!! This one is great tele!!!! 

EDIT:

ToP Ash... 

found this on page 151 on this thread! lol

I wonder, was it ever finished?!?! If so, could someone link it for me? 

Modifié par xxSgt_Reed_24xx, 28 juin 2011 - 12:59 .

[ADLegend21]

Wow....so Ash party banter includes Bashing other LI's......yikes.

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

ADLegend21 wrote...

Wow....so Ash party banter includes Bashing other LI's......yikes.

IMO, it sounded like it was all in good fun. Also, I think it was more about making fun of the outfits they wear. Skimpy and no protection, ya know.

Just how I saw it. *shrugs*

Modifié par xxSgt_Reed_24xx, 28 juin 2011 - 12:45 .

[Telemachus78]

ADLegend21 wrote...

Wow....so Ash party banter includes Bashing other LI's......yikes.

Not at all ADL it was just to poke fun. Miri is one of my favorite characters and Jack is behind Ash as my second favorite. I am not going to post afraid of what other people think. It is all in good fun.

[Telemachus78]

@Reed: That is one of Raanz's drawings.

http://social.biowar...33/album/10082/  

Modifié par Telemachus78, 28 juin 2011 - 12:56 .

[AuggyDoggysan]

Hey Reed. I think this is it.

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

Telemachus78 wrote...

@Reed: That is one of Raanz's drawings.

http://social.biowar...33/album/10082/  

Awesome! 

Thanks for the link Tele! XD

[ADLegend21]

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

Wow....so Ash party banter includes Bashing other LI's......yikes.

IMO, it sounded like it was all in good fun. Also, I think it was more about making fun of the outfits they wear. Skimpy and no protection, ya know.

Just how I saw it. *shrugs*

Well seeing as Ashley's wearing a body suit Like Miranda now it'd be hypocritical for her to call Miri half naked. We're better than this we don't have to bash other characters to talk about Ashley.

EDIT: Ah I see Tele, just making sure. I know people lurk in threads and wait for things like that just to cause trouble, seen it time and time again.

Modifié par ADLegend21, 28 juin 2011 - 01:04 .

[IndigoWolfe]

Lord Zeuss wrote...

[after something awesome has happened]
Vega: That was intense.
Ashley: Just another day at the office.

Or alternatively;

Ashley: I could hold your hand, if you want.

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

ADLegend21 wrote...

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

Wow....so Ash party banter includes Bashing other LI's......yikes.

IMO, it sounded like it was all in good fun. Also, I think it was more about making fun of the outfits they wear. Skimpy and no protection, ya know.

Just how I saw it. *shrugs*

Well seeing as Ashley's wearing a body suit Like Miranda now it'd be hypocritical for her to call Miri half naked. We're better than this we don't have to bash other characters to talk about Ashley.

EDIT: Ah I see Tele, just making sure. I know people lurk in threads and wait for things like that just to cause trouble, seen it time and time again.

Well, she won't be in my game depending on what the "armor" that they said would be in is...

[Telemachus78]

Zaeed Ashley and Shep fight Cerberus agents.
Shep: Zaeed and Ash give me covering fire.
[Zaeed and Ash get into cover]
Zaeed: Take this you bastards! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Ash: Well two can play at that game. Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
Shep:  Note to self never bring Ash and Zaeed on another mission together.

[MegaBadExample]

Telemachus78 wrote...

Zaeed Ashley and Shep fight Cerberus agents.
Shep: Zaeed and Ash give me covering fire.
[Zaeed and Ash get into cover]
Zaeed: Take this you bastards! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Ash: Well two can play at that game. Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
Shep:  Note to self never bring Ash and Zaeed on another mission together.

 Ok! That's great. Now do an Ash and Mordin dialog with an akward Shepard.

[DarthRic]

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

Wow....so Ash party banter includes Bashing other LI's......yikes.

IMO, it sounded like it was all in good fun. Also, I think it was more about making fun of the outfits they wear. Skimpy and no protection, ya know.

Just how I saw it. *shrugs*

Well seeing as Ashley's wearing a body suit Like Miranda now it'd be hypocritical for her to call Miri half naked. We're better than this we don't have to bash other characters to talk about Ashley.

EDIT: Ah I see Tele, just making sure. I know people lurk in threads and wait for things like that just to cause trouble, seen it time and time again.

Well, she won't be in my game depending on what the "armor" that they said would be in is...

I'm hoping they will give the option for a proper armor model in game, otherwise it will hopefully get modded in (assuming its still the UT3 engine it can still get modded in relatively easily using the ME1 model yes?)

[ADLegend21]

MegaBadExample wrote...

Telemachus78 wrote...

Zaeed Ashley and Shep fight Cerberus agents.
Shep: Zaeed and Ash give me covering fire.
[Zaeed and Ash get into cover]
Zaeed: Take this you bastards! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Ash: Well two can play at that game. Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
Shep:  Note to self never bring Ash and Zaeed on another mission together.

 Ok! That's great. Now do an Ash and Mordin dialog with an akward Shepard.

ask and ye shall receive.

Shepard, Ashley and Mirdin round a corner into a pack of Krogan, Batarian, and Asari husk

Shepard: Holy-
Ash: *unloads her revenant clip*
Mordin: use alot of tech*
all husks are dead
Ash: Damn Mordin, I can see why Shepard got you off Omega.
Mordin: compliment taken. you yourself are incredibly talented, now I se ehwy Kirahee spoke so highly of you. mastery of high grade assault weaponry, excellent aim, would think of cybernetic enhancement like Shepard, she normally relies on adrenaile rush to attain accuracy.
Shepard: laugh it up Mordin....

[Telemachus78]

This isn't so much banter but a conversation on the Normandy.

Ash and Shep walk into Mordin's lab
Shep: Mordin do have time to talk?
Mordin: Yeswantedtotalktoyoutwoanyways. Medicalreasons.
Shep: Yes.
Mordin: I know there are different ways to releave stress and sexual activity common for humans. Becareful you two do not want a child to be brought into the universe during this war.  Ijust wanted to give advice.
Ash: Uh...
Mordin: I am forwarding some usefu lmaterial on various ways to prevent an unwanted pregnancy. Also forwarding a pamphlet on activites using oils and diagrams of positions that do not involve intercourse.
Shep:
Ash:

Modifié par Telemachus78, 29 juin 2011 - 12:53 .

[AresXX7]

Not sure if this fits the bill for banter, but why not.

*At the start of a mission*

Shepard: "Everyone ready?"
Garrus: "Good to go."
Ashley: "Locked & loaded Skipper."
*Shepard looks at Ash's larger assault rifle, then at his smaller SMG*

Shepard: "You know, it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it."
Ashley: "Of course & you know I still love you Skipper."

*she then heads off to battle*
Garrus: (snickering) "That's pretty... extreme, Commander."
Shepard: "Laugh it up Garrus."

[MillaShepard]

haynoats wrote...

Here's a call out for you:

[Shepherd, Ash, and Wrex in shootout with da badguys]

*Suddenly Ash's pigtail is singed*
Ashley: He shot my hair! That son of a b**ch!
*Massive gun fire erupts from Ashley's assault rifle as wave after wave of badguys fall*
Wrex & Shepherd looking at each other: Holy S**t!

This one made me giggle..

[MegaBadExample]

Grunt: So you're battlemaster Shepard's chosen mate?
Ash: Skipper... what's this rhino talking about?
Shepard: I have no idea why... You would ask that Grunt...
Grunt: The tank....I've seen...pictures of humans sqeezed together...bodies pressed against each other...
Shepard: Ugh...grunt that's not why we...
Grunt: How fertile is she Shepard?
Ash: ..What the hell? Okay look godzilla that's not ta thing you should randomly be asking women.
Grunt: It is! A male must know how fertile his female is.
Ash: Yeah...well that's not how we human do things.
Grunt: Humans are weird. And squishy.
Ash: You'll be squishy when I gut you.
Grunt: *Turns to Shepard* I like her Shepard. She's fiesty.

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

AresXX7 wrote...

Not sure if this fits the bill for banter, but why not.

*At the start of a mission*

Shepard: "Everyone ready?"
Garrus: "Good to go."
Ashley: "Locked & loaded Skipper."
*Shepard looks at Ash's larger assault rifle, then at his smaller SMG*

Shepard: "You know, it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it."
Ashley: "Of course & you know I still love you Skipper."

*she then heads off to battle*
Garrus: (snickering) "That's pretty... extreme, Commander."
Shepard: "Laugh it up Garrus."

hahaha! XD

I think this one is my favorite so far! 

[trobbins777]

MegaBadExample wrote...

Grunt: So you're battlemaster Shepard's chosen mate?
Ash: Skipper... what's this rhino talking about?
Shepard: I have no idea why... You would ask that Grunt...
Grunt: The tank....I've seen...pictures of humans sqeezed together...bodies pressed against each other...
Shepard: Ugh...grunt that's not why we...
Grunt: How fertile is she Shepard?
Ash: ..What the hell? Okay look godzilla that's not ta thing you should randomly be asking women.
Grunt: It is! A male must know how fertile his female is.
Ash: Yeah...well that's not how we human do things.
Grunt: Humans are weird. And squishy.
Ash: You'll be squishy when I gut you.
Grunt: *Turns to Shepard* I like her Shepard. She's fiesty.

I don't know what it is but something about grunt saying "She's fiesty" made me fall out of my chair laughing:lol:.

[Lord Zeuss]

Telemachus78 wrote...

This isn't so much banter but a conversation on the Normandy.

Ash and Shep walk into Mordin's lab
Shep: Mordin do have time to talk?
Mordin: Yeswantedtotalktoyoutwoanyways. Medicalreasons.
Shep: Yes.
Mordin: I know there are different ways to releave stress and sexual activity common for humans. Becareful you two do not want a child to be brought into the universe during this war.  Ijust wanted to give advice.
Ash: Uh...
Mordin: I am forwarding some usefu lmaterial on various ways to prevent an unwanted pregnancy. Also forwarding a pamphlet on activites using oils and diagrams of positions that do not involve intercourse.
Shep:
Ash:

Ashley: Well, I'd heard that salarians were big on pregnancy regulation, but um...
Shepard: *sighs* There's never really a nice way to say 'that isn't your business'.
Mordin: Of course, havetogetbacktowork. Lotstodo!

Modifié par Lord Zeuss, 29 juin 2011 - 02:21 .

[Telemachus78]

Lord Zeuss wrote...

Telemachus78 wrote...

This isn't so much banter but a conversation on the Normandy.

Ash and Shep walk into Mordin's lab
Shep: Mordin do have time to talk?
Mordin: Yeswantedtotalktoyoutwoanyways. Medicalreasons.
Shep: Yes.
Mordin: I know there are different ways to releave stress and sexual activity common for humans. Becareful you two do not want a child to be brought into the universe during this war.  Ijust wanted to give advice.
Ash: Uh...
Mordin: I am forwarding some usefu lmaterial on various ways to prevent an unwanted pregnancy. Also forwarding a pamphlet on activites using oils and diagrams of positions that do not involve intercourse.
Shep:
Ash:

Ashley: Well, I'd heard that salarians were big on pregnancy regulation, but um...
Shepard: *sighs* There's never really a nice way to say 'that isn't your business'.
Mordin: Of course, havetogetbacktowork. Lotstodo!

I like that addition. Thanks Zeuss

[Batlass8]

For a fem!Shep who's in a romance with Jacob.

Jacob: Williams, you should be more careful when you're fighting. You're not invincible.
Ashley: Excuse me?
Jacob: I'm just saying, sometimes you take unnecessary risks.
Shepard: *snorts*
Jacob: What?
Ashley: You know what they say, Jacob. Heavy risk...
Shepard: ...but the priiiiiiize.
Ashley & Shepard: *laughter*
Jacob: I--You--If we're not quiet--Is that a Reaper over there? Oh, thank God!

(Poor Jacob. But I would love to see that line lampooned).

[ADLegend21]

Batlass8 wrote...

For a fem!Shep who's in a romance with Jacob.

Jacob: Williams, you should be more careful when you're fighting. You're not invincible.
Ashley: Excuse me?
Jacob: I'm just saying, sometimes you take unnecessary risks.
Shepard: *snorts*
Jacob: What?
Ashley: You know what they say, Jacob. Heavy risk...
Shepard: ...but the priiiiiiize.
Ashley & Shepard: *laughter*
Jacob: I--You--If we're not quiet--Is that a Reaper over there? Oh, thank God!

(Poor Jacob. But I would love to see that line lampooned).

*headdesk* (but it made me gigle...only you Bat XD)