that made the WHOLE thing spectacular, plus Mordin's lab coat being ruined.trobbins777 wrote...
Just a little scene between Ash and Shepard I imagined in my spair time.
Shepard and Ashley are having coffee in the mess on the SR-2. Miranda walks to her cabin, while the eyes of every male crew member follow her. However, Shepard is smart enough to stare at his coffee until she's gone from sight. Even so, Ashley notices how hard he's trying not to look.
Ashley:(teasingly) "I have a hard time believing you stayed faithful."
Shepard:(innocently) " Why would you say that?"
Ashley:(sarcastically) "Oh I don't know. It could be the fact that you were alone on a ship with your secretary, a spandex supermodel, and a woman who wears only a belt from the waist up."
Shepard:(nonchalant) " Also Tali made a move on me...:whistle:" *sips coffee*
Ashley:*Deathglare*
Shepard: "Relax Ash, Tali and Jack aren't my type, Kelly actually wanted me to try and repair things with you, and uh *chuckles* Miranda's not my priiiiiiizzee.
Ashley: "Prize? I don't get it."
Shepard:(still bemused)"I pray you never do. Anyways, you give yourself too little credit. You're a hard act to follow."
Ashley:(not buying it) "Seriously though,what's your secret?"
Shepard:"I requisitioned myself alot of cold showers."
Miranda walks back towards the elevator and Shepard, being a smart man, decides to take an extra long sip of his coffee.
Ashley: "Still, I don't know if I could not hit that."
Shepard: *sprays coffee across the table onto Mordin as he passes by*
Mordin: "Shepard! my favorite lab coat! WHY!?!?!"
and Ashley excused herself from the table in order to roll on the floor laughing hysterically.
*THE END*
EDIT: Top Ash.(the faithful version of Kallen)
Modifié par ADLegend21, 20 juillet 2011 - 01:43 .





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