But what do I not see? I do not see a fan thread about THE RULER OF THE MOTHER****IN' GALAXY. That's right, Velarn the Turian councilor, Citadel Council's minister of Awesome and Badass affairs.
For those who have not had their faces yet dismantled from their skulls by the force of his awesome, here's a few reasons why he rules and why we are going to make his fan thread so cool that 1 of our posts counts for 1000 Tali posts, thus making us the biggest fan group by the transitive property of arbitrary crap I just made up!
1) He can talk down to COMMANDER SHEPARD, the biggest badass in the history of the Galaxy, who can and does kill anything and everything that gets in their way, while suffering no consequences? Why? Because Shepard is scared to pull anything on J.P. Velarn, the coolest of the cool!
2) He is fearless! Of ANYTHING! Rogue spectres? No big! Reapers? Pfft, I dismiss claims like that on the way to real problems. He doesn't care.
3) Nothing fools J.P. Velarn. He sees through your ploys instantly. INSTANTLY. Oh what's that, you say? You say it's not a ploy and you're telling the truth and the galaxy is at stake? Well too bad. He sees through that instantly too. Fool.
Here is the link to our group. You should join it, because it is awesome.
We also have a few banners now!
Also, it's my understanding that most fan threads also have fan art sections. I can't draw worth a crap and nobody else is here yet, so I'll give you guys a placeholder picture until this all gets rolling:
It is of Garrus, who learned how to be the huge badass he is from being Councilor Velarn's bro for so long.
Modifié par Lemonwizard, 30 mai 2010 - 11:05 .
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