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The official fan thread for Councilor J.P. "Dismiss THIS" Velarn!


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#126
J P Dismiss This Velarn_

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Lemonwizard wrote...

pprrff wrote...

I think I figured out why the turain councilor is such a A-hole. Bioware is saving him for the paragon ending (and I mean the paragon of paragon ending), for that paticular ending, councilor will say

"you human are alright."

And that will make playing the entire trilogy worth it.




Many people don't seem to remember that Councilor Velarn was the most openly grateful of the three after you saved them in that ending. He's a jerk, but he knows when you did something right and isn't afraid to admit it.


Ah, yes... Shepard doing something right.  A vague notion of competence on the part of humanity.  We have dismissed this claim.

#127
Guest_Darth Cheesecake_*

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*ME3*

Shepard: The Reapers are back! They've already wiped out 2 planets!

Velarn: Ah yes "Reapers" We have dismissed that claim.

Harbinger:ACTUALLY WE ARE QUITE REAL. I MEAN I'M LITERALLY 1 KILOMETER AWAY...YOU CAN SEE ME.

Velarn: I dismiss you!!!!

Harbinger: NOOOOOOOOOOOO *explodes*

Shepard: What the f*ck was that?

Velarn:...I dismissed him.

Garrus: That darn Velarn!

#128
Lemonwizard

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Ah, what one wouldn't give for the power to arbitrarily decide anything you liked was true, eh?

#129
lovgreno

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If anyone would have that power it would be Velarn.

#130
Reptilian Rob

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Ah yes, this pleases me.

#131
Lisa_H

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I love to hate Velarn so much that even my renegade Shepard had to save him in ME1

#132
jklinders

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Signed and tagged


#133
ReiSilver

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you know people get so worked up about Velarn 'dismissing' you know what I really want to happen? Just so Velarn stays the guy who annoys those people to no end?

He doesn't even remember that. For the players it's rage inducing, for Velarn, well, it was Thursday



Shepard: Ah yes, 'Reapers'

Velarn: ...come again?

Shepard: ah. yes. *airquoting harder* 'Reapers'

Velarn: ....?

Shepard: That time! That time just after I came back from the dead? You used freaking air quotes at me!

Velarn: That's it? You're this worked up over something I said years/months ago? *turns to other councillors with a look of: wth is wrong with this guy?*

#134
Annihilator27

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I bet hes going to send the best Turian fleet to Earth.

#135
AdmiralCheez

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Velarn is by far the most entertaining politician on the Citadel. All who kill him are missing out on teh lulz.

#136
Big stupid jellyfish

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I think this thread and Councilor Velarn in particular need more love.

#137
Bad King

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Isn't it Councillor Valern? Velarn appears to be a typo.

Modifié par Bad King, 03 janvier 2011 - 03:32 .


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SomeKindaEnigma

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Stanley Woo wrote...

There had better be some actual discussion going on in this thread soon, or it will be locked for spam.


this.

#139
Shepard-Commander-2

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I personally want him to do this:


Scene: Harbinger has the Normandy on the ropes, Joker being the only reason they survived until now

Joker: **** **** ****!!

*Harbinger has a clear shot, but gets hit by a salve of Thanix-blasts*

C. Velarn: Normandy, here is the [insert name]. We got your back.

*Velarn's ships circles the Reaper*

Harbinger: It is pointless to fight. You will all be eliminated.

Velarn: There is a idiom from the humans that says, "You Reap what you Sow".

*Epic Orchestral score*

Velarn: Reap this.

*Velarn's fleet rips Harbinger into pieces*

Shepard: "Reap this"? Really, that is the best you could come up with.

#140
Lord Irvine

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 Isn't Councilor Valern the Salarian Councilor? That's what it says in the wiki.  masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Citadel_Council#Councilors

#141
kglaser

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Yes, Velarn is the salarian. The turian is named "Insperatus" or "Speratus" or something like that. I was pretty surprised to discover that.

#142
JShepppp

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I support this. I'm going to make one for him in ME3 in a few days lol.