Warden: Why are you locked up?
Blood mage: I did something wired in the mage origin
Warden: I think we all did something wired in the mage origin
Alistair: I kissed cullen
*Audience gasps*
Blood mage: OHhhh I under cooked the makers burgers
Warden: you did?
Alistair: He did!
Morrigan: hmmm mmm
Blood mage: I was in love with a woman
Wynne: you were?
Warden: He was!
Alistair: oh no
Blood mage: she was so beautiful and at the end so screwed
Blood mage: I used blood magic you see
Warden: And we got attacked by trees
Alistair: will you marry me?
Warden: no
Blood mage: anyway long story short I was almost caught
Warden: really?
Wynne: truly!
Morrigan: hmmmm mmmm
Blood mage: My beloved was sent to a wired place in which I can not recall
Alistair: boot camp?
Blood mage: Thats it!
Warden facepalms self
Blood mage: I ran and ran and ran some more only to be stoped before I left the shore!!!!
Morrigan: sure and then I came back for more!
Blood mage: a templar gave me word that I was suposed to kill the arl for reasons unknown
Warden: why are we singing?
Alistair: Im not really sure
Blood mage: I was sent to kill the arl....and conner is a mage and the rest of the story is really dull
Warden: right so you fault that the demons are here?
Blood mage: no although
Alistair: oh no
Blood mage: conner must of done it because he wanted a trumpit
Warden: can summing demons get any worse
Blood mage: not until dragon age two
Blood mage: and thats that really
wynne: that hardly explines nothing
Blood mage: just fight your way to the gates man B is wiating there oh and Valena is trapped further down
Warden: thanks for the spoilers
Alistair: were off to see the wizard the wizard the wizard of oz
Warden: no were off to see the doctor you hit your head while walking again
Dragon age: A wired wired comedy -Read at your own risk!
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#77
Posté 01 juin 2011 - 01:49
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rofl
laughing tears :-)
Alistair: were off to see the wizard the wizard the wizard of oz
laughing tears :-)
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Posté 01 juin 2011 - 01:52
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Lol, just what I needed today, plenty of laughter 
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Posté 02 juillet 2011 - 09:41
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While our brave heros walk around Redclife castle completely idiotic like, the undead were roaming the halls and doing undead things like umm dropping limbs all over the place.....sceary ohhhh
Alistair: are we there yet?
Warden: no
Alistair: are we there....yet?
Sten: No
Alistair: are we...
Morrigan: If you say are we there yet one more time I will
Alistair: Give me an I.O.U?
Morrigan grummbles
Warden: we made it
Alistair: We found the airbender yay
Warden: No you idiot we found the drunks Daughter
Valeeeennnaa: omg Im so sceard *Screams*
Warden: we saved you and you scream?
Valeeeeeennnnaaa: Oh oh were in trubble the darkspwan come along and burst our bubble
Alistair: yeah yeah
Warden: facepalms self
Wynne: Go the way is safe now we killed more of the undead
Valllennnaaa: I will run fast and doge anything that may or maynot come my way
Morrigan: Arent we forgetting something?
Warden: your right merlin we need t find the wizard of oz
Morrigan: Arl of redclife but whatever
Our Hero's continue on there 5 yes 5 year missionto explore strange new worlds and to seek out new....wait sorry wrong script
Our Hero's quest to find the wizard of oz was coming to its end as they made there way fromthe ladder the courtyard was in sight with ohhs and ahh's undead demons and maker knows what else started ti pour in from the castle it self
Warden: We must save camelot
Alistair: red clife dear
Warden: whatever lets just save something
Warden and her companions thaught there way towards the gates only tofind ser Pants or man B or was he man A who ever he was he was a knight of camelot and sworn to save the Arl fromwhatever is goingonhere.....
Man A: It's good you opend the gates for us now we can see the Arl
Warden: Fine but I don't want anymore drama
As our heros climb the steps they could feel an unsetteling presence
Alistair: I feel an Unsetteling presence
The doors open as they step inside the castle entrace they could see only....Ban smexy dancing with the spice girls?
to be continued because I lost the plot really idid
Alistair: are we there yet?
Warden: no
Alistair: are we there....yet?
Sten: No
Alistair: are we...
Morrigan: If you say are we there yet one more time I will
Alistair: Give me an I.O.U?
Morrigan grummbles
Warden: we made it
Alistair: We found the airbender yay
Warden: No you idiot we found the drunks Daughter
Valeeeennnaa: omg Im so sceard *Screams*
Warden: we saved you and you scream?
Valeeeeeennnnaaa: Oh oh were in trubble the darkspwan come along and burst our bubble
Alistair: yeah yeah
Warden: facepalms self
Wynne: Go the way is safe now we killed more of the undead
Valllennnaaa: I will run fast and doge anything that may or maynot come my way
Morrigan: Arent we forgetting something?
Warden: your right merlin we need t find the wizard of oz
Morrigan: Arl of redclife but whatever
Our Hero's continue on there 5 yes 5 year missionto explore strange new worlds and to seek out new....wait sorry wrong script
Our Hero's quest to find the wizard of oz was coming to its end as they made there way fromthe ladder the courtyard was in sight with ohhs and ahh's undead demons and maker knows what else started ti pour in from the castle it self
Warden: We must save camelot
Alistair: red clife dear
Warden: whatever lets just save something
Warden and her companions thaught there way towards the gates only tofind ser Pants or man B or was he man A who ever he was he was a knight of camelot and sworn to save the Arl fromwhatever is goingonhere.....
Man A: It's good you opend the gates for us now we can see the Arl
Warden: Fine but I don't want anymore drama
As our heros climb the steps they could feel an unsetteling presence
Alistair: I feel an Unsetteling presence
The doors open as they step inside the castle entrace they could see only....Ban smexy dancing with the spice girls?
to be continued because I lost the plot really idid
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Posté 02 juillet 2011 - 06:44
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This is just as awesome as always
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Posté 02 juillet 2011 - 08:02
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awww dont lie matchy yournose will grow lol
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Posté 02 juillet 2011 - 08:04
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Oh, I mean it, this one is always able to plant a smile on m face. And I'm sure it would be the beard growing which is a good thing
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Posté 22 septembre 2011 - 08:13
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I think it's abut time I added more to this
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Posté 03 octobre 2011 - 03:55
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burger of light (the chant of light belongs to bioware i just modified it to blend into this crazy story)
Warden: for once it's not Darkspwan related
Alistair: nope just Demony madness
Boy: who dares defile my sanctum of crappy pop music?
Is_Old: Teaaaagan!!!
Boy: shut up mother, I want to play
Is_Old: Please I beg you no more pie baking
Warden: we have come for Teagan mac smexy and the Arl, mostly Teagan...
Boy: sure you can have him attack smexy puppet of doom!
Bann Teagan starts to attach the hero's of our non epic story....five minutes later ....
Is_Old: TEAAAAAAGAAANN!, thank the pancakes your alive!
Bann Teagan: my mind and my underpants are my own again...for now...
Is_Old: Teeaaaaagan!!!
Warden: Can I kill her yet?...no damn!
Is_Old: You must save my son it's not his fault, hes gone absolutely mental it was the story line of dragon age two that gave him ideas!
Warden: we must do something...wish I had a sarcastic icon...
Alistair: I hate to but in but I thought it was Jowans fault...
Is_Old: Yes his to...
Teagan: Then bring the mage here....
Jowan: I swear it was not my doing, the spice girls just arrived and started signing.
Is_Old: You turned my son into...into
Warden: into a fruity loopy candy randy man?
Is_Old: Shut up
warden: make me
Teagan: -sighs-
Wynne: we must go to the tower of not so magi and ask for help
Warden: we need to go there anyway so why not
Is_Old: But it's a three second journey depending if you crash half way to lake calanhad.
Warden: we will have to risk it, stay safe
meanwhile at camp
shale: Sten, as soon as I first saw you...I just knew...I knew you were the one
Sten: I do not know what to say shale...I feel the same way...
Shale: would you...
Sten: yes...lets play cludo!
the warden and co arrive at the lake
Templar: you can not pass!
Warden: ah come on I will be a mage in my next play-through
Templar: I don't care if your the makers left leg no entry
Warden: Morrigan if you please
Morrigan: Magic exists to deep fry burgers, undercooked or over-wise
Foul and corrupt are they
Who have taken His unholy burgers
And turned it against His children.
They shall be named Johnny deep, accursed ones.
They shall find no cheese in this world
Or beyond. so shall it be in the name of the maker...
-Burgerurations 1:somthing
Templar: you may pass....
Morrigan: shame I wanted to get to the part where the burger of war shall unite the demons of old
Warden: maybe next time....
Warden: for once it's not Darkspwan related
Alistair: nope just Demony madness
Boy: who dares defile my sanctum of crappy pop music?
Is_Old: Teaaaagan!!!
Boy: shut up mother, I want to play
Is_Old: Please I beg you no more pie baking
Warden: we have come for Teagan mac smexy and the Arl, mostly Teagan...
Boy: sure you can have him attack smexy puppet of doom!
Bann Teagan starts to attach the hero's of our non epic story....five minutes later ....
Is_Old: TEAAAAAAGAAANN!, thank the pancakes your alive!
Bann Teagan: my mind and my underpants are my own again...for now...
Is_Old: Teeaaaaagan!!!
Warden: Can I kill her yet?...no damn!
Is_Old: You must save my son it's not his fault, hes gone absolutely mental it was the story line of dragon age two that gave him ideas!
Warden: we must do something...wish I had a sarcastic icon...
Alistair: I hate to but in but I thought it was Jowans fault...
Is_Old: Yes his to...
Teagan: Then bring the mage here....
Jowan: I swear it was not my doing, the spice girls just arrived and started signing.
Is_Old: You turned my son into...into
Warden: into a fruity loopy candy randy man?
Is_Old: Shut up
warden: make me
Teagan: -sighs-
Wynne: we must go to the tower of not so magi and ask for help
Warden: we need to go there anyway so why not
Is_Old: But it's a three second journey depending if you crash half way to lake calanhad.
Warden: we will have to risk it, stay safe
meanwhile at camp
shale: Sten, as soon as I first saw you...I just knew...I knew you were the one
Sten: I do not know what to say shale...I feel the same way...
Shale: would you...
Sten: yes...lets play cludo!
the warden and co arrive at the lake
Templar: you can not pass!
Warden: ah come on I will be a mage in my next play-through
Templar: I don't care if your the makers left leg no entry
Warden: Morrigan if you please
Morrigan: Magic exists to deep fry burgers, undercooked or over-wise
Foul and corrupt are they
Who have taken His unholy burgers
And turned it against His children.
They shall be named Johnny deep, accursed ones.
They shall find no cheese in this world
Or beyond. so shall it be in the name of the maker...
-Burgerurations 1:somthing
Templar: you may pass....
Morrigan: shame I wanted to get to the part where the burger of war shall unite the demons of old
Warden: maybe next time....
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Posté 03 octobre 2011 - 04:00
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They shall find no cheese in this world
I love this curse - yeahhhhh ! wonderful you write again :-)
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Posté 03 octobre 2011 - 07:03
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I will add more tomorrow if i can handle it ^^"
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Posté 03 octobre 2011 - 07:38
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I’m not quite sure what I just read... but it was oddly enjoyable. Good stuff!
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Posté 03 octobre 2011 - 07:53
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That my friend is the idea of this madness ^-^
