Can't believe I forgot this, but while I liked Orgren in Origins, I DESPISED him in Awakenings. You guys don't even know.
Seriously, dude? You have a freaking
baby? You could have TOLD me, you ******. Because, ya'know, I AM one of your best friends and all. I did sort of save you from a life trapped in Orzammar, forever pining after your lost, lesbian psycho lover. And what the heck are you doing abandoning a newborn baby? That's pretty low, man. And THEN I have to force you to write to Felsi at the end? For real, dude? Are you some kind of massive douchetool? Because that's sure what you're acting like. If I didn't need new Wardens so badly, your ass would be grass and I would be the lawn mower, you lumpy, lazy-eyed mega buttfloss of a dwarf.
At least in Origins I got the sense that you grew up, sobered up just a bit, and took some responsibility for once in your life. Now you seem to have devolved back to the sad state I found you in when you came ranting and slurring and stumbling into my life.
And what the heck are you doing at 0 approval? Really dude? After all the booze I spammed you with? The two dirty pairs of pantaloons? So much for being BFFs. God you're such a loser, I cannot even believe this. At least Alistair, Duncan, and Riordan were badass wardens. Now I'm stuck with you, that dorky mage, the racist elf, and a hyperactive dwarf obsessed with death. I only like two of you n00bs: the one whose dad I killed, and the other is a CORPSE. Yeah! That's right! All of you are bigger failures than a flippin' rotting corpse. Good job! Gawd, Amaranthine sux.
/ridiculous rant
Modifié par pixieface, 02 juin 2010 - 01:39 .