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[The Big Nothing]

Welcome to a brief explanation of why a female Shepard isn't justified by Ellen Ripley and Sarah Connor. 

 
Ripley died by throwing herself into molten lead, because she herself had become a host for the alien. This is also known as failure. Because of this, by the final movie, aliens are innumerable, and letting xenomorphs gestate in your chest has become a recreational past time. To combat this, I guess, Ripley is cloned (because extravagant suicide in the previous movie wasn't enough of an "I give up") and resorts to loving and cuddling the aliens while they continue to murder her friends. Typical female behavior. Needless to say, the alien menace isn't defeated, and Ripley succeeds only in killing her alien/human hybrid love-child.

P.S. Ripley almost died in the first movie because she was putting a cat - a cat - into hypersleep, rather than doing an inspection of her life pod.


Sarah Connor was confined to an insane asylum - like all masculine women should be - and could do nothing to protect her son, who remained safe due only to the efforts of one male monotone Austrian body-builder. Because Sarah Connor is barely sane from her one encounter with a Terminator, they kill her off and bring in mentally stable male leads (Edward Furlong, Nick Stahl, Christian Bale) who can handle the stress of fighting a future doomed to robotic domination.

In conclusion, women with power will only doom our civilization unless we actively fight their bid for equal control. 

Male Shepard FTW.

[Stanley Woo]

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