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Why Ellen Ripley and Sarah Connor Do Not Justify a Female Shepard...


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#51
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The Big Nothing wrote...

silverhammer08 wrote...

do you know the Acronym "GTFO" ?
If so, act accordingly, thank you...


You see? Instead of offering a well-thought-out opinion, you become aggressive and try to silence me. You're not making a good case for your gender. Why not offer something constructive?
Tell me why I am wrong.  


Because nothing you say makes any frelling sense? Because obvious troll is obvious? Because you're trying oh so hard to be funny and failing oh so miserably? Because sexism, despite what most would have you believe, isn't actually funny?

Take your pick.

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FourSixEight wrote...

The Big Nothing wrote...

silverhammer08 wrote...

do you know the Acronym "GTFO" ?
If so, act accordingly, thank you...


You see? Instead of offering a well-thought-out opinion, you become aggressive and try to silence me. You're not making a good case for your gender. Why not offer something constructive?
Tell me why I am wrong.  


Because nothing you say makes any frelling sense? Because obvious troll is obvious? Because you're trying oh so hard to be funny and failing oh so miserably? Because sexism, despite what most would have you believe, isn't actually funny?

Take your pick.


First of all, sexism is hilarious. Ask Andy Kaufman.

Second, who is this BusomJack guy that everyone keeps bringing up?

#53
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The Big Nothing wrote...

FourSixEight wrote...

The Big Nothing wrote...

silverhammer08 wrote...

do you know the Acronym "GTFO" ?
If so, act accordingly, thank you...


You see? Instead of offering a well-thought-out opinion, you become aggressive and try to silence me. You're not making a good case for your gender. Why not offer something constructive?
Tell me why I am wrong.  


Because nothing you say makes any frelling sense? Because obvious troll is obvious? Because you're trying oh so hard to be funny and failing oh so miserably? Because sexism, despite what most would have you believe, isn't actually funny?

Take your pick.


First of all, sexism is hilarious. Ask Andy Kaufman.

Second, who is this BusomJack guy that everyone keeps bringing up?


That's funny you should mention that. Because I defy you to find one person in this thread that hasn't recognized you as a troll. You want to troll, go to 4chan. You want to post intelligently, go here.

But you can't seem to do the latter, so go ahead and do the former.


The Big Nothing wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

The Big Nothing wrote...




I think your parents did that when conceiving you.


See
now you are just throwing in insults.  You are such a blind M$ fanboy
that you cannot see that Perfect Dark Zero was an abomination of epic
proportions. 


I am throwing in insults. You see how I turned your own quote against you? I thought it was pretty good.
And consistently derailing the topic is hilarious, by the way.
Let me guess: you graduated high school, and you're disgruntled because your grades were just a smidgen too low to get into any really
good community colleges, so you lash out online by irritating what you
believe to be trolls. You're doing a good job. And fret not, "Onyx
Jaguar", you don't need an education to sweep hair in a barber
shop.


And you're an Internet Cold Reader too? You're no Hannibal Lecter, sir.

Modifié par FourSixEight, 28 mai 2010 - 11:36 .


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FourSixEight wrote...

And you're an Internet Cold Reader too? You're no Hannibal Lecter, sir.


How long have you been waiting to use that? Technically, I don't fit the definition; I was grasping for an insult, not trying to psycho-analyze him.
But it's cool that you spend your time researching "Internet Personas".

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Who has said femShep was Ellen Ripley or Sarah Connor? Why must femShep be justified by them? Why must femShep be justified at all?

I just don't understand.

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Nightwriter wrote...

Who has said femShep was Ellen Ripley or Sarah Connor? Why must femShep be justified by them? Why must femShep be justified at all?

I just don't understand.


Ain't nothin' but a thing

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A'ight.

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superimposed wrote...

Hound Dog


What about miniature breeds?

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I don't know, but I think that The Big Nothing is right about those two characters aren't justified for female Shepard. I'm not saying that I'm fully supporting him, I just saying that he had a point.



What about other female characters that ARE justified for female Shepard? My guess would be:



Major Motoko Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell

Captain Samantha Carter from Stargate SG-1

Aeryn Sun from Farscape



That was my guess for these characters that are justified for a female Shepard.


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The Big Nothing wrote...

Shepards That Dangle  Shepards That Gape



The only thing gaping around here is the awesome chasm of absurdity you're dangling above. Posted Image

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Night beat me to it but why the fluerescent hell does Femshep need to be justified?



Mate, fuck off, get a brain and come back later, then well talk.

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No-one told me Busomjack had grown another head......

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AntiChri5 wrote...

Night beat me to it but why the fluerescent hell does Femshep need to be justified?

Mate, fuck off, get a brain and come back later, then well talk.


How the hell were you allowed to say that word without it bleeping it?! How!!

TELL ME!!! TELL ME!!!!!! I MUST HAVE THE POWER!!

Modifié par Nightwriter, 28 mai 2010 - 12:40 .


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Modifié par Onyx Jaguar, 28 mai 2010 - 12:46 .


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:ph34r:[spam image removed]:ph34r:

I was face plaming at this entire thread and the OP being sexist, then i saw this wondeful picture, so please Mr Woo before you clase this thread and ban the troll, you must see this picture, for the lulz.

On a serious note, what with the OP being so sexist and everything turning into a flame war\\\\, people hating each other and using bad language, its not the 'cool' thing to do it just makes you look like an idiot.

Modifié par Stanley Woo, 28 mai 2010 - 04:40 .


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And topic duly reported....

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The Big Nothing wrote...

Male Shepard FTW.


Our civilization is decadent. Quit whining over BioWare's business policy of putting females in charge.

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Steel Dancer wrote...

The Big Nothing wrote...

Shepards That Dangle  Shepards That Gape



The only thing gaping around here is the awesome chasm of absurdity you're dangling above. Posted Image


Well done. I mean it - well done.

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Onyx Jaguar wrote...




@ your sig.

Jacob does not need a bed. He's got the priiize! And that gives him access to any bed on the Normandy he likes.

Who do you think made that girl from Navigations pregnant?

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The Big Nothing wrote...

Welcome to a brief explanation of why a female Shepard isn't justified by Ellen Ripley and Sarah Connor. 

 
Ripley died by throwing herself into molten lead, because she herself had become a host for the alien. This is also known as failure. Because of this, by the final movie, aliens are innumerable, and letting xenomorphs gestate in your chest has become a recreational past time. To combat this, I guess, Ripley is cloned (because extravagant suicide in the previous movie wasn't enough of an "I give up") and resorts to loving and cuddling the aliens while they continue to murder her friends. Typical female behavior. Needless to say, the alien menace isn't defeated, and Ripley succeeds only in killing her alien/human hybrid love-child.

P.S. Ripley almost died in the first movie because she was putting a cat - a cat - into hypersleep, rather than doing an inspection of her life pod.


Sarah Connor was confined to an insane asylum - like all masculine women should be - and could do nothing to protect her son, who remained safe due only to the efforts of one male monotone Austrian body-builder. Because Sarah Connor is barely sane from her one encounter with a Terminator, they kill her off and bring in mentally stable male leads (Edward Furlong, Nick Stahl, Christian Bale) who can handle the stress of fighting a future doomed to robotic domination.

In conclusion, women with power will only doom our civilization unless we actively fight their bid for equal control. 

Male Shepard FTW.


Jeanne d'Arc Lead the french troops to victory against the english at the end of the 100-year war, your argument is invalid.

Modifié par Galimor_001, 28 mai 2010 - 02:10 .


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Fem shep needs no justification! She will kick your ass then shoot it out of the airlock.

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Galimor_001 wrote...

The Big Nothing wrote...

Welcome to a brief explanation of why a female Shepard isn't justified by Ellen Ripley and Sarah Connor. 

 
Ripley died by throwing herself into molten lead, because she herself had become a host for the alien. This is also known as failure. Because of this, by the final movie, aliens are innumerable, and letting xenomorphs gestate in your chest has become a recreational past time. To combat this, I guess, Ripley is cloned (because extravagant suicide in the previous movie wasn't enough of an "I give up") and resorts to loving and cuddling the aliens while they continue to murder her friends. Typical female behavior. Needless to say, the alien menace isn't defeated, and Ripley succeeds only in killing her alien/human hybrid love-child.

P.S. Ripley almost died in the first movie because she was putting a cat - a cat - into hypersleep, rather than doing an inspection of her life pod.


Sarah Connor was confined to an insane asylum - like all masculine women should be - and could do nothing to protect her son, who remained safe due only to the efforts of one male monotone Austrian body-builder. Because Sarah Connor is barely sane from her one encounter with a Terminator, they kill her off and bring in mentally stable male leads (Edward Furlong, Nick Stahl, Christian Bale) who can handle the stress of fighting a future doomed to robotic domination.

In conclusion, women with power will only doom our civilization unless we actively fight their bid for equal control. 

Male Shepard FTW.


Jeanne d'Arc Lead the french troops to victory against the english at the end of the 100-year war, your argument is invalid.


You fail. She was burned alive at the stake for blasphemy (lol) and their opponents were English only by Geography. Their heritage was French so it was really the French versing themselves.

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Why you assume that this guy is Busomjack?
I am Busomjack's third account and by posting serious things I try to build up some serious reputation so that Busom can then hide his trollness better in supposedly serious threads.



..NOT

Modifié par Jack Package, 28 mai 2010 - 02:30 .


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Hey, the cat lived in Alien.



You, sir, are a moron. There doesn't need to be any justification.



I'm sorry if your mother was a prostitute who beat you and now hating on women on the internet is the only thing that is keeping you from being the next Jack the Ripper.... I'm sure there is a support group for people like you somewhere.