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NCLanceman

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NuclearBuddha wrote...

"susceptible to your requests." Oh, Rael. Does it soften the blow to put it that way?


I still like to think that's not originally what he wrote. Also, i'm getting way more mileage out of something I typed out in five minutes that I ever thought I would.

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From Admiralty Board, Migrant Fleet

Commander Shepard,

Tali sent her transfer request with that data she gathered, and I approved her request. She has been told to expect to still receive orders from the fleet every now and again, but she's got a blank check on exactly how long she can stay there, because if I said no to this, i'd lose what little ground I have with her. Don't tell her I said that.

Now, she hasn't said it in so many words, but I know for a fact that she thinks you're the best thing since stewed land herbivore paste #13, and if she ever said no to you, I will eat this terminal. You'd best not prove her wrong, motherf*cker. If it turns out that you aren't as tough as everyone thinks you are and my daughter come back here hurt, I will park my armored, immuno-deficient boot squarely up your ass -knife and all- along with half my goddamn fleet.

Admiral Rael'Zorah
Migrant Fleet Admiralty Board.

[TIMESTAMP 04.16.2085 00:45 - User: Adm.Gerrel vas Neema "Rael, good thing I caught this thing when it got the Admiralty Board letterhead before it hit the 'net. Stop drunk-typing. I know your girl is running off with that human again, but this is no way for an Admiral to represent himself. Straighten up. I'm sure Shepard will still get it if you're a little more subtle."]
[TIMESTAMP 04.16.2085 01:20 - User: Adm.Zorah vas Rayya "You do it. I've got other things to do."]
[TIMESTAMP 04.16.2085 01:24 - User: Adm.Gerrel vas Neema "Fine. I'm not even going to ask what's going on over there. But I hope it's worth it."]
[TIMESTAMP 04.16.2085 01:26 - User: Adm.Zorah vas Rayya "I think it will be. Someday, and someday soon. Our people, and above all my daughter will reap the benefits."]

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Whoa, wait a minute. Was there a reference to this somewhere in the Noir Tali story, or is it just my imagination?