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[Images]

Did this on a few other forums.

Idea is, I post a pic RELATED to anything from the Mass Effect franchise.

Anyone who wants to, submits funny captions.

In a few days, I pic a winner that I deem the funniest.

That winner posts a pic RELATED to anything from the Mass Effect Franchise.

Anyone who wants to, submits funny captions

In a few days the poster of the pic selects a winner

And the beat goes on...

If the pic poster doesn't post in say 2 weeks, the previous poster sends out another pic.

Sounds cool?

LETS DO IT!

P.S
The reason for holding this contest here and not in General is due to the chance of spoilers in pics and captions.

P.S2
Below is a list of all the winning captions so far, enjoy!

CAPTION CONTEST NUMBER 1
Winner: Appolo90


"Yet another staring contest causes the Normandy to be hijacked."



CAPTION CONTEST NUMBER 2
Winner: Jorran Khaar


Conrad likes listening to his Shoulder Shepard. It tells him to do things. Insane things.


CAPTION CONTEST NUMBER 3
Winner: Panda Warlock



Garrus barely survived the day when he showed "2 vorcha 1 cup" to Grunt.
Though he claims it was worth it.



CAPTION CONTEST NUMBER 4
Winner: Bhatair

Zaeed: I break whoever's neck I guddam well want to, Shepard.




CAPTION CONTEST NUMBER 5
Winner: Images (didn't post new pic in time, reverted to Bhatair for next posting)


With a lack of future sequels to the Short Circuit franchise materialising and running low on money for his car battery addiction, Johnny 5 put his cinema experience to good use...directing porn.

Modifié par Images, 08 juin 2010 - 03:44 .

[LordMandalore]

"You did what with our toothbrushes?"

I'll just leave that to your imaginations.

[JRCHOharry]

LordMandalore wrote...



"You did what with our toothbrushes?"

I'll just leave that to your imaginations.

"Kaiden: What colour was it, Chief?"
"Ash: Yellow"
"Shepard: Damn" -" Kaiden: Oh alright then"

[Images]

LordMandalore wrote...

"You did what with our toothbrushes?"

Heh, like it!

Keep ém coming folks!

[kregano]

The only thing worse than storming a fortified geth position was Ashley's rendition of "Go Go Power Rangers."

Modifié par kregano, 28 mai 2010 - 11:31 .

[Vaenier]

"I thought we agreed on cool looking black armor, go back to the ship and change. What kind of soldiers are we if we cant even have matching armor."

[SaltBot]

"You heard the man, Ashley.  Bros before hoes."

[Appolo90]

"Yet another staring contest causes the Normandy to be hijacked."


Optional racist version:

"Yet another staring contest causes the Normandy to be hijacked by Jacob."

Modifié par Appolo90, 28 mai 2010 - 11:50 .

[2pac Shakur]

"some game last night eh shepard?"

"yea, close call, Too much speed for the slower Filly (sic) defense"

"Flyers in 6. Unstoppable force in Philly, watch out for Prongers elbow Kane"



"Hey guys what's up?"



"Stfu bech, gback to the kitchen"

[Images]

SaltBot wrote...

"You heard the man, Ashley.  Bros before hoes."

Its Kaiden's expression that makes this one work. Like a school bully's weedy sidekick in a daytime Disney film.

"Yeah!!"

Moar guys!

Modifié par Images, 29 mai 2010 - 12:23 .

[TelexFerra]

"You came to this fight wearing THAT?"

[Gavinthelocust]

"Didn't you read the sign? no girls allowed on this mission"

Modifié par Gavinthelocust, 28 mai 2010 - 11:57 .

[wolfsite]

Ashley:  "Something wrong Commander?"

Shepard: "Oh nothing, just can't decide which one of you to Virmire this time."

[Appolo90]

Shep: "Alright, let's get started. I'll- .. wtf, I thought I picked Garrus."

Kaiden: "I don't like her face."

Modifié par Appolo90, 29 mai 2010 - 12:29 .

[Bhatair]

Swimsuits suck in the future.

[TheSeventhJedi]

Ashley:  "Dammit Shepard!  As if the pink uniform wasn't bad enough, you want me do go with these idiots?"
Kaidan:  "I can't go - they'll aggravate my migraines."

[TheSeventhJedi]

wolfsite wrote...



Ashley:  "Something wrong Commander?"

Shepard: "Oh nothing, just can't decide which one of you to Virmire this time."

Winnar! 

[Nightwriter]

Kaidan: Damn!

Shepard: Uhhh... Ashley...

Ashley: Don't look at me like that. He who smelt it dealt it!

Modifié par Nightwriter, 29 mai 2010 - 12:49 .

[Ashton808]

Ashleys a Lesbian?

[Images]

TheSeventhJedi wrote...

wolfsite wrote...



Ashley:  "Something wrong Commander?"

Shepard: "Oh nothing, just can't decide which one of you to Virmire this time."

Winnar! 

Hey you, that's my job

The answer will come.

Time will tell, sooner or later, time will tell...

[Mr. Sprinkles101]

Who the f*** said you can come?

[Cerrydd]

Shepard: You know the rules, Ashley. We only wear pink on Wednesdays.
Kaidan: You can't come with us!
(Stolen from/inspired by Mean Girls )

[Nightvision91]

Shepard: Alright lets try this again. Which ever one of you blinks firsts gets to stay behind.

[Panda Warlock]

Ashley: It's two kilometers to Saren's base, we've got a DIY nuclear bomb,
half a crate of thermal clips, it's hot, and we're wearing toggleable helmets
Shepard: Hit it.

Modifié par Panda Warlock, 29 mai 2010 - 08:02 .