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[foolish replica]

Vaenier wrote...

that was the day that grunt learned thats it's really hard to out drink a man who survived a point blank head shot, just by being really pissed of.

Modifié par foolish replica, 31 mai 2010 - 04:28 .

[Mars Nova]

Grunt just learned the hard way that human smoothies don't taste good.

[MerrickShep]

Grunt: Blahhh!
Shepard: Grunt what are you doing?
Grunt: *Sobs* Everybody keeps saying I'm fat, Ugh... BLAHHH!!!
Shepard: So you've become bulemic!
Grunt: No... I ate them.

Modifié par MerrickShep, 31 mai 2010 - 05:51 .

[8erserker]

It was very hard choosing one... There were about 5 or 6 that I really liked. But the trophy goes to...

Panda Warlock wrote...



Garrus barely survived the day when he showed "2 vorcha 1 cup" to Grunt.
Though he claims it was worth it.

Congrats, Panda Warlock! Your turn to pick a screen (and winner) now!

Modifié par Jorran Khaar, 02 juin 2010 - 01:15 .

[Panda Warlock]

Yay, I won. Another step to World Domination was made!
I want to thank mommy, daddy, and voices in my head

But back to the business...

CAPTION CONTEST #4



Amuse me

[Mister Mida]

Panda Warlock wrote...

Is it me or is there something wrong with Miranda's head in your pic?

[Panda Warlock]

Is that a trick question?

[Mister Mida]

Panda Warlock wrote...

Is that a trick question?

No.

[Nightwriter]

Oh goody.



Zaeed: Where... where are your boobies?!

Shepard: I don't have any.

Zaeed: Liar!!

[Panda Warlock]

Mister Mida wrote...

Panda Warlock wrote...

Is that a trick question?

No.

Look at her head...
Now look at biology...
Now at her head again...

Hint: Yes.

[-Severian-]

"Where are you keeping the ****ing Megazord, Blue Ranger?"

[Thatguy38]

"Shepard, I don't care WHAT she told you, you should not have dared her to do it. Now tell her to turn her head back around, that's bloody disturbing."

Modifié par Thatguy38, 02 juin 2010 - 03:13 .

[Appolo90]

Mysterious Purple Candy Salesman: Mmmm.. the Skittles are a little lower, man. Just keep looking.
Zaeed: F****** SKITTLES!11 O_o where teh heck are they. want... skittles. Oh, I feel the bag! =D
Candy Salesman: >=D
Zaeed: ... O_O

Modifié par Appolo90, 02 juin 2010 - 06:29 .

[Spornicus]

Panda Warlock wrote...



Amuse me

Cerberus Instructional Vids: Sexual Harassment in the Workplace-Chapter 3:Inappropriate ways of saying hello. 

[snfonseka]

wolfsite wrote...



Ashley:  "Something wrong Commander?"

Shepard: "Oh nothing, just can't decide which one of you to Virmire this time."

THIS IS THE BEST ONE FOR ME....

[Bhatair]

"Zaeed: I break whoever's neck I guddam well want to, Shepard."

[Flying-Jew]

MerrickShep wrote...



Grunt: Blahhh!
Shepard: Grunt what are you doing?
Grunt: *Sobs* Everybody keeps saying I'm fat, Ugh... BLAHHH!!!
Shepard: So you've become bulemic!
Grunt: No... I ate them.

My GOD, I laughed so hard I nearly threw up myself. You sir...thank you!

[STG]

Panda Warlock wrote...

Zaeed: So don't you call it a goddamn grudge, Shepard! Uhm... Shepard? Hey!!!

Shepard (whispering): Hey Zaeed, turn around. You gotta check this out.

[NvVanity]

Zaeed: I'll show you what'll happen to Video when we see him.
Shepard: Your going to grope him?

[ResidentNoob]

Shepard: 'Don't touch the armor, Massani. Miss Lawson over there is a perfect example of what happens when you do.'
Zaeed: 'You wouldn't f*cking da-'
Shepard: 'Look into my eyes, and say that again. Do. Not. Touch. My. Armor.'

[Panda Warlock]

And the winner is... Bhatair!

Bhatair wrote...




"Zaeed: I break whoever's neck I guddam well want to, Shepard."

Congratulations. You take the throne now. Just watch out, I ate some jam there and seat might be a bit sticky...

[Bhatair]

Hopefully it wasn't raspberry, only one person has had the gall to give me the raspberry.

Also, yay! I'll find a pic and post it shortly!

[Bhatair]

Aaaaaand.....Go!

[Panda Warlock]

Nice one



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