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[MerrickShep]

Aria: "So you say you want to be a Dancer?"
Legion: "Correct."

[phatmarshi]

Aria: Do you know the first rule of Omega?
Legion: Affirmative. Do not sexual intercourse with Aria. This platform lacks the necessary hardware for such a task.

[Wildecker]

Bhatair wrote...

Aria: This is Omega, not Oz. No heart for the Tin Man 'round here!

[masterjedirobyn]

Bhatair wrote...

Let me ask you this, Aria-Queen: have you ever mind-melded with thousands of minds before?

[Bhatair]

Images wrote...




With a lack of future sequels to the Short Circuit franchise materialising and running low on money for his car battery addiction, Johnny 5 put his cinema experience to good use...directing porn.

This brought me many luls. Congrats Images, it's your turn again

[MerrickShep]

NEXT IMAGE!

[Flying-Jew]

Bhatair, post on the next image if the guy doesn't post one within another day.

[Bhatair]

Flying-Jew wrote...

Bhatair, post on the next image if the guy doesn't post one within another day.

Ok

[8erserker]

Veetor had heard stories about what humans do to abducted aliens. He just hoped it wouldn't hurt.

Modifié par Jorran Khaar, 06 juin 2010 - 01:23 .

[Fiery Phoenix]

Shepard: Come on, you slow piece of sh*t!
Miranda (at Veetor) You're so screwed, sweetie.
Veetor: Ah crap. If only I knew how to do a double-kick....

Modifié par FieryPhoenix7, 05 juin 2010 - 07:54 .

[phatmarshi]

I'm going to test this remote nerve stimulation program on his suit before using it on Tali tonight

[LordMandalore]

Shepard: Sorry, my cousin Roman is calling again. He's always wanting to go bowling.

[NvVanity]

Miranda: Shepard he won't come with us willingly.
Shepard: Oh Veetor I have the new Omni-Tool 76G from Apple.
Veetor: DO WANT!

Modifié par NvVanity, 06 juin 2010 - 04:28 .

[ObserverStatus]

Shepard: Damn, I'm getting a call from the Illusive Man. Would you mind restraining Marvin the Martian here?
Miranda: Oh, gross why can't Jacob do it?

Modifié par bobobo878, 06 juin 2010 - 04:56 .

[Images]

Heh, since I missed my chance (sorry RL got in the way guys) I shall try again!


Shepard's constant Twitter updates were beginning to cause friction on the team.

[Panda Warlock]

Shepard: Sorry, this was supposed to go to my earpiece. Just keep working.

[Flying-Jew]

When is the winner going to be announced? If you need a picture I've got a really good one!

[Bhatair]

LordMandalore wrote...


Shepard: Sorry, my cousin Roman is calling again. He's always wanting to go bowling.

Sorry that took so long,  anyway this one was hilarous. LordMandalore has the floor.

[Flying-Jew]

Bhatair wrote...

LordMandalore wrote...


Shepard: Sorry, my cousin Roman is calling again. He's always wanting to go bowling.

Sorry that took so long,  anyway this one was hilarous. LordMandalore has the floor.

Agreed, and by the way, Mass Effect and GTA 4 are my favorite games of all time!!

[SpectreSeven]

Veetor: Hmmm... that human female has a nice behind.... Certainly more entertaining than this screen. I might just turn around...

Shepard: She's gonna bend over! Switching omni-cam on!

[Flying-Jew]

Come on, we need another picture!

Temporary :

Modifié par Flying-Jew, 11 juin 2010 - 02:25 .

[SpectreSeven]

Shep: ... so that's why you should join me! And btw, we have plenty of cake!

Grunt: Did you just say cake?! *Licks his chops*

[Panda Warlock]

After explaining Grunt what "pacifism" means, Shepard met only wordless, ubelieving stare.

[Commander Gonzalez]

"After explaining to Grunt that his birthday cake that he consumed in one bite had a stripper in it..."

[Nightwriter]

Rofl. You're supposed to include the picture in your post, though.